If you vote for McCain/Palin you'll soon learn what it feels like to be the moose.

McCain/Palin Tax shelters for the rich, Homeless shelters for the rest.

McCain/Palin the silent candidates. Our motto is, "We won't tell you where we stand so you'll think we're on your side".

How can you tell if Sarah Palin has been to the Kentucky Derby? Dead horses.

Why did Sarah Palin go to the zoo? Moving targets.

To what does Sarah Palin credit her experience of foreign affairs? Sesame Street.