Sarah Palin finally hit rock bottom and accepted an invitation to speak for free at CPAC, and her address was a combination of lies about Obama and bitterness over 2008.
The CPAC crowd was hot for Sarah Palin, but what they got were canned lines about Obama wanting to raise taxes and redistribute wealth, and the whining of faded failed vice-presidential candidate.
Palin claimed that Obama’s jobs plan was losing America, and she touted the Republican jobs plan, which I kid you not is, “the free market.”
Palin also spoke out against regulations for Wall Street, and claimed that Obama caused the financial crisis. Sister Sarah flashed back to 2008 to revive Obama’s comment about bitter people and their guns. The uneducated Palin claimed that Obama has forgotten the Bill Of Rights, but she is going to defend it.
She also spouted off against Planned Parenthood, and whipped the crowd into a frenzy over her usual anti-choice jibber jabber. Sarah Palin revived the right wing’s lies about health care reform and Obama banning light bulbs. (Once again, it was George W. Bush who “banned” light bulbs). Sarah Palin went back to the standard red meat that Obama apologizes to America. Palin claimed that Obama isn’t protecting America, and on and on and on she went.
Sister Sarah referred to Obama as an international community organizer, and it seemed the whole purpose of her keynote address was to throw a temper tantrum over losing the 2008 election. If you have heard Sarah Palin speak once in the last few years, then you’ve already heard this speech. Palin mocked Obama as the messiah who promised to lower the tides and sea levels.
This address was the final coda of Sarah Palin. She had nothing to offer. Her address was stuck in the past. She is still trying to run her 2008 campaign strategy of lies and personal attacks against President Obama.
Palin’s bitterness over her irrelevance was palpable. She pulled out all of her greatest hits. She attacked the EPA. She tried to play the Washington outsider. Palin worked in crony capitalism.
Just to show how completely out of touch she is, Sarah told the Occupy Wall Street protesters that they were protesting the wrong place and thing. It is obvious that Palin doesn’t pay attention to the news.
She doesn’t follow current events and she has no idea what is going on, or maybe she is just the typical Fox News viewer. (However, Palin did tie Obama’s singing of Al Green to Chicago style politics and corruption). Palin also worked in complaints about the media and the left destroying her and attacking her family. (More standard Sarah Palin bitterness).
Palin had declined to speak at CPAC, because they don’t pay their speakers. Each of the last three years, Palin would either blow off CPAC or she would commit and cancel on them. Now that she has finally hit rock bottom, Sarah Palin agreed to speak at CPAC.
The activists at CPAC were drunk on the vapors of Palin’s past celebrity, but the truth is that CPAC organizers should be happy they didn’t pay her. Because even at a cost of nothing, CPAC got ripped off by Sarah Palin.



Anne
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
CPAC is nothing but a self-congratulatory, regressive group of folks who are still licking their wounds at having lost the 2008 presidential election. That’s why Simple Sarah fits in so well. I’ve always said that her hatred of the president stems largely from her and McCain’s defeat and partly from racism. Her speech, if it can be called that, is nothing but an illustration that since 2008, she has not grown politically, and the GOP itself has sunk to her level.
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Eykis
Feb. 12th, 2012 at 10:39 am
Great article, as usual….
I still say the one thing that Snowbilly Grifter is after is the one thing she will never get….
Snowbilly Grifter has the “hots” for POTUS so badly she cannot think – she wants him to “notice her” and mention her by name………which will never happen.
Go Away Snowbilly…nobody cares and CPAC is the representation of everything that is wrong with the RePiggery Team of Destroying America.
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Jolene
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 5:44 pm
Sick and tired of hearing these Repug wingnuts spewing their lies about President Obama “apologizing for America”. When has he ever done this? Of course, the Repugs don’t mean for their comments to be taken as factual statements. Really wish they could form their own stupid country.
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Shiva (Moderator)
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 5:50 pm
Al Green lives a few hours away from me and on Saturday mornings I can hear him singing at my house. I cant quite see Nashville from my house however.
I am eager to hear the GOP’s version of her rendition of rendition.
