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Conservatives Introduce Their New Fantasy: Barack the Destroyer
By: Hrafnkell HaraldssonDec. 7th, 2012more from Hrafnkell Haraldsson

He is out to punish America for our misdeeds, to punish us for our racism, to bring us to our knees, to humble us in the dust so he can rebuild some kind of a socialist utopia on the ruins of what used to be the United States of America.
There’s that word “utopia” again. Well, we know who Oregon Republican Gary Bray has been watching, don’t we? But look, Bryan Fischer is just a part of a wider problem, that of Republicans who refuse to accept the reality of another Obama victory and a concomitant and whole-hearted denunciation of their own ideology.
David Brooks writes at an op-ed piece in the New York Times that “Over the past month, the Republican Party has changed far more than I expected…the people at the ideological extremes of the party have begun to self-ghettoize.” But I just don’t see it and I think that there is ample evidence that the opposite is true: conservative ideologues are digging in their heels. What Brooks see’s as change is window dressing.
It is too soon – much too soon – to expect shell-shocked Republicans to find their feet following their crushing defeat at the hands of Barack Obama in 2012. Refusing to accept our shared reality, they insist Obama’s victory does not amount to a mandate. They don’t quite deny that he won the election (though there are a few of those still clinging to electoral college pipedreams), but they refuse to admit his win was more than a “technical” win: Harry Reid’s “case of Republicans not taking yes for an answer.”
Though Dick Morris is now discredited, his views are not. As Bryan Fischer just quoted Jesus as saying, “by their fruits you shall know them.”
Morris said that Romney would win with in 2012 with a 325-electoral vote “landslide.” Obama won with 332 electoral votes. For Morris, 332 is far less than 325 because according to his math, Obama won a “squeaker.” How this math works, how 332 is a squeaker and 325 is a landslide, is one of those mysteries unique to conservatism. The point is that though Morris is “out” his math is “in”. He is far from alone. Those fascinated by litanies of conservative misery can look at a list of the congenitally obtuse at Right Wing Watch.
On RedState, a whole butt-load of religious conservatives and others sent an open letter on November 15, to Republican senators and representatives, telling them that,
In the House, the nation elected in 2012 one of the largest Republican majorities in the past 100 years. You have a mandate to fight for conservative principles that is arguably much broader than the one that narrowly reelected President Barack Obama claims to have for his leftist agenda.
This was disingenuous. Republicans were beneficiaries of Republican redistricting, which all but ensured incumbent Republicans would return for the 113th Congress next year. Even so, Democrats gained eight seats in the House, an event that is not very mandate-friendly for Republicans. Yes, they still have a House majority, but it is a smaller House majority than in 2010.
And the Red State letter completely ignored Democratic gains in the Senate, where the Democrats gained two seats – the third year in a row the Democrats have gained seats in the Senate. This, somehow, also does not reflect a mandate for Democrats but for Republicans.
Rep. Bill Huizenga (R-MI) also has his blinkers on: he told Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council that he hopes Obama doesn’t misinterpret the election results to think that he won: “I’m afraid that this administration is going to misinterpret this past election and say, ‘well we campaign on increasing tax rates, not just revenues but increasing tax rates, and maintaining our spending.’”
They just can’t do it. They can blame Karl Rove and Dick Morris and even Romney himself, but they can’t admit that Obama and the Democrats crushed their miserly hopes and dreams of a “theo-plutocracy” (government by rich, white Christians). Dick Morris is discredited officially but really he is vindicated because his math stands.
As Ezra Klein asked on the Wonkblog on November 9, “House Democrats got more votes than House Republicans. Yet Boehner says he’s got a mandate?” Boehner insisted, “Listen, our majority is going to get reelected,” he said the day before the election. “We’ll have as much of a mandate as he [President Obama] will … to not raise taxes.”
In response, Klein pointed to the numbers, saying that “The Washington Post’s Dan Keating did the work and found that Democrats got 54,301,095 votes while Republicans got 53,822,442. That’s a close election — 48.8%-48.5% -but it’s still a popular vote win for the Democrats.”
