Possible VPs at “Disclosed Locations.”

Last updated on July 18th, 2023 at 11:16 am

ImageVice President Dick Cheney needs a secret bunker.

Vice President Dick Cheney needs to hide in “an undisclosed location.”

Well, Dick Cheney can go F himself…

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Even as the final minutes tick off the “Obama VP game clock,” all of the potential finalists are out and about, in public, in totally disclosed locations. The media has been watching them all to see if any of them makes a sudden dash towards the airport–or any private air fields–within the next few hours in order to make it to Springfied, IL for a campaign rally with Obama first thing tomorrow morning.

According to the Associated Press, “Obama spent Friday at home or with family.”

His possible running mates? Here’s a list:

“Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine visited George Washington University in Washington, D.C., where he watched his son participate in a Navy-Marine Corps ROTC program. Asked if he had signed up for the text message, Kaine said, “I haven’t because I don’t know how, but my son has.

Sen. Joe Biden was at home in northern Delaware, where he met for about 30 minutes with his state director.

Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius was in her office in Topeka, Kan., then left the Statehouse to address a meeting of Kansas AFL-CIO activists. She also planned to interview judicial candidates, meet with aides and prepare for the Democratic National Convention in Denver, her staff has said.

Indiana Sen. Evan Bayh went to his twin sons’ tennis camp in Washington and planned to return to his home in the District to spend time with his family.

Texas Rep. Chet Edwards had lunch with his son in Waco.”

There is a red eye in somebody’s immediate future…



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