From Twitter. These people need help
RT @PioneersBlog: @SarahPalinUSA made reference to “our pioneers” and a “pioneering spirit” three times in that speech. Thats why we are Pioneers of Politics.
corejer
RT @CoolChange80: @SarahPalinUSA ‘s speech is the greatest speech ever given at #CPAC .There nobody that comes even close. #RunSarahRun
RobertWilesUSA
@MonicaCrowley @SarahPalinUSA Seems nobody can destroy Sarah,her courage is what I admire so much.She is one honorable woman…
rdp24k
RT @MonicaCrowley: The Left has relentlessly tried to destroy @SarahPalinUSA & she has never backed down. Ever. #Guts
PrDrJ
RT @JedediahBila: @sarahpalinusa: “…community organizer reorganizing the deck chairs while singing Let’s Stay Together” :) #tbrs
DennyKnip
I could certainly appreciate a Gingrich/Palin ticket… #tcot #cpac @newtgingrich @SarahPalinUSA
Keethers
RT @bdomenech: RT @JedediahBila: I am 100% certain that @sarahpalinusa would’ve destroyed this GOP field. This woman knows how to get it done.
mactexas
RT @PW4SP: @SarahPalinUSA has all the characteristics of a True American Patriot and Leader that makes a positive difference in the USA. God bless her.
susieqewtie
RT @Tresidential: @SarahPalinUSA #CPAC speech was truly one for the history books!!
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Zookeeper
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 10:31 pm
Sarah Palin destroys herself. We libbies just sit back and watch the show.
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Sally
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 6:08 pm
Yessirree..one for the history books. I assume that that would be the history books being rewritten in Texas? Because nowhere else would CPAC even get a mention. What have they done that is positive for America? What did Palin say that was an affirmation of anything but hatred of our government, our system, our elected leaders, our media? Not one thing she said was positive. Not one. She had the chance, but she could not keep herself from whinging about everything that is wrong, and nothing that is right. Bye bye Sarah, and not a moment too soon. Go help Bristol give away those things she thinks are books.
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Reynardine
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 6:15 pm
She probably got the billet by promising the mean old white male organizers they could lick her used pantiliners (Sorry, but there’s something so filthy about her I can’t restrain myself).
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dragonpuff
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 6:32 pm
C’mon give Sarah a break. She loaned her stripper pole out–she had to do something.
AND she wants a brokered convention so she can somehow make more money
on the GOP chaos.
Win, win.. . . .
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laprofesora
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 7:07 pm
The hate and the bitterness she oozes will come back to haunt her. CPAC is nothing but a big, sick, hate fest. It’s hard to believe that no one in the GOP can see they are in a self-destructive pattern. They obstruct the POTUS, they blame the POTUS, they distract from the fact that they have no solutions. Rinse and repeat. I can only endure this because I believe it is the slow death march of the Republican party. And I keep reminding myself that nothing worth having comes easily. Obama 2012.
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marlagrrl
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 8:25 pm
You nailed it perfectly! Maybe the Miss Big Ooze will be subconducted underneath the tectonic plate up there as she waves goodbye to Russia! The earth will do the ”Rinse & Repeat”! I think Sister? Sarah, the GOP (Golly Old Puke) group will disappear like dial telephones & Betamax! Yea! GO OBAMA 2012!
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bob
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 7:20 pm
She was in a cheap red satin nightwear. LOL
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Ingarose
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 7:58 pm
Is she ever going to go away? And what is it that so many GOPers go absolutely ‘ga-ga’ over her. Read at Huff post that they had to open more rooms to hold all the people who came to watch her and apparently they shouted down OWS.
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Reynardine
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 8:12 pm
I believe it.
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Zookeeper
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 10:32 pm
She has awful taste. That’s why the RNC had to buy her a new wardrobe.
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KatzKids
Feb. 12th, 2012 at 5:12 am
Add in fake boobs, tight short skirt, 5in.hooker heels, skanky wig, & sexy posing w/legs spread wide. They had to post wet floor signs from all the bagger drool. The Party of the Damned at it’s very best.
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Deborah Montesano
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 7:56 pm
Love the photo. It SO looks like a mug shot!
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Ken
Feb. 12th, 2012 at 12:07 pm
worse than Nick Nolte.
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Ennealogic
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 8:20 pm
The ultra Palinites confuse Sarah’s yelling (screeching) with passion for positions, yet this passion isn’t sufficient for her to put herself out there as a candidate.
What I heard during her speech (oops, sorry, screech) was that she was dying to be the nominee but didn’t want to do any of the work or set up any of the organization, or develop any of the plans or strategy to get there.