How is this a “much broader mandate” than Obama’s margin of victory, which was greater than George W. Bush’s margin of victory in both 2000 and 2004? The Democrats get more votes, but the Republicans are the ones with a mandate? This is a very unusual species of math. Karl Rove took the hit for his math on Election Night but his math, like Morris’ is the math clung to by Republicans a month later.
You would like to think that at some point, Republicans might wake up, but that is not likely. Admitting an Obama mandate is admitting to Obama legitimacy and that is something they cannot do. They have invested too much rhetoric in presenting Obama as the despised other, the Kenyan anti-colonialist Muslim usurper, or as Bryan Fischer is now styling him, “Barack the Destroyer.”
Fear mongering is one way to deal with reality. A refusal to admit 332 is greater than 325 is another (and if you’re Glenn Beck, you’ll just buy farmland and guns). What Fischer and other conservatives need is not a Grand Unified Theory of Obama but a Grand Unified Theory of Shared Reality – and a math tutor.
Earth to the Republican Party: Barack Obama won in 2012. He won by a lot. Get over it. As the old saying goes, numbers don’t lie. You cannot spin a victory into a defeat and you cannot make numbers say one thing for a Republican and another for a Democrat.
And a post-script to Bryan Fischer: you can call President Obama names but there are no do-over’s. You cannot change the fact of a Democratic victory in 2012. You can claim that “no sincere follower of Jesus Christ” could support gay marriage, but you cannot change the fact that growing numbers of Americans support equal rights for gays and lesbians: Gallup just reported that most Americans (63 percent) say gay/lesbian bias is a serious problem. And you can claim to be the voice of Jesus Christ on Earth but you cannot change the fact that unaffiliated Christians went overwhelmingly for Obama.
So a mandate for Obama? You bet your ass 2012 was a mandate for Obama, and the only destroyer is the Republican Party and its god.
Updated [11:31 AM] to include opinion of David Brooks.
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Colleen
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 10:44 am
Do their fantasies never end? When are they going to stop blaming everyone else for their own shortcomings? The only people that are trying to destroy America are they themselves.
SinghX
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 11:11 am
“They have invested too much rhetoric in presenting Obama as …“Barack the Destroyer.”
The radical fundamentalist “investment” in their rhetoric is not any different than a UFO cult claiming that the mother ship is coming for them… that even though the dates the ship was SUPPOSED to have arrived, came and, went a few times…it’s still going to happen!
And the followers still, “believe” that their leader (Fisher) gets personal messages from the Spaceship Jesusss…any day now…it could happen!
And yep, they still believe Barack the Destroyer will be real sorry, as will everyone else who doesn’t believe Fisher the Phisher’s prediction that the Spaceship Jesusss will be here real “soon”…
In two words: cognitive dissonance.
and, two others: profound ignorance.
ThomasW
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 11:13 am
So you now admit there was racism….wow they never admitted that before. Do they even see their stupidity?
Maranon
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 11:15 am
It is no wonder that the GOP house can not concentrate on the task in front of them:
The budget for all Americans.
These folks are on la-la-land…
D. W. Skinner
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 11:29 am
Apparently God only speaks to the clueless and crazy.
Reynardine
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 11:35 am
The rather virulent decompensation going on all over the place bears watching: I believe many of these people are preparing to act outside the law.
Johnee
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 11:51 am
Their brainwashed minions yes. Not the cowardly leaders like Fischer.
Hrafnkell Haraldsson
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Reynardine, they have certainly laid the ideological groundwork necessary to justify violent action.
SinghX
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 4:49 pm
Yes they do have an ideology based upon violence …but so has the Klan and Stormfront. The Klan recruitment is well-establish, as well as cell groups, plus, they have lots of members willing to perform violence and thuggery all the time, yet, they haven’t any real notion of a violent take over…they already consider themselves a ‘nation’.
The first time Fisher the Phisher comes to his “followers” doorstep and says “I want you to kill for Christ”, there will be more excuses than “christian soldiers” to form any sort of an army.
Sure, they’re a violent people (especially to their own family), but, they are also phenomenal cowards; they are more afraid of “us” than imagined. Think of all the fear and paranoia instilled in them everyday. Look at all their daily gyrations to isolation away from “us”, plus, all the inbreeding within their little world.
