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Move Over Star Wars: A Trilogy of GOP Cognitive Dissonance: 2008, 2012, 2016
By: Hrafnkell HaraldssonNov. 26th, 2012more from Hrafnkell Haraldsson

1) Government is the enemy. The Republican answer to government is corporations. Government is the enemy; corporations are your friend. Somehow, in the conservative mind, corporations we have no control over are preferable to government we can vote for – or against. Privatize everything. Privatize education, privatize healthcare, defense (Halliburton and Blackwater, anyone?). You name it, you can bring in corporations to rake in profits at our expense and to our detriment.
2)The Democrats grow government; the Republicans shrink government. This is the meme; it is also a lie. History shows that the “big government Democrat” is as much a myth as the “fiscally conservative” Republican. The GOP has done a good job of convincing voters that Democrats want the government to intrude in every aspect of your life; the Tea Party was a corporate-funded response to this narrative. Corporations stand most to gain from weak government. The People the most to lose. Interestingly, it is the GOP who, since Obama took office, have been passing all the intrusive legislation not only at the local and state level, but at the federal. The GOP wants a federal agent in every bedroom.
3) Democrats love to spend; Republicans are fiscally conservative. This is another myth that can be quickly burst by appeal to the history books (who voted in 1999 to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act that had protected our economy since 1933? Hint: Sen. Phil Gramm (R-Texas) led the way. If you look at the history of the past half-century or so, since Eisenhower, you will see that it is in fact Republicans who do all the spending, just as they are the Party that grows government (the two often go hand-in-hand). The narrative demands that Obama has added more to the deficit than like, every other president in history – like, ever. But the reality is the opposite. As David Frum has pointed out, “Accelerating economic activity is rapidly reducing the budget deficit. The deficit has contracted since 2009 at the fastest rate since the end of World War II, faster even than during the late 1990s boom.” Contrast this with the $4 trillion Bush added to the deficit (before the Wall Street bailout). Well, you wouldn’t know that from Fox News or Drudge or World Net Daily or Red State or Grover Norquist’s Americans for Tax Reform.
4) Culture and Society are Immoral. Without the Religious Right’s control of the Republican Party, the Culture War would not be in our dictionaries. Once upon a time, Republican supported many of the same things Democrats supported. Since the Grand Old Party became God’s Own Party, contraception and abortion have become immoral and a sign of depravity and wickedness. Homosexuality has become not just “yucky” but straight-out demonic, as in gay animal demons and the like.
5) The Democrats have destroyed our economy. This is the most laughable myth, given it was a Republican president running the show from 2001 through 2008 when the economy tanked (but see #6 below). President Bush waged two wars that he failed to fund and lowered taxes besides. He also de-regulated corporations and Wall Street. He gave full vent to trickle-down economics and America paid the price. The rich got richer, the poor got poorer, and our economy became the victim of unbridled capitalism. And don’t forget that $4 trillion Bush added to the deficit in just eight years, or who voted against the Glass-Steagall Act in 1999. In fact, Obama has saved the economy and at minimal cost to American taxpayers.
6) President George W. Bush never existed. Thus, everything that happened under the Bush administration happened under the Obama administration.
There are others. But I will work with these.
Now that the economy is improving, now that America is disengaging at long last from Bush’s two wars, and now that public opinion is comely down firmly on the side of socially liberal policies, it is anyone’s guess how the GOP will eventually react. I say eventually because everything going on now is part of the process of deciding on the future of the GOP.
We have stalwart conservatives wanting to double-down on their war against Planned Parenthood and contraceptives and abortion and marriage equality, even though polls show quite clearly that these policies fly directly in the face of prevailing (and growing) public opinion. The narrative is that President Bush is a baby-killer but as Sarah Jones wrote here the other day, “the total number and rate of reported abortions fell by 5% between 2008 and 2009.”
We have conservatives continuing to attack Obama over his handling of the economy. But as David Frum asked at CNN Opinion, how will the GOP respond if the economy booms?
