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Reeking of Obama Hate and Desperation, Sarah Palin Was the Joke at CPAC
At CPAC, Sarah Palin stepped straight out of 2008 and offered America the same desperate, cartoonish, Obama hate that has made her a national joke.
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It is safe to say that if you have seen Sarah Palin speak for more than two minutes over the past five years, you’ve already seen this speech. Even the people who are usually kind to her in the mainstream media are calling her speech “disjointed,” and pointing out that this is stark reminder of how far Palin has fallen since the heady days when a certain Republican nominee’s presidential campaign thought vetting a running mate was something that should be limited to a Google search.
It was ironic that Palin complained that Washington Republicans are, “being too scripted, too calculated. They’re talking about rebuilding the party, how about rebuilding the middle class?” First of all, Sarah Palin couldn’t wait to bolt from Alaska in order to cash in on her fifteen minutes of fame, so the only thing she knows about the middle class is that she wouldn’t be caught dead in it. Secondly, Palin whined about Washington Republicans being too scripted and calculated while she was a delivering a pre-scripted and heavily calculated speech.
This speech also featured all of her Obama hate classics. Palin worked in a joke about Obama and his teleprompter, even though she can’t string two sentences together without one and made a not too veiled birther joke, “More background checks? Dandy idea Mr. President. Should’ve started with yours.”
Palin continued her years old feud with Karl Rove, “If these experts keep losing elections, keep raking in millions, if they feel that strongly about who should run in this party they should buck up and run or stay in the truck. The architects can head on back to the Lone Star State and put their name on the ballot.” (More irony here, as Palin has been taking money from the rubes on the right for years by teasing a presidential run without ever putting her name on the ballot.) Seriously, this feud with Rove goes the whole way back to 2010, but the mainstream media is acting like this is something new.
Sarah Palin was high on her own supply and dishing out her memorized zingers like it was 2008 all over again.
Too much shouldn’t be read into the fact that Palin had the CPAC crowd in stitches. Paul Ryan, Rand Paul, and Wayne LaPierre each had them rolling in the aisles. Saying anything bad or hateful about Democrats and Obama is all it took to send this crowd into hysterics.
From a potential heartbeat away from the presidency to willing to be the right wing’s rodeo clown for a buck, Sarah Palin is living on the Skid Row of American politics.
CPAC may have been laughing with her, but the rest of the country is laughing at the idea that the Republican Party once tried to sell this wigged out clown as presidential material.
Sarah, stick to Facebook.
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Pandar
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 5:38 pm
:)
mjh
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 5:50 pm
“Now step away from the teleprompter, and do your job!” — said Sarah Palin . . . while reading from a teleprompter
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CPAC 2013: like SXSW for the stupid.
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Steven Rudin
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 9:06 am
I don’t know where this constant reference to teleprompters came from. Reagan used a teleprompter also. According to what I found on line, they were invented in 1950, and used by Eisenhower in 1952.
Shiva(Moderator)
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 9:44 am
Sarah Palin has used a Teleprompter since 2007. She has a studio in her home the Fox news gave her that includes a Teleprompter. Every time she was on Fox news if you look into her glasses you can see the reflection of the Teleprompter. I don’t understand how she has any right to say anything about anyone using a Teleprompter.
djchefron(Moderator)
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 10:07 am
Black guy ,ignorant,has to be told what to say do I need to spell it out?
djchefron(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 6:00 pm
Decided not to use my image huh?Oh well why pile on when you dont have to.LOL
Paws
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 6:22 pm
She has no idea how ridiculous she sounds but I bet she’ll be basking in the glow of all the adulation she got from that crowd for months, which will only fuel her delusion that she’s still relevant.
djchefron(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 6:38 pm
Watched game change for the first time.If only 20% of it is true all I can say is,its says a lot about the people who admire her.The women has absolutely no clue,couldn’t buy a vowel to spell dog in other words she is dumber than I even imagined.
