Patriot Joe Miller Bowls Over An 8 Year Old Child While Fleeing Press

Patriot Joe Miller Bowls Over An 8 Year Old Child While Fleeing Press

Tea Party darling Joe Miller has just about toasted his 2010 Senate hopes. After a bad few weeks during which reporters have sought information regarding his military discharge, his previous employment history and reason for termination of said employment, the truth about his many uses of federal government money for his own family and then the now infamous hand cuffing of a journalist, Joe should be toast.

Republican Family Values Calvin Hill Gets Your Commie Gay On

Republican Family Values Calvin Hill Gets Your Commie Gay On

What’s a family values anti-gay, anti-sex, anti-commie conservative to do when he needs to make a buck? I mean, no one cares if Georgian State Representative (R-Canton) Calvin Hill earns his living selling dildos and gay pride buttons made in China, where he proudly announces “We have 3 sourcing offices in China to help source any product your customer requires.” Oh, any product, Mr Hill? Really? ANY product? Say it ain’t so!

Glenn Beck and Barack Obama’s Epic Lightsaber Duel over Star Wars

Glenn Beck and Barack Obama’s Epic Lightsaber Duel over Star Wars

In what has been a strange election, nothing has been weirder than the political battle over the movie Star Wars. Both Glenn Beck and President Obama both claim to be battling the Empire. Obama believes that he is the young Jedi battling a special interest empire in the name of democracy, while Beck thinks of himself as a Mormon Luke Skywalker.

Sharron Angle Blames Canada Not Mexico for Illegal Immigration

Sharron Angle Blames Canada Not Mexico for Illegal Immigration

In an attempt to defend her campaign commercial demonizing illegal immigrants, Republican Senate candidate Sharron Angle recently told a group of Hispanic High School students that the people in commercials were not Hispanics, but Canadians, “What we know is that our northern border is where the terrorists came through. That’s the most porous border that we have.”

Christine O’Donnell Goes Rogue And Attacks The GOP

Christine O’Donnell Goes Rogue And Attacks The GOP

Republican candidate Christine O’Donnell has taken another page from Sarah Palin’s playbook by going rogue and blaming the GOP for her expected defeat. On ABC’s This Week O’Donnell said, “We’re hoping that the National Republican Senatorial Committee will help us, but it’s two and half weeks left, and they’re not.”

Propaganda Tool Sarah Palin Uses Pat Tillman to Glorify War

Propaganda Tool Sarah Palin Uses Pat Tillman to Glorify War

Sarah Palin spoke in San Jose yesterday, where she engaged in her usual faux-military cheerleading speechiness. Never mind that in Alaska Palin was known for being disdainful and disrespectful of many vets who served her, this is a narrative about the great Divider who waves the flag and loves blood, so naturally she has to mix God and war together. In the course of this, she felt compelled to bring up Pat Tillman since he was from San Jose.

Grifter Nathan Deal is Georgia’s Sarah Palin

Grifter Nathan Deal is Georgia’s Sarah Palin

Nathan Deal doesn’t want to disclose his tax returns to y’all….now why would that be? Maybe because in 2006 and 2007 he paid a scant 1% in taxes. According to the Associated Press: “In 2006: Deal paid 2.95 percent or $5,575 in federal taxes on $188,904 in adjusted gross income. In 2007: Deal paid 1 percent or $2,068 on $205,433 in income.”

Jesse Ventura Slams Sarah Palin For Screwing Alaska

Jesse Ventura Slams Sarah Palin For Screwing Alaska

Former pro wrestler, actor, governor of Minnesota, and current television host Jesse Ventura held nothing back in an interview with Fancast when asked about Sarah Palin and the Tea Party. Ventura said he would never support the Tea Party because of Palin, and added, “She saw greener pastures, said, Screw the people of Alaska, and went on to collect.”

Sharron Angle Accuses Harry Reid of Giving Legal Citizens Social Security

Sharron Angle Accuses Harry Reid of Giving Legal Citizens Social Security

During the US Senate debate tonight between Sharron Angle and Harry Reid, it became clear that Angle has no idea what she is talking about on Social Security when she said, “Harry Reid has voted to give Social Security to illegal aliens, not only before they were citizens but after they were citizens.” Oh my God, Harry Reid gave benefits to US citizens!!! Wait, that’s legal.

Obama Hits the GOP: I’m a Proud Democrat, I’m a Prouder American

Obama Hits the GOP: I’m a Proud Democrat, I’m a Prouder American

During his MTV town hall today, President Obama reframed by bi-partisanship as a patriotic act. Obama said, “I’m a proud Democrat, I’m a prouder American, and I think all of us believe regardless of our party affiliations that this is a critical time, where we’ve gotta solve big problems.” If bi-partisanship is patriotic, then the GOP obstruction must be un-American.