These yahoos are nothing more than haters with little ennie-weenie-pee-pees who will shoot themselves in the foot! The real problem is, how do “we”find a way, a solution to keep them from buying up more land and breeding?
A Walkaway
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 1:49 pm
I agree. Those who don’t think that these people will try to take over, even using violence if they deem it necessary, need to wake up and observe what’s going on around them.
robyn ryan
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 11:37 am
The quoted ‘Destroyer’ fantasy sounds an awful lot like Pat Robertson’s ‘Wrath of God’ speech after a disaster.
Johnee
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 11:46 am
It sounds an awful lot like what Thor took care of in his recent movie. Lol
Johnee
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 11:43 am
Hraf, as an official comic geek, I am deeply offended that you have sullied the name of Stan Lee by associating it with this nut job. Deeply offended sir, deeply offended! (Ha. Ha.)
As far as fantasy goes though, this guy has Stan beat all to hell. I mean there actually is a distinct possibility that a sophisticated armored exo-skeleton will be developed in the near future.
I kind of consider Bryan Fischer more in the realm of Walt Disney’s Fantasyland.
Hrafnkell Haraldsson
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 12:21 pm
Johnee, as a former comic geek, I hear what you’re saying. I was all about the Avengers and Iron Man and Captain America as a kid and my brother was all Silver Surfer.
I do think the craziness of the current conservative worldview has just about any author of speculative fiction you care to name, beat all to hell. You just can’t invent this stuff without being high six ways from Sunday.
Terry E
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Republicans speak Orwellianesquely (If I may make up a word). Thus we can be assured that if they say, for instance, that they want to pass a “Clean Air Act” that it will end up causing more pollution. The same for the “Clean Water” act and other oppositely named acts. In this case, if the corporatist media personalities are calling Obama, the “destroyer” then we can be assured that is EXACTLY who THEY are. They, not Obama, but they, are the ones who hate Americans (who are not rich) and who want to destroy the Government (regulations) and to establish an oligarchical theocracy. Rest assured on this.
Jim Faubel
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 12:36 pm
RW Conservatives have been looking for the arrival of the Anti-Christ for a very long time and no matter how many times they have been wrong in “identifying him” they will continue to find suitable candidates because it helps keep their subject giving freely to their ministries. There is no downside for those who have been demonstrated to have been wrong multiple times yet seem never to be called on it by their true believers.
James Threadgill
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Sign the petition to hold Congress members who act or conspire to act the damage the Full Faith and Credit of the USA accountable.
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Mary
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 3:19 pm
We the people do not care about what all these hate filled “fake Christians” think or feel.
Wuzzi
Dec. 8th, 2012 at 12:32 am
Amen, Mary. Wish that more Christians would speak up, and wish even more that I could find the words to convince the many poorer and middle class Christians that the Republican party took one plank for Christianity (pro-life) because they knew it would be unlikely to ever be rescinded and have used it to manipulate people to vote against their own self-interest for more than 4 decades now.
mjh
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 6:49 pm
Fischer, speaking yesterday, says President Obama “wants to see America and Americans suffer” because “he is Barack the Destroyer.”
Well, Bri — that kinda conflicts with Rush Limpballs, who claims the President is “an incompetent man-child”.
Between the two of you, the rightwingnut neoKKKon dittoheads won’t know WHAT to think . . .
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Shiva (Moderator)
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 7:33 pm
Just like the catholic cult losing the debate on birth control, Fisher is losing the debate on gays and everything else that doesnt conform to his warped style of religion
Anne
Dec. 7th, 2012 at 7:42 pm
This making President Obama out to be a bogeyman has been going on since 2008. The GOP was hoping to defeat him that year by painting him as an Arab Muslim who pals around with terrorists like Bill Ayers. They have called him anti-American and have made thinly vieled racial insults like “food stamp president” and the giver of “free stuff,” among other things. That’s how they were trying to defeat him in 2012. It’s weird, because even now after a humiliating defeat, they are still doing the same thing. They are a bunch of scared cowards who use fear to appeal to other cowards to win votes.