jakesmom
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 8:11 pm
Watch last weeks Real Time w/ Bill Maher – but the Overtime portion (On Demand). Steve Schmidt (Woody Harrelson’s character) is on there and gets a Sarah Palin question. His answer sums everything up…
Game Change was an excellent docudrama…
Richard Hodges
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 6:46 pm
No. We want you idiots to keep talking.
labrat
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 6:46 pm
One has to wonder just WTH got her to the sorry mess she is. For all her “love” of God and country, the hatred and diviseness she delights in is pathological.
djchefron(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 6:57 pm
CPAC Not Only Racist, But Also Incredibly Stupid
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get real
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 6:59 pm
Palin: Quitter. Liar. Incompetent. Hypocrite. Coward. Ignoramus. Fraud.
Sarah Palin is the biggest hoax in American political history.
Then, now and forever.
Paul Shapiro
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 7:15 pm
Apart from writing another book, this time about the commercialization of Christmas (huh?), I wondered what she was up to since she left FAUX News under ‘mysterious’ circumstances.
Shiva(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 7:20 pm
Wasnt too mysterious, they offered her far less then they knew she would take.
Sammy
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 12:00 am
Sarah did not write any books. “Going Rogue” was ghostwritten by Lynn Vincent, who doesn’t seem to want to be associated with writing it.
The second book was just a compilation of things written by other people and there is no way I will ever believe that Palin pulled it together.
Shiva(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 7:18 pm
She only got 3% of the votes. Now she knows she cant run. She got cheers for her “speech”, her wig and her fake breasts, but she got no votes. Ohhhhhh the utter ecstasy
BTW, when people whine about her not being in politics, just remind em she was a no vote getting at CPAC
zelduh
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 8:34 pm
Shiva:
Was she actually on the ballot?
djchefron(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 8:43 pm
I dont think its a ballot.In a straw poll you write in the one who gives you starburst and the one with most write ins wins.
Shiva(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 9:43 pm
The straw pole doesnt have a ballot to my knowledge. Its write in votes
labrat
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 8:40 pm
She doesn’t care, she was never running for anything except money.
KarenJ
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 10:41 pm
Palin got only 88 votes out of a total of over 2,900 cast. She tied with Bobby Jindal and both beat out only “Undecided” at 2%.
labman57
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 7:32 pm
More petty snarkisms from the Whining Wannabe from Wasilla.
Sarah apparently thought it was “open mic” night at the local backwater comedy club, as she cannot help but substitute insightful, substantive commentary with lame insults and banal banter.
Sarah loves to cite the overused snipe about “teleprompters” when insulting the POTUS, mainly because she misinterpreted her handlers’ recommendation to utilize “digital media” during her stump speeches … and therefore used a Sharpie to write crib notes on the palm of her hand.
margaret frame
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 2:54 pm
I am still smiling That was a good one. keep them coming. Sister lives in Alaska. Says Sarah really is that dumb and disliked. Took one half hour to read her books.
mjh
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 2:57 am
Took one half hour to read her books.
And that’s including the pictures . . .
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m
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 7:38 pm
Ironies to be had, as well. For instance, Palin admonished, “We don’t have leadership coming out of Washington, we have reality television.”
Palin is, of course, was the star of “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” a reality TV show in which she was seemingly introduced to Alaska, for the very first time, by television producers.
Critics of her position, she said, in one last irony, should “buck up” and run for office themselves.
Keep in mind, of course, that Palin has passed on several opportunities to do this herself.
mjh
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 8:05 pm
For instance, Palin admonished, “We don’t have leadership coming out of Washington, we have reality television.”
At least the “reality TV” coming out of DC is still on the air — unlike hers . . .
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djchefron(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 8:08 pm
Talking about ironies,cpac held their rally of the unknowing at the Gaylord Hotel.You just cant make this up.
Just A Dumb Fireman
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 8:37 pm
I didn’t know the Lord was gay. Well, actually, when I think about it in retrospect, it all makes sense.
Eddie Powell
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 8:40 pm
Gaylord discount stores back in the day was where most shopped for cheap discounts. Gaylord Hotel like its stores, where cheap politicians sell their wares….
