Sarah Palin: Visor Gate or What I did on My Vacay

Palin, her husband Todd and daughter Piper and son Trig left the rest of the family in Wasilla or Palmer or who knows where and took off for HI for a little R and R. Sarah sported her John McCain for President visor, but Sister Sarah had crossed out McCain’s name with black marker. Goin’ Rogue!

But you know how Sarah is addicted to attention and secretly burning with envy over how “tiny Hollywood starlets” are chased by Paparazzi? So, she gave TMZ a head’s up and plopped herself and her family on a public beach (when she’s staying at the Waikiki Hilton which has a private beach area) and then posed herself in various fetching Paris Hilton possible photos:

Busy and Important Sarah on her Blackberry.

Sarah as Holy Mother Playing with Children.

Sarah in her John McCain visor, but Sister Sarah had crossed out McCain’s name with black marker. Goin’ Rogue!

Sarah in her “If you Don’t love America, get the HELL out!” t-shirt for a shout out to her peeps who might be just getting out jail yesterday AM, a bit ‘o the Maverick!

You know the usual tiny Hollywood Starlet routine. Linsdey Lohan, Britney Spears level, for sure, but still she’s a VIP!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/16/sarah-palin-john-mccain-visor-black-marker-election-attack-book-alaska-going-rogue-barack-obama-hawaii-bikini-photos-photo-picture/

“The failed Vice Presidential nominee took time off from shilling her book to vacation with her son Trig, daughter Piper and opposite sex spouse Todd, in President Barack Obama’s birth state of Hawaii on Tuesday.

But during beach time, Sarah chose to wear a visor from her campaign — a visor that was emblazoned with the former presidential candidate’s name … that is, until Palin redacted McCain’s name with a black marker.”

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/16/sarah-palin-john-mccain-visor-black-marker-election-attack-book-alaska-going-rogue-barack-obama-hawaii-bikini-photos-photo-picture/#ixzz0ZxcRIZSU

And gee, whiz, can you imagine? Within minutes of those TMZ pictures being posted, Politico had a push back response from Palin.

“Palin said in the statement to POLITICO: “I am so sorry if people took this silly incident the wrong way. I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection.”
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1209/30699.html

Luckily, she has Mike Allen’s number at Politico handy, on redial perhaps, for whenever she needs a little attention. Like the time she called him late on a school night to announce she was at “Michael’s” for dinner in NY, where all the coolest celebrities went, and Mike would be allowed to ask her two questions (which she supplied for him). Poor Sarah only figured out the next day that Michael’s is the place to be seen at LUNCH. Dinner at Michael’s is a career non-starter. At least they served her beer in the aluminum can with a straw like she likes it. Oh, no, I kid. I kid.

So Palin spent the next hour “Pushing back hard” with Politico instead of hanging with her kids and hubby, claiming that she “had the utmost respect for McCain” and only crossed his name out so she could be ‘incognito’. Palin knows that “incognito” is NOT a Plato quote to be tweeted, so don’t tell me she can’t run in 2012!

Psst! It would have been a lot easier to be incognito on the private part of the beach, there, Sarah. Just sayin’.

Well, she may have learned after other pictures were released which were extremely unflattering. The back of the legs, bent over, no make up unflattering. Tara Reid-post-liposuction-trauma unflattering. Oh, Sarah. First Costco and now this. Please get it together, woman.

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/226428/

Seeing that Sarah was a real person was indeed troubling for her fans. They were crying last night, deep in grief, but finally found a way to spin the unveiling of their Miraculous Holy Mother and Pin Up Gal. Any takers? These unflattering pictures will GROW her base! Yes, they are sure that Liberal women will now vote for Palin because Palin has “cellulite” and “flabby legs”. Sadly, they don’t address Republican men…who knows, maybe if she does another photoshopped Runner’s World Cover in pantyhose, perfection can be restored for the GOPPER crowd. We all know a woman isn’t OK the way she is in certain circles.

A snippet from Conservatives for Palin’s weeping wall over the fall from grace:

KeeleyH :”Flabby thighs? Great way to get the liberal women’s votes, they can FINALLY identify with her!””

Wow, Keeley! You so called that one! Like, totally! Also, too, I LOVE your sparkly nails, Keeley! Love SARAH! We LOVE you Sarah!