Now, okay, we all know the Republicans have been successfully selling the idea that Obama is coming to take their guns and give them to black folks (along with their worldly wealth, apparently even though the red states where this thinking prevails are statistically moochers) even though nobody ever comes to take their guns. The meme sells because it’s what the racist bigots want to believe. Likely, given that social conservatives also see things in black and white and want to believe that Democrats and Obama kill babies, the actual statistics will be meaningless to them. They will simply block that reality away.
It’s that “low-effort” thinking conservatives are prone to, according to studies. Republicans love to make fun of the liberal brain, but really, it’s the conservative brains that are different (not quite fully functional might be a better way of looking at it).
Perhaps asking how Republicans will respond is the wrong question all together. Perhaps we ought to be asking, will reality factor into the Republican response. We already know there will be a response. They’re fighting over the proper reaction to Cognitive Dissonance II right now. If they don’t want Cognitive Dissonance III to be released in 2016, they need to have an answer.
I think they know that. I think there are moderates struggling to regain control of the Republican Party narrative (if not the extremist platform yet). Mother Jones addressed the issue of moderate Super-PACs doing just that.
Blame is falling everywhere: on Romney, on Fox News and the Drudge Report. But at no level is blame being attached to the ideas themselves. Blaming the purveyors of those ideas is like blaming the sneeze for your allergies. Fox News and Drudge would not exist without the thinking. Sure, they push the narrative but they are also symptoms of that brain defect we mentioned earlier.
Religious Conservatives insist they need to double down on the repressive social policies that lost them Election Day 2012. Look at the Ohio GOP’s response: We should go after Planned Parenthood again! They didn’t just miss the bus; they’d never heard of it. Really, there are no metaphors for this sort of thinking. You would think they would stop to ask themselves why they lost the women’s vote in 2012. But no, they have already decided, courtesy of Cognitive Dissonance, that all they need are younger, hipper, more likeable candidates that old wooden Romney.
The message can’t possibly be to blame so they won’t even look at what really needs to be changed. Which brings me back to my question of reality’s intrusion in their thinking. What form the GOP will take in 2016 is, at this point, anyone’s guess. We all have hopes and opinions.
But until enough Republicans signal that they realize the message and not the means of conveyance are to blame, we should not hold our breaths for a return to pre-Goldwater normalcy. They may need to take repeated drubbings before reality sinks in, not just the appearance of reality they are struggling with now.
Just as a person suffering from an addiction must realize they have a problem before they can address that problem, the Republican Party must realize that it has fastened an anchor to the elephant’s foot. History is going one way; the GOP is going another.
Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was partly right when he said, “The demographics race we’re losing badly [sic]. We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”
But demographics are just another excuse. The claim that changing demographics are to blame is another avoidance tactic when it comes to the Republican message itself being the problem.
As Bill Maher put it, the “Republicans have the same problem as the Beach Boys. Their fans are dying.” As Jason Easley pointed out, “The average Fox News viewer is 65 years old. The average Rush Limbaugh listener is 66. ”
Is the answer then, simply waiting them out? Waiting for all the bigoted old white folks to die out? Sadly no. They got young ‘uns too, which they’re bringing up in Bible boot camps to hate everyone not like themselves, to take the same true/false template they apply to religion to all facets of life.
They may be outnumbered but they still control the GOP and they’re still, like it or not (and actually Christian or not), the face of Christianity in America, if only because mainstream Christians are the proverbial “silent majority.”
In time, i do believe the GOP will change, just as it began to change in 1964. In time, religious fundamentalists and corporate-funded pseudo-libertarians will lose control of the party. But it might not be in our lifetime. We’ll see what sorts of answers the Republicans come up with for 2016 and – more importantly – how well they sell them.
If you want to know how well the avoidance of reality has worked for the Republicans so far, think about who was behind the repeal of the Glass-Steagall Act and who the Republicans blamed for it; the Republicans did it but they tried to pin it on Clinton, who acted on the threat of a Republican override of his veto.
Look at how no terrorist attacks took place on American soil during the administration of George W. Bush (9/11 anyone? but see Dana Perino and Rudy Giuliani).
