Sarah Palin Blames Bloggers for Her Bigger Boobs

Sarah begs for attention then cries foul when she gets it

Instead of talking about policy or politics as an serious politician should do, Sarah Palin recently took to Fox News to address the rumors that she has had breast implants, and of course she had to blame evil bloggers for the story, “‘Boobgate’ is all over the Internet, because there are a lot of bored, idle bloggers and reporters with nothing else to talk about.”

This picture of Palin white trashing up the Belmont Stakes is what started the rumors flying:

On Fox News Palin claimed that she is 100% natural. According to the New York Daily News she said, “Nooo, I have not had implants. I think a report like that is about as real and truthful that Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that Trig is not my own child. ‘Boobgate’ is all over the Internet, because there are a lot of bored, idle bloggers and reporters with nothing else to talk about.”

Just for the sake of comparison, here is Palin in Runner’s World:

If Palin would not have shown up at the Belmont dressed like she was going to the demolition derby at the county fair, all of this would have been avoided. Sarah Palin has a nice victimization gimmick going. Here is how it works. She does something like attending the Belmont inappropriately dressed seemingly to show off a much larger chest, and then she whines and complains when media engages in the very speculation that she created, this way she gets the media attention she so desperately craves, all the while bashing the media, which she is a member of.

Since Palin brought it up, let’s talk about Babygate for moment. If it is fair for the Right to question Obama’s birth certificate, even though one has been made publicly available, isn’t it fair to ask Palin to produce Trig’s birth record? I don’t know if Sarah Palin is Trig’s mother or not. I have never seen a birth certificate, so I can’t say for sure who Trig’s mother is. I think best thing for Palin to do for the good of the country is to answer these questions, and produce Trig’s birth certificate. How can we trust this woman as a presidential candidate if there are questions about whether or not she gave birth to her own child?

For the record, I don’t know whether Palin had breast implants or not. It is very possible that she was wearing an undergarment that would enhance the appearance of her chest, and she can wear on or do whatever she wants to her body, but the problem is that serious politicians don’t waste their time directly addressing these kinds of rumors. This is the sort of behavior that should be expected from a reality show television star, not a potential presidential candidate, but nothing Sarah Palin says should be taken as truth. Remember that Palin has also claimed that she is not a millionaire, so of course she would claim that the picture is a lie. The truth and Sarah Palin have never been on a first name basis.

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13 Replies to “Sarah Palin Blames Bloggers for Her Bigger Boobs”

  1. Lions and tigers abd bears –oh my! Babygate boobgate and the biggest political boob ever — scaarah paylin __ in one post! Love the way you show what. She’s really up to by trashing her way through the upper crust that she soooo wants to accept her.

    Also, just when will she provide medical records instead of a letter from a dr?

    Serious politicians don’t wear water bras in black under see thru tshirts to the belmont. But you better believe her cult loved this photo which only ppproves that they are the truly brain dead worshippers and not interested in her for her brains.

    Also, everything on her is fake — the boobs are the latest adjustment I long series of adjustments. Mommy makeover diva kate gosselin can relTe.

  2. @dani,

    Everything you have stated is spot on. In spite of all her jibes at the “elite,” she wants nothing more than to be accepted by them. And it is sickening the way she uses props like this and her children to get attention. Then she turns around and whines, “Poor little me!!” As for her cult, especially some of the males, many of them continue to spew the lame nonsense that women are jealous of her, totally ignoring that she has just as many detractors who are men. I couldn’t care less what cup size she really has. It’s a lot of ado about nothing. Just the same, she wants to have it both ways by being considered a serious politician in spite of all her gambits for attention. It’s also really bad that at 46, there are men who think she’s a ditz, but they’d like to “do” her. That is no compliment at all, but when a woman–especially one with some age–shows she doesn’t truly respect herself, that’s the kind of attention she draws.

  3. Those are pretty perky for all the kids she’s had. Still, who cares? So some waste their time blogging about it – she makes the brilliant decision to talk about it on Fox, hence doubling the waste, but as you so well wrote, anything for attention and to continue in the Sarah the victim mode. Not that I watch a lot of news, but haven’t seen it covered except for the Fox clip I saw on TPC. So where’s lame stream media when she needs them :-).

    I know holding grudges isn’t good for one’s health, still, it seems McCain has gone downhill since “unvettingly” picking his running mate – and that seems fair.

  4. Ok, ready? GO!

    Bubble brained bimbo bought bigger boobs!
    Bubble brained bimbo bought bigger boobs!
    Bubble brained bimbo bought bigger boobs!
    Bubble brained bimbo bought bigger boobs!
    Bubble brained bimbo bought bigger boobs!

  5. Hilarious. She proves that she is ignorant white trash by showing up at the Belmont looking like a hillbilly – wears a black bra under a white peasant blouse, crop pants and a baseball hat and complains when people NOTICE her????

    Isn’t that a bit like showing up naked and complaining because people point and laugh????

    What an ignorant dope she is. She cannot have it both ways – and she will NEVER be accepted into polite society. They may smile and be polite, but the giggles afterward make her look like the braindead bimbo that she really is.

  6. I swear I’m not trying to pick a fight or be a Palin apologist but I just don’t see what you’re saying about her outfit. It seems like she just put on a loose shirt for an event where she’d be out all day. I don’t get what’s inappropriate about what she is wearing or why it invited all of this attention. Frankly, had it not been for “bored, idle bloggers and reporters with nothing else to talk about,” I wouldn’t have even noticed her boobs one way or the other. BTW if you believe Palin to be worthless and all why do you keep covering her. Seriously, I like your writing and all but you claim she is illegitimate on an ongoing basis and then you give her legitimacy by covering in at least 2 out of every 3 posts. Why all the hate?

  7. @Mark Radulich, personally I have fun with the Wasilla hillbilly!

    Big boobed black bra bimbo embarrasses Belmont!
    Big boobed black bra bimbo embarrasses Belmont!
    Big boobed black bra bimbo embarrasses Belmont!
    Big boobed black bra bimbo embarrasses Belmont!
    Big boobed black bra bimbo embarrasses Belmont!

  8. Big Boobed Bimbo Blames Bored Bloggers!
    Big Boobed Bimbo Blames Bored Bloggers!
    Big Boobed Bimbo Blames Bored Bloggers!
    Big Boobed Bimbo Blames Bored Bloggers!
    Big Boobed Bimbo Blames Bored Bloggers!

  9. @Mark Radulich, I cant speak for the author here, but Sarah constantly injects herself into the news with totally stupid remarks and actions. She is a possible presidential candidate who when performing her silliness attracts attention. You notice Mitt, who is also a candidate, knows when to talk and what to say and do to forward his chances. Sarah hasnt learned that yet.

    It will be interesting then Trigs birth record is discussed in any campaign she may run in. If she was forward about these things, they could be forgotten well before the campaigns

  10. @Mark Radulich, Hello, old friend and fellow former 411er. Nice to see you hanging around here. Drop me an email sometime. It has been too long.

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