She wants the other candidates to fail (the _real_ reason behind her urging everyone to keep ‘vetting’ the current crop), so that come convention time, she can ride to the nomination on a wave of (imagined) popular acclaim: “Who else is as rabid, err steadfast, as I am about rill (sic) conservative principles of Reagan and free-dumb!??”
She and Breitbart belong in an institution. Mental-health type.
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Scorpie
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 8:44 pm
Do they make dual straight-jackets??
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Reynardine
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 9:26 pm
Yeah, her passion for positions probably made her real popular at tailgate parties.
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Conservative Heart
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 8:34 pm
This whole country is getting ripped off by Obama. And we’re handing over good old American taxpayers’ money to pay this joker! Real Americans don’t want their tax dollars going to the president or the government.
Our tax money should only be put to good use, for true American organizations like Blackwater and Halliburton, and for decent causes real Americans care about, like bombing the F out of Iran and finally building that humane, electrified fence along the Amero-Mexicanadian border.
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Scorpie
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 8:47 pm
I know, I know we shouldn’t feed the animals at the zoo but enough is enough. Why in the world do you come here to bash our President? You really are getting tiresome. So, shoo, go away.
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brown cow
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 9:12 pm
C’mon everybody ! You know Conservative Heart is writing parady. It’s funny and the words are correctly spelled, so it’s not a real conservative. Besides, do you really think Sarah Palin or any other GOP member would be president if there weren’t money involved ? Man please !!!
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Cha
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 10:13 pm
conserative heart? That’s an Oxymoron. Yes, I know you’re doing parady.
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William Turner
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 8:46 pm
Um, most annoying. I only read this for an explanation of the claim that La Palin somehow “ripped off” CPAC, and so am very disappointed to find none. Um, you’re supposedly reporters. Could you please report an event that supports your claim? Thanks awfully.
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Shiva (Moderator)
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 8:54 pm
I think you have to read the article, maybe take some comprehension classes. The entire article tells you how she ripped CPAC off
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Cha
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 10:15 pm
sarah palin is a ripoff. End of story.
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janie
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 8:53 pm
I think Sarah hatred stems from that dinner where Joe Liberman intervened, and stopped her from talking to the President, he didn’t even look around while this was going on. Rejected female with an over bloated ego.A spurned woman:-)
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Cha
Feb. 11th, 2012 at 10:17 pm
She was born to scam and that’s what she’d doing. The 1/2 term gov of Alaska couldn’t hack it and there was money to mine as a big blabber mouth selling her assholeness.
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Geek Hillbilly (@GeekHillbilly)
Feb. 12th, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Caribou Barbie is pathetic,trying to get back in the public eye,knowing that conservaturds will pay dearly to hear her.SPAC got her to speak for free and the idiots still got ripped off.
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labman57
Feb. 12th, 2012 at 12:35 pm
Sarah’s little speech meshed perfectly with the tone of the other speakers at CPAC — long on derision, short on depth. All snark, no substance.
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gnomic
Feb. 12th, 2012 at 3:08 pm
This is the inevitable result of the GOP’s war on anything remotely intellectual. The GOP has embraced stupidity and ignorance as a core[upt] tenet in their quest to do their master’s bidding and assume the role of overloads. They have driven off everyone in their own party with a brain, since these people kept pointing out the inconsistencies between conservatism they espoused and the fascism they practice. The GOP is a soul-less, undead zombie that avoids brains and seeks power and cash.
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Boscoe
Feb. 12th, 2012 at 4:05 pm
You know, something I’ve still never heard a single Conservative, tea person or Libertarian comment on is the fact that the last time we had “free markets”, we ended up with carpetbaggers, robber barons, 18 hour days, unlivable wages and maimed/dead laborers, child and otherwise.
How ignorant do you have to be to believe that what “capitalists” really want is free and open markets promoting “healthy competition”? Capitalism’s goal isn’t free markets, it’s CORNERED markets. I guess history also has a “liberal” bias?
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Dan Skinner
Feb. 13th, 2012 at 7:32 am
I’ve always said she sounds like someone who is very very very jealous of someone.
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ObamaWins
Feb. 14th, 2012 at 1:54 am
Somebody still loves Sarah Palin. Who? John McCain! He still stands by her. Pathetic duo they are.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/hardtalk/9695839.stm
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