Jim H.
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 9:07 pm
Good thing nobody had an open flame around her “beverage”. Methinks Jim Beam paid her a visit before her speech.
mjh
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 9:24 pm
Odd how she “had” to partake of a beverage during her speech, a la Marco Rubio.
I guess spewing right wing lies for a living tends to parch the throat . . .
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Shiva(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 9:42 pm
She did it to mock the NY law that was recently overturned about huge big gulp drinks
djchefron(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 9:38 pm
You may have a point about that Jim beam.At first I thought it was just her usual goofiness but now I just don’t know
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gsb
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 9:10 am
Hey Jim, do you really believe Jim Beam is the drug of choice forPalin? I don’t.
vegaslib
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 7:38 pm
I’ve always thought she looked kinda like a tweeker. She was on something, though, her eyes were really glassy and vacant. (like her mind).
Brad
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 9:42 pm
How can these conservative ever be taken seriously when this nitwit is one of their speakers. Laughable.
djchefron(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 9:52 pm
We make fun but its not laughable.Its downright scary when you consider that 47% of the people eat it up and are true believers.
Shiva(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 10:03 pm
There are a lot of people thinking she is going to run. Well not a lot, a small number of dedicated people that cant see past her red shoes
Jim Grandone
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 10:37 pm
The Governor of Anchorage is an embarrassment.
Shiva(Moderator)
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 10:44 pm
Former Gov. Now she is only the Gov of quitland
oldfolkie
Mar. 16th, 2013 at 11:59 pm
I guess we should leave her be. This is the only thing the poor girl’s got – unless we see a Paul-Palin ticket in ’16. Ohhhh, a boy can dream!
Shiva(Moderator)
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 12:14 am
Paul palin would be a mail in for whoever the Dems run.
Middle Molly
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 12:53 am
Cruz: “She is principled. She is courageous.” These people are completely off the deep end. The last thing you’d call Palin is principled and courageous.
Gheez.
As for the P woman, I can’t listen to her for even a minute.
atermis
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 3:21 am
Ted Cruz introducing Palin, like a pimple introducing a boil.
Reynardine
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 10:35 am
Oh, lord, what a wonderful simile!!!
Gary
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 3:34 am
I have never slapped a female, and never would. She might be the exception if I had to listen to that moronic bitch for any amount of time.
Lindylou
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 7:49 am
The first time I ever heard her was when Pappy McClain introduced her to an unsuspecting nation. I thought then “what the heck is this?” and it’s been downhill ever since. ONE THING she has right is to keep raggin on Rove. Other than that, next time CPAC gets it’s speaker list together, they might do better with Craigslist.
SinghX
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 8:53 am
(sorry…sometimes the login-fails)
She didn’t need no stinkin’ upstart to intro her!
They just needed to play Palin’s theme song upon her “entrance”…”Hey-look-me-over-lend-me-an-ear-fresh-outta’-clover($)-mortgage-up-to-here…”
Which is an old, corny, razzle-dazzle style song originally sung by a stage character; a traveling salesman/con-artist who traveled the back roads of America ripping off little towns…(from “The Music Man”).
I wonder who got the honor of whipping up the crowd of doing the other notorious song’n'dance from “The Music Man”?
You know, “We got trouble, folks, right here in River City! With a capital T that rhymes with P and that stands for…for…Guv’ern’mint!”
Yep…I’d reckon that’s just about the teabaggers speed.
PSzymeczek
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 7:13 pm
“Hey, Look Me Over” was from the musical “Wildcat,” not from “The Music Man.” But your point is well taken.
SinghX
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 8:32 am
Opps…my bad and you are correct sir/madam!
I sort of wish we all didn’t have to read, see or comment on Sister Sara’s world…we were all doing so well on not allowing her junk to enter our system for a while.
