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Another Humiliation for Mitt: Jenna Jameson Endorses Romney
Oopsie! Romney’s been exposed by Jenna Jameson as the guy you vote for if you are super rich. Romney has been endorsed by porn star Jenna Jameson, because “when you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
No doubt, Jenna!
Jenna dished out her glitzy endorsement while sipping champagne in the VIP room of the Gold Club (a strip club in San Fran). Jameson told a KCBS-TV reporter:
“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city’s South of Market neighborhood. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
Jenna has also supported PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) in the past. Perhaps the adult film star isn’t aware of Romney’s infamous Seamus top of the car 12 hour trip, or maybe she is a real Republican and the dollars come first before compassion and ethics.
Remember back when Jameson was telling us all to pleather ourselves? “Pleather Yourself,” she purred in her PETA campaign. And then there was the chicken campaign, “If you ask chickens, there’s no such thing as a ‘Happy Meal.’”
A Mitt Happy Meal is lower taxes for the uber rich, and on this, Jenna stands with Mitt. I gotta hand it to her, she distilled this race down to the nitty gritty, but then, she was once the “Queen of Porn.”
Jenna Jameson’s endorsement of Mitt Romney isn’t embarrassing because of her notoriety as an adult film star, though certainly this gives the alleged family values candidate reason #1 why she won’t be standing next to him at the convention, but because in one champagne sipping moment, the blond exposed all of the Republican’s smoke and mirror tax “reform” nonsense.
The very rich know, if you want to have a guy looking out after your best interests, vote Mitt. The rest of You Suckers get strapped to the top of Romney’s car for a ride you might not enjoy very much.
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14 Responses to Another Humiliation for Mitt: Jenna Jameson Endorses Romney
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mjh
Aug. 3rd, 2012 at 6:04 pm
Well, Willard did say women needed to get out of the house and work — didn’t know this was what he had in mind. :)
Reynardine
Aug. 3rd, 2012 at 6:18 pm
Could this be a deliberate kiss of death?
Brigita Petrutis
Aug. 3rd, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Nice move, Jenna!
Shiva (Moderator)
Aug. 3rd, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Ah Jenna! Your slipping!
Cha
Aug. 3rd, 2012 at 10:14 pm
Sounds like the very greedy piggy,but not very bright, Ms Jameson, doesn’t know willard promised to get rid of all internet porn when he’s elected president of the LIARS.
Nomad
Aug. 4th, 2012 at 1:28 am
Romney needs to be asked his position on Jamesom and if he is willing to demonstrate his missionary skills on her.
According to some reports, Jenna Jameson has new campaign slogan for Romney: “Mitt: He fits like a glove.”
labman57
Aug. 4th, 2012 at 12:29 pm
Well, I guess Romney’s comments regarding “women needing to work in order to have self-worth” have found a receptive audience. Mitt has made a career from screwing people that he barely knows.
Furthermore, every iteration of the Romney/Congressional GOP “tax reform/deficit reduction” plan essentially consists of the middle and lower classes “assuming the position”.
In their minds, the only issue to be negotiated is how far we’ll have to bend over.
Meanwhile, Mitt plans to rid America of pornography in order to prevent a collapse of society … which makes perfect sense if you are worried about millions of people going blind and developing hairy palms.
Irene B
Aug. 4th, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Or, maybe, as Andy Borowitz said, she likes Mitt because he’s the only person ever to assume more positions than she has.
sandy cunningham
Aug. 4th, 2012 at 6:34 pm
Irene. I’m shocked!!
Sister Agnes
Neil
Aug. 4th, 2012 at 2:48 pm
They’re both experts at concealing things in foreign places.
Conservative Heart
Aug. 4th, 2012 at 11:10 pm
Finally, a sensible mega-movie starlet with a real head for politics, unlike those whores of the leftist cause like Sean Penn and Angelian Jolie, who will swallow anything the left discharges.
Listen up, Libtards, Jenna knows best! She knows all of the barely legal schemes and ideas b/c she’s been a professional Koch sucker for years! All kneel before Jenna…or she kneels before you…it’s one of those…
Let Jenna’s professional agency service you and take care of your money! She will stroke your lucky Benjamin and teach you how to become a no good filthy entrepreneur the same way she did it. Her “Big Dough Savings and Management” (or BDSM)corporation will be firm with your money and stiffen up your gains for years to come.
Trust me, leftist commies, this is not a pornographer endorsing Mitt RMoney; this is a family values MILF who knows all about happy financial endings!
Shiva (Moderator)
Aug. 4th, 2012 at 11:42 pm
LOL
Ah Jenna