Look at how Afghanistan became Obama’s War (Bush launched the invasion in 2001 while Obama was an Illinois State Senator).
Look at what Vice President Dick Cheney said in 2002, that “Reagan proved deficits don’t matter.” Then think about the Republican message since a Democrat took office: suddenly, deficits are the ONLY thing that matters.
Yeah. Don’t expect reality to intrude itself anytime soon.
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Anne
Nov. 26th, 2012 at 11:56 am
The destructiveness of all the above lies is that enough people believe them to continue voting against their own best interests. In states where legislative bodies are dominated by Republicans, those who don’t vote for them suffer as well. In an era in which information is disseminated in record time, only those who want to continue deceiving themselves choose to believe the GOP’s self-anointed image in spite of all the evidence to the contrary. Barack Obama is the president who is all they falsely claim to be and wish they were. As for the cultural wars, they have been particularly successful in dividing Americans. But they are instructive in reminding us that we have to be vigilant 24/7 because election defeats have not been successful in curbing their determination to impose their antiquated views on the rest of us.
A Walkaway
Nov. 26th, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Expansion of #2 (for those who are new and didn’t know, or to remind those who have forgotten) – Frank Shaeffer, son of Religious Right leader Francis Shaeffer told of the reason why the Moral Majority started and why this “Democrats want to micromanage your life” meme started as well.
They didn’t like the Democrats telling their religious colleges that if they wanted federal tax money, they couldn’t discriminate against minorities. They wanted their racist bigotry AND government gim’mes at the same time.
I think Tim Wise also may have something to say about it. He certainly is knowledgeable about racism in the US.
The thing is, it was deliberately done, and for racist reasons. So when you hear “Democrats want to regulate your lives” what it means is “Democrats insist that all people are equal before the law and must be treated that way”! They just don’t want to admit to themselves that they’re bigots and don’t believe the things they prattle.
Andrew Rei
Nov. 26th, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Here’s my answer to an online story about GOP politicians’ “break” from the Norquist pledge….
Judas H. F*cking Priest! SMH :( When is the media going to get a f*cking clue?!?
Let me write this for, hopefully, the FINAL time: the GOP have NO INTEREST in raising taxes on anybody, let alone the wealthy and big corporations, their greedy and fascist masters! These GOP asshats can SAY whatever they want, but what they’ve DONE since Bush 43 got into the White House in 2001 says it all. Do you wanna REALLY know what’s behind the Norquist Pledge and the GOP’s pathetic attempt to privatize everything the government does now? “Starve the Beast”….
Mainstream media: do some godd*mned research for once! Around 1970, GOP Conservatives and Captains of Industry got together and came up with the “Starve the Beast” philosophy…in this case, the Federal Government is “The Beast”…these traitorous morons’ plan was simple: reduce taxes to nil or practically nil in an effort to reduce the SIZE of government…eventually, when the government is reduced to a small size, it can be killed or controlled easily and big corporations take over the former functions of the government through privatization. Have you or have you not noticed the GOP’s insistence on privatizing everything? Social Security, Medicare and even the Postal Service? That’s all part of the Starve the Beast philosophy.
The reason you’re just now hearing about Starve the Beast is that, when it was proposed around 1970, there weren’t nearly as many radical Conservatives (Neo-Cons) populating the party as there are now. The philosophy was passed off by moderates in the party as sheer lunacy (which it still is) and they laughed it off. Notice we’re not laughing now, are we? However, now that the GOP are dominated by the Conservative Wrong-Wing Nut Jobs and the Tea Party Militia (the Teabaggers love Starve the Beast…the only difference between they and the Cons have is that they want to Starve…
Andrew Rei
Nov. 26th, 2012 at 2:49 pm
Starve the Beast, continued….
