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Poll: Who is the biggest Republican tool in the box?

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Wednesday, December, 18th, 2013, 10:15 am

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It’s been a year of epic toolery in the GOP. From Ted Cruz’s government shutdown to the GOP’s endless ObamaCare concern trolling and from Darrell Issa’s witch hunts to John Boehner’s inability to lead his House into anything other than record breaking failure, the choices for biggest tool are almost endless.

According to the Urban dictionary, a tool is defined thusly: “A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a ‘what-are-you-even-doing-here’ look. The ‘what-are-you-even-doing-here’ look is classified by a glare in the tool’s direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.”

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Oops! We missed a few gazillion names. Feel free to add your own nominees in the comments section.

Poll: Who is the biggest Republican tool in the box? was written by Politicus USA for PoliticusUSA.
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