Sarah Palin Encourages Franklin Graham to Spread the Holy War Against Muslims

Sarah Palin Encourages Franklin Graham to Spread the Holy War Against Muslims

Sarah Palin took to her facebook page to decry the Pentagon’s decision yesterday to dis-invite Franklin Graham from National Prayer Day. In doing so, Palin demonstrates yet again how little she thinks/knows of the law, inviting satire as the only possible rebuttal available to all reading citizens.

Queen Palin Explains why the Constitution Doesn't Matter
Queen Palin Explains why the Constitution Doesn't Matter

Unwilling to let any chance for more publicity via her specialty of moral poutrage sprinkled over Dim-Sum pass her by, Sarah Palin takes to her Facebook page to rile the Dominionist troops/aka the Paliban:

“My, have things changed. I was honored to have Rev. Franklin Graham speak at my Governor’s Prayer Breakfasts. His good work in Alaska’s Native villages and his charitable efforts all over the world stem from his servant’s heart. In my years of knowing him, I’ve never found his tempered and biblically-based comments to be offensive – in fact his words have been encouraging and full of real hope.

It’s truly a sad day when such a fine patriotic man, whose son is serving on his fourth deployment in Afghanistan to protect our freedom of speech and religion, is dis-invited from speaking at the Pentagon’s National Day of Prayer service. His comments in 2001 were aimed at those who are so radical that they would kill innocent people and subjugate women in the name of religion.

Are we really so hyper-politically correct that we can’t abide a Christian minister who expresses his views on matters of faith? What a shame. Yes, thing have changed.”

– Sarah Palin

What she meant to write was:

“Why do y’all care about that stupid Constitution, anyway? Gosh, up here in Alaska, we use it for toilet paper when we’re not actively tryin’ to get the great state to secede! And of course, being a self-labeled Christian (not one whom God or Jesus would claim, I fear) makes Graham also, too, a patriot! Er….Never mind what George Washington said. He was a socialist commie!

Yup, it’s a sad day when the father of a son is dis-invited to the Pentagon all because some stupid people want to observe the first amendment, especially when his comments about Muslims being evil were only aimed at those killers. Jesus told us that we were the chosen, and hence, we get to say who is worshipping the right god, also too. Whomever we kill (Dr Tiller) in the name of religion, well, that is NOT evil. Nope. That’s just God’s way of kicking a door down for a real patriot from those America-lovin’ parts of this great secession!

I have finally learned how to spell subjugate, so that is super cool! Vote for me! You betcha! O’Biden pallin around, also too, Death Panels!

Are we really so politically correct (er, law-abiding) that we can’t have a Christian (this being again, also too there a Christian nation!) talk? I mean, so what if he riles up the Muslims and creates more unrest in the Middle East. That’s what I sent my son there for, not because he cut the brakes on all those school buses! My, things have changed since that horrid black socialist beat me. Tsk, tsk.”

For a reality check, please see the previous posts on Franklin Graham’s jihad against freedom of and from religion as well as Sarah Palin’s dangerous Dominionist vision of America.

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10 Replies to “Sarah Palin Encourages Franklin Graham to Spread the Holy War Against Muslims”

  1. Do you notice her super stupid supporters are blaming this on President Obama?
    And she is to busy to tell them no, she is busy blaming the “hacker” kid for the loss of the campaign and slime the CSU girls…”A office broken into and documents stolen and disclosed to the rest of the world”
    What a lyin’ B*tch!

  2. @srjones, I didn’t realize that you spoke fluent Palin. Excellent post with some good Friday humor. Run, Sarah,Run!!

  3. Dude…I think you should write a book called “Talkin’ Palinish – a lexicon also too though dictionary of Palin-speak.”

  4. Totally, SJones, your 1st book needs to be “Speakin’ Palin – a lexicon, also too though dictionary of Palin-speak”

  5. @lalamen,

    Also, too for the troops I might be so willing to serve if God opens a door again, there, in 2012 in the real parts of the Americas again.

    In other words, good idea!

  6. Too funny. I wonder if her ghostwriter gets to parse something like what you wrote and turn it into a semblance of English. Because it is clear that whoever writes the Facebook posts is not the same person appearing as Sarah Palin in front of all those podiums. That Palin cannot string together 10 words into a compete sentence, let alone make a cohesive 20 minute speech. Either that, or she is a dual personality…Dr. Jekyll behind the computer screen, and Ms. Hyde
    in front of the cameras. Yes, schizophrenia would explain a lot about Sister Sarah.

  7. @Jason Easley, just imagine if he merged palinese with bushese. the man would be unstoppable!

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