You see, after the 08′ election, I put myself on the “No Comment on Sister Sara Diet”, whereas I abstained from all articles on herself. It was hard at first; everyday, there was STILL this plateful of toxic yet mouth-watering word-salad before my eyes, just waiting to be devour by actually English language in sentence form using grammar! OHMYGOD! Who could possibly resist?
But I disciplined myself and eventually, the cravings went away…
Sigh, here we go again. Time to tighten up that there belt and say, “Thanks, but nooo thanks, also, there too, lame stream-media regardless!”
DOOUGHT!!! Help MEEE!
Paul Desrochers
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 11:36 am
At first I thought it was just sad that someone with so much hate for everything that is America and it’s people was a nominee for Vice President but now it scares the hell out of me. In addition to her hate, she is amazingly uneducated. And sadly, she is able to make a fantastic income by running around and making speeches about hate.
djchefron(Moderator)
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 11:45 am
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
H.L Mencken
margaret frame
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 3:15 pm
I’m glad someone put it out there. Palin is making lots of money spewing HATE. It’s sad.
PSzymeczek
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 7:08 pm
She’s a grifter. She does what grifters do.
Doris~
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 11:40 am
This wannabee prez,poor excuse for a woman and traitor needs to go into hibernation because she is stuck on stupid always & forever.
Sherlock
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 12:35 pm
It is reassuring that the CPAC people are still in charge of the GOP- – hope they keep puking on one another-
Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz are not crazy- they are EVIL Republican terrorists that belong in Gitmo
I just don’t get their bitching about “main stream media”_
Doesn’t Rubert Murdock own a few news outlets? Fox News may not be consider legitimate news but they are “media”.
Current Vegas odds on 2016 election — Democrats 55.6% —Terrorists 44.2%
Rand Paul is the poster child for abortion.
Anne
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 12:44 pm
I sincerely believe Simple Sarah’s malignant narcissism suffered a painful blow back in 2008 with her and McCain’s defeat that she has never recovered from. Given her grossly inflated self-esteem, I doubt that she ever will. That is what motivates her hatred toward President Obama. She continues to make a complete fool of herself with her repetitive word salad that stirs up the folks still gullible enough to think she offers anything of value. But she is only one example of how poorly the selection of speakers at CPAC reflects on the organization itself. Like her, everyone who participated is stuck on stupid because they are doubling down on what lost them the presidential elections of 2008 and 2012.
Mary McQuire
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 10:42 pm
Well put!
djchefron(Moderator)
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 1:02 pm
The popcorn is a popping with a side order of the cheesy type
Rove Fires Back at Palin: I’m May Be a ‘Balding Fat Guy,’ but ‘I Wouldn’t Leave Office Midterm’
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mjh
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 4:15 pm
Rove Fires Back at Palin: I’m May Be a ‘Balding Fat Guy,’ but ‘I Wouldn’t Leave Office Midterm’
UnKKKle Karl’s right: he’d have to BE in office first . . .
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Sherlock
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 1:44 pm
I think Sarah Palin is the CLASSIEST woman in the Teabagger Party bar none.
PSzymeczek
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 7:09 pm
Don’t you mean KKKlassiest?
Faux Palin
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 11:08 pm
What is your defination of classic? Not the same as mine.
Mary Staley
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 2:09 pm
She seemed a little tipsy, all I could stand to watch her, that’s how she looked. Does she have a little drinkie problem?
sandppppr
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 3:10 pm
She’s right about Carl(I love to hate) Rove.
sueinca
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 5:51 pm
She is sto effin stupid she is not aware a candidate for President would not have had a background check? Is Palin really that stupid? Reality Television? From the queen and her princess choking up the airwaves with their reality television garbage? Like they say she is too stupid for words.