Sarah is truly a gift to us all. I’m almost ready to give up on my rights and just toss it all in. That Keeley sure knows how we Liberals think! Gee, it would just feel good to finally be a part of something where one could just throw all thought out the door.

And just think, it took Sarah Palin, Patriarchal Barbie, to make cellulite glamorous! Free at last! Oh, mighty God, we’re free at last!

Thank you, Republicans, for really getting us women. Gosh, it feels GREAT to be understood. We don’t mind being objectified at all! We just want a female President with “flabby thighs”, because heaven knows, it’s all about how we look.

Meanwhile, poor Lizard McCain is somewhere worrying about losing the teabaggers’ votes now that Sarah’s made her power known to him via her TMZ famous redacted visor.

Lizard: -5
Grifter: +10
Entertainment Value: Priceless

Photo Credit: TMZ

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10 Replies to “Sarah Palin: Visor Gate or What I did on My Vacay”

  1. how she and the family got to Hawaii?

    Was it on that $4,000 per hour jet she’s been using to fly around to ‘her’ (and I use the word sarcasatically) book signings?

    Where was the rest of the family, I wonder?

    Sheesh, you’d think the book tour promoters would have had new visors made, not only for her, but for the whole family. Then they could all promote “her” new book while sitting on the beach.

    Yeah, life’s a beach, all right……

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  3. Thank you Ms. Jones for updating all of us on vapidity, Hawaiian style. What is this woman NOT thinking? Why. . .why. . .why. . .and mostly, when will it end? Why a public beach, why a campaign hat, why a push back, why NOT a real vacation within the privacy of your own hotel? Her desperate need for attention is truly Barbie-esque. . .if only Ms. Palin believed in cloning. . . .she could be everywhere else, too!!!

  4. Are we going to look at pictures of all public figures and decide if they need makeovers? Newsflash, most of them aren’t on posters on college kids’ walls. Honestly, I think I’ve had my fill of the Sarah Palin fashion commentary. I don’t suppose I know enough about her, but the bizarre name calling is out of control. “She’s stupid, she’s unqualified” blah blah blah. How about something specific. She was governor of Alaska, and we as elites believe Alaskans all have IQs below 50. Whatever. Here’s an example of a criticism: Barack Obama says he wants to create jobs, then supports heavy regulation and high taxation of the only people that create wealth producing jobs, leading to high unemployment and economic catastrophe. Even JFK recognized, and with other presidents supported lower taxes and reasonably low regulated industry, and historically these have always produced jobs and economic success for society as a whole. Rich people make money, poor and middle classes move up and make more money. All classes benefit. Barack Obama says if government regulates health insurance and offers a public option, this won’t create in-accessibility to health care like other places it’s been tried (that being the stated point) and astronomical increases in health costs like every estimate out there. These are great examples of a politician saying something “stupidly”. See, was that so hard? Contrast that with…”she has a stupid visor.”

  5. It is relevant because she deliberately defaced McCain’s name, wore it in public, and wanted to be photographed in it.

    I have never seen another candidate of either party ever do something so tacky, low, and rude.

    i have never seen a normal person walking around with a visor that they took a sharpie to.

    No, it’s nor normal. And we don’t need politicians who sink so low I’d be embarrassed for my kids to hear about this.

  6. I am having a hard time believing how a “defaced” McCain visor will make her incognito, thats like the Tea Party saying a “tea stained” US Flag makes them incognito, just plain stupid lady, now crawl back down the hole you came from and leave us all alone.
    So Palin spent the next hour “Pushing back hard” with Politico instead of hanging with her kids and hubby, claiming that she “had the utmost respect for McCain” and only crossed his name out so she could be ‘incognito’. Palin knows that “incognito” is NOT a Plato quote to be tweeted, so don’t tell me she can’t run in 2012!”
    arkadas

  7. Well we know now why she had to come home early…
    Willow’s little B & E the poo-poo finally caught up with them and starting calling all the parents…and who pray-tell was the ringleader? Willow herself! $30K of damage and that kid skates off scott free, well all the girls involved did.
    I hope the boy’s parents get damn mad and start screaming!
    But they probably won’t b/c she passes out “hush” money, that’s how it works up there in “Palin’s Alaska”…. :p

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