Yeah! I'm so glad that being a democrat/republican is so easy! It's like, every four years I don't even have to think about the candidates, I just look at my voter registration card. What's my party? Oh yeah, there it is! Now I can vote for the good guy! Also, I can continue to hate the person from the other party, not because I'm a huge tool that votes for the same side year after mind-numbing year, but because I actually have known for years before they won the primary that they were __a liar/too old/too young/terrorists/commies/muslim/jew/unfaithful/dumb__ (circle one).