MickT
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 6:51 pm
When is the GOP going to realise, that they are going to have to offload these clowns. Are the people in that outfit not capable of coming to terms to what is happening in the real world.
djchefron(Moderator)
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 6:58 pm
The ones that are sane they give them the boot.See David Frum and those who knows whats going on but to maintain their wingnut welfare goes along with the progam.See Michael Steele
Erictheded
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 6:57 pm
All childish humor and “Pavlov’s dog-bell for righties” phrasing aside, the real irony I saw was that after saying cons have to stick to their guns and stay on message-the content of the speech was basically LIBERAL: Honor the working class,end “too big to fail”, opportunity for ALL Americans,freedom, and “bottom up” solutions,”Listen to the people”. Her “Founding Fathers” of choice seem to be: Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, Samuel Adams (liberals and an organizer). If there’s a hoax here, I think it’s on CPAC.
Morton
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 7:28 pm
you didn’t mention her remarks disparaging the Whitehouse for seeming like a reality show, when she in fact has her own reality show that highlights her detachment from reality.
lm945
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 9:40 pm
Just more of Palin’s “there’s a n_____ in the White House when it should have been white, beautiful, God’s Chosen One me.”
Doris~
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 9:40 pm
Well, lookie lookie Scarah on the hate stroll again and we all need to look beyond her faults and see her needs because this hater needs to see a mental health specialist asap.
Doris~
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 9:47 pm
SCarah needs to go into hibernation and raise her children along with that grandchild,Trig.
Doris~
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 9:50 pm
My friends and I sang the witch is gone,the witch is gone but now the witch is back the witch is back all because of CPAC….LOL
Doris~
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 9:54 pm
Well well sCarah is the recurring accident and everyone stops to see an accident. poor thing.
Mary McQuire
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 10:43 pm
Portrait of a loser.
Faux Palin
Mar. 17th, 2013 at 11:11 pm
The quitter from Wasilla is so old hat.
She is still the jokester, cartoon character that she ever was.
No sense nor sense ability. Just the usual hateful women that she is.
Rafael
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 12:02 pm
Hey Michelle, the 80s called and wants their hair back.
Oh, and the background check “joke” wasn’t birther, it was a palling around with terrorists like Ayers joke.
Rafael
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 12:05 pm
Oh, and the background check “joke” wasn’t birther, it was a palling around with terrorists like Ayers joke.
Williawinning
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 2:16 pm
Why is it that the Left are the only one’s left talking about this Wacko? Even the right doesn’t discuss her anymore. Please let the douche bag fade into oblivion.
djchefron(Moderator)
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 2:27 pm
Evidently they thought enough of her to give an invite to the conclave of clowns.Oh I forgot Sarah Palin’s constituency are people who wear red rubber noses and bells on their shoes.
Shiva(Moderator)
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 2:28 pm
Lets not be silly. The right talks about her all the time. She was just at CPAC remember?
SinghX
Mar. 18th, 2013 at 8:17 pm
I disagree…I say, let’s BE silly.
Why be serious about any public figure who did not know there were two Korea’s or Africa was a continent or had to memorize a script titled “Sarah’s Acceptance Speech” because she was too dumb to understand what she was supposed to already know…
sk, I went off my “No Commenting on Sarha” diet again.
Scarsdale
Mar. 19th, 2013 at 8:38 am
Wow. All I can think is that Eastwood’s empty chair was not available, so they had to settle for the next best thing – empty headed $carah.
Shiva(Moderator)
Mar. 19th, 2013 at 9:11 am
extraordinarily well put
Montana
Mar. 25th, 2013 at 12:48 pm
The Teabag Party was started by the minutemen and they were started by the KKK (these are the uneducated that believe the south will rise again). Now they control the GOP, who now want to send out coconuts with the same old GOP message of protecting the rich, because they no longer hold a lead on civil liberties because they were the ones who came up and passed the Patriot Act, they were the ones who kidnapped and waterboarded, they were the ones who passed vaginal ultrasound bills throughout the nation (but leave the child abandoned after birth), they are the ones who love hating the gays (even though some secretly practice it), they were the ones who passed minority voter suppression laws right before a national election. But hey keep doing, what you are doing, and the end game is clear, you are out, finished. I think the GOP has written off all minorities (who needs us, honestly who needs you!), but hey send out your coconuts, but don’t expect winning any elections. The GOP is reaping what they have sown!