The Top 5 Obama Conspiracy Theories

Just for kicks, I have put together a list of the top 5 Obama conspiracy theories. Many of these have been built upon since the election. Obama is now a fascist, who is a British citizen, who is also working on a long form forgery of his birth certificate.

Note: The quotes are unedited.

5). Obama and Iran’s Bomb

The theory goes that since Barack Obama is a closet Muslim, he is going to let Iran develop a nuclear weapon, so that they can bomb Israel. Here is comment from, “You have to remember Obama is also an agent for Radical Islam. He wants Iran to have Nuclear weapons. Before, he spoke about not letting Iran have Nukes. It was just another pathilogical lie. I was saying for months, even before the Campaigns for President, that Obama would let Iran have Nukes if elected. Of course, he is going to lie and say otherwise. Muslims are allowed to lie if it furthers the Muslim cause.”

4). Obama and the NWO

Obama’s calls for global cooperation are really calls for a New World Order:

3). Obama is a British Citizen
This is a newer one based on the idea that Obama isn’t an American citizen, because he was born in a British territory. The claim is that Obama is a British citizen who is not eligible to be president. According to Mario Apuzzo’s blog, “This all leads to the question of how can Obama be an Article II “natural born Citizen” if he was at birth both a U.S. citizen (assuming he was born in the U.S.) and a British citizen which alone disqualifies him from having that status? But to make matters worse, Obama continues to be a British citizen at a time that he is currently the President of the United States.”

2). Obama the Fascist

Here is an example of some the evidence that the right uses to prove that Obama is a fascist, “In fact, with his constant inspirational calls for national unity, Obama is eerily reminiscent of the Fascists. If he spoke German he might well be inclined to adopt as his slogan Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuehrer — as Hitler did (“One nation, one government, one leader”). After all, right to the end most Germans saw Hitler as a warm and kindly father-figure. And if the ruthless power-seeker that is Hillary reminds you of Joe Stalin, don’t blame me!”

How could I NOT include Glenn Beck:

1). Obama’s Forged Long Form Birth Certificate

Ah, an updated classic from the 2008 presidential campaign,Obama is faking his birth certificate . “Don’t know about 9/11 conspiracy, but do know from DC source that an Administration team is working on perfecting a forgery of the long-form birth certificate. They plan on presenting it in a a month or so. The source is FBI agent who has drinking buddy from University of Illinois now in the Administration. Its second hand, but the source is supposed to be solid.

They have already prepared the forgery with special paper and ink. The document was printed on a fully functional 1960 Heidelberger printing press located at a print museum in Toronto. Access was arranged by a trustee of the museum who is connected to a large Canadian banking/investment firm with major US interests.

The blanks in the forged form were filled in with an old Underwood Manual typewriter bought at an estate sale in Skokie, IL. The raised seal was the easiest piece to fake, since you can by a special order corporate seal from just about any online office supply store. The only reason they haven’t rolled out the foregery yet is that it is “seasoning” under mild UV light and a back and forth rotation between between a humidifier and a sauna. Get ready….one to two months tops. “

20 Replies to “The Top 5 Obama Conspiracy Theories”

  1. Fully functional 1960 Heidelberger printing press, hell they did not have to a museum , they could have just came to Indiana Gazette commercial printers they have one.

  2. This is ridiculous. Don’t get me wrong, I am a bit of a conspiracy nut. But come on, this is some of the most ridiculous accusations I’ve heard in a long time. Why would the government allow an exception to the whole citizenship thing with the first nonwhite president? If he wanted to get them a nuke, there are easier and more cost effective ways than becoming president. A New World Order? Even if that was his agenda, the moment he uses any sort of aggression to further this goal, do you honestly think we will all just lay there and let it happen? We may have the biggest guns, but we also have the most enemies.

  3. The sad part is that I have just been made dumber for reading this non sense ass garbage. Big ass BLAH

  4. I’ve been doing a little research on the whole “New World Order” thing, and I’ve become more knowledgable of our history that was intended to be whiped under the mat.

    On May 1st, 1776 Adam Weishaupt a professor of canon law, started the order of the Illuminati. His plan was to use the Grand Orient Lodges of Europe as a filtering mechanism through which to screen out talent and build a hierarchy of inner circles. The main objective of the Illuminati was to establish an alliance so strong, that they would have the power to control and manipulate governments. So it’s more than a possibility that Obama is a puppet within the Illuminati circle, the only was in is through the alliance.

  5. Is it just me or does it seem like the majority of Americans voted for Obama without even doing a little research into who he is? It would seem as if the common mindset of Americans’ would be, “Oh, well, he’s Black and that hasn’t been done before, so…let’s make it happen.” Am I the only who remembered that he made a promise to “withdraw the troops from (over seas) within six months”? Also, if you do in fact remember this, you will probably have noticed that nearly three years later, (nearing the ending of his term), he has proposed a time table that states the troops will be pulled out within 16 to 24 months. If you do the math, his proposition continues over the end of his current term. Americans will consider, “Oh, well his plan still isn’t finished, so might as well re-elect him.”

  6. Hussein was also the name of a strongly pro-American monarch of Jordan, who married an American woman. It is a very common name in the Middle East, and it signifies nothing in and of itself. He died a few years ago, and his son Abdullah rules Jordan today.

  7. I hate to say this, but most of these posts exemplify exactly the toxicity of FOX NOISE, with all its appeals to hatred and paranoia. If anyone is “selling out” this country, it is the folks who are allowing the foreign countries to which American jobs have been outsourced to have some influence in 2010’s congressional elections.

  8. Why does the left never shut up about “Fox Noise” but give MSNBC a free pass? I dont like either, really…

  9. I’m sure there were some who did vote for him simply for being he black guy, but I voted for the guy because I liked his policies, he’s a smart and calm tempered person who I believe and still do believe is the right guy for the job. He’s made some mistakes, but what he’s accomplished already outweigh the missteps.

    We’ll se what happens.

  10. All ya racists juss wanna create theories on him coz his black…he’s e man now so live with it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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