…the only difference between they and the Cons have is that they want to Starve the Beast even FASTER!- SMH), Starve the Beast is more popular than ever. In these past elections, suburban and rural moderate GOP voters had a chance to rid themselves of the Cons and Baggers by voting for Democrats, something many of them said they were going to do…but, they lied to us. Instead, they weakened the Baggers and gave more power to the Cons. They allowed the GOP’s gerrymandering of US House districts to succeed in keeping GOP control of the House and prevented the Democrats from getting a badly-needed, filibuster-quashing 60-seat supermajority in the US Senate…although the Democrats gained seats in both Houses, they needed the House majority and the Senate supermajority to, along with President Obama’s re-election, chase out the Cons and Baggers and force them to start their own parties, leaving the GOP for the moderates. But, that didn’t happen :(
So, now, we’re left with what will turn out to be a nasty and bloody GOP “Civil War”, with the moderates battling the Cons and Baggers for control of the party. Thanks a lot, you dumbass GOP moderates who voted for GOP candidates! :( ssmdh
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, however, and we hope it’s not an oncoming train. Although we vote to elect a President every four years (so you’re stuck with President Obama, GOP asshats), we elect the US House anew and one-third of the US Senate every two years, which means that the 2014 midterms are our next opportunity to kill off the Cons and Baggers. If you hated the last two years (112th Congress), you’re going to hate the next two years (113th Congress), with the GOP still in control of the House and with enough seats to filibuster everything in the Senate. GOP moderates blew a perfect opportunity to rid themselves of the radical elements of their party and WE ALL ARE GOING TO SUFFER BECAUSE OF IT! :( SSMDH
SinghX
Nov. 27th, 2012 at 7:57 am
…”Waiting for all the bigoted old white folks to die out? Sadly no. They got young ‘uns too, which they’re bringing up in Bible boot camps to hate everyone not like themselves, to take the same true/false template they apply to religion to all facets of life…”
Yes, they are creating more little terrorist to take up their battle cry, but, how much hate and fear “sticks” to ALL these kids? The attrition rate is not Bible Barbarians side–anecdotally one in four “stay home”, while their other siblings/peers wind up leaving like an over-stuffed cornucopia. Look at the boys turned away at Jeff’s encampment, or the “good christian” teens taunted by their peers for looking “gay” or not having the right “stuff” their parents can’t afford, hiding from abusing adults until 18, exposing the exploits of guys like Todd Bently; why do you think the Mormon missionary machine has decided to lower the ages for kids to join the “crusade”–by the time “the young’uns” get into their 20′s and (even if it’s under the thumb of oppressors) learn a lot about “outside”, hopping that fence knowing the grass is greener on the other side occurs more often than not…
I don’t see them growing number-wise, but in virulence, yes. I wager we will see suicide-bomber types amongst their youth, out-cast, more arrest due to their ignorance of the law.
(where there’s dopes, there’s hope, something like that…)
A Walkaway
Nov. 27th, 2012 at 11:22 am
Maybe that’s why so many turn to things like the “Quiverful movement” – they know that some of their brainwashed charges will escape their clutches, so they breed enough to get around the losses.
SinghX
Nov. 27th, 2012 at 1:20 pm
The Quiverfull Patriarchy treats girls who escape like run-away slaves. They literally hunt them down, bring them back and keep them “on hard labor” until the break; they admit to it, are proud of it and say it publicly.
I’m sure the Quiverfull Movement, like the Ex-Mormons, etc, have and “underground railroad” in place. No one wants to live behind the Iron Curtain of Fundamentalism,
especially the young people who aren’t part of a inner circle or hierarchy within their church.
Sandra
Nov. 27th, 2012 at 1:52 pm
Our Priest’s sermon of today in Mass about all these branches of religions ie The Rapture, Mythism etc that have broken away from the traditional religions.
Luke 21.5-11 Jesus telling his desciples that many will come in His name and say ‘I am he.’ and that they should turn away from them, do not go after them.
How did it come to this, that so many have turned away from their ‘true’ religious teachings whether Chrisitan, Judaism, Islam etc., all vying for supremacy by teaching lies and committing evil in the name of God.
tbuddy
Nov. 28th, 2012 at 4:02 am
a masterpiece. All the thoughts flowing through my head for the past 12 years, succinctly, in one brief article, coming together. Sheer poetry.