Sarah Palin Takes to Twitter to Invent Her Own Mangled Language

SarahPalinUSA's Twitter Account: Where Real Americans Learn New Langauge!
SarahPalinUSA's Twitter Account: Where Real Americans Learn New Langauge!

Never mind you evil elites that Sarah Palin can’t speak English – she’s inventing a new language and you’d be wise to adopt it soon, in light of her Second Coming, er Assault, on America. In the name of the troops and New Yorkers everywhere.

Yes, the half-term governor who finds Hawaiians not “glamorous” enough for her since they are a “minority type of thing” (and other sorta brownish people scary also too) recklessly took to the Twitters yesterday and while she was there pretending to speak to New Yorkers as if she hadn’t been insulting them every single day since first she reared her PitBull Snark, she also took a swipe at Muslims, the Ground Zero “Mosque” and invented a New Language! Take that, Katie Loser Couric!

SarahPalinUSA: “Ground Zero Mosque Supporters: doesn’t it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate”

Well, I simply can’t refudiate that. I think the half-termer has put to bed any notion that she’s not smart and doesn’t read. I mean, it takes real skill to like make up your own language and stuff. And it’s not as if she stopped at the language. She also, too, is makin’ up imaginary Mosques of Fear. If only Little Green Footballs, that bastion of liberal elitists political oppositional researchers and stuff had not refudiated Palin thusly:

“It should be pointed out (again) that the “Ground Zero mosque” these idiots are ranting about is actually a proposed community center with an auditorium, swimming pool, and restaurants, in addition to a mosque. It would be housed in an existing 13-story building that’s two blocks away from Ground Zero and has no view of the area; there are two very big buildings in between the proposed community center and Ground Zero.”

Damn elites! Sarah USA Palin will not be told to sit down and shut up!

Also, the RealAmerican SarahPalinUSA (which doubles for SarahPalinAIP Secessionist) tweeted: “Peace-seeking Muslims, pls understand, Ground Zero mosque is UNNECESSARY provocation; it stabs hearts. Pls reject it in interest of healing”

So then some super mean non-Real American had the nerve to tweeter refudiate the Real American; Unreal American and possible Mulim/brown person called Temporal Flush tweet responded:

“@SarahPalinUSA, considering “peace seeking Muslims” didn’t attack us on 9/11, why would a Mosque of said Muslims be a “provocation”?”

Oh, TemporalFlush, you of Unreal America! Prepare to be investigated! One hopes TemporalFlush can refudiate himself for the Troops, otherwise, it looks like he’s pallin ‘ around also too with terrists. Then other English-Speaking-Elites hopped on the Palin Tweet to offer us such nods to the Bard:

“To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous liberals, or to quit halfterm, and by opposing, rake in speaking fees.”
“Neither a thinker nor a reader be / for thought oft loses both itself and friend / and reading dulls the edge of Fox TV.”
“But soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the East, and I can see Russia from my front porch.”
“As wolves to wanton governors are we to the gods: they shoot us from helicopters.”

And Evil Washington Post blogger Ezra Klein tweeted, “We few, we happy few, we band of Mama Grizzlies.”

Fun with English aside, some liberal elites were not so amused nor amazed nor amuzed as CBS reported:

“”If republicans can demand that immigrants speak English, can’t we demand same of Sarah Palin?” Liberal blogger John Aravosis tweeted. Liberal blogger Jon Henke attacked Palin’s sentiment rather than her words: “We want peaceful Muslims to distinguish themselves from radical Muslims, but we can’t distinguish between a peaceful Mosque & terrorists?””

There’s only one obvious question: Why does CBS hate America?

The Grizzly defended her War on English-Speaking America with this ode to Bushian “Strategery” (and we all know how well that turned out) tweet:

“Refudiate”, “misunderestimate” “wee-wee’d up.” English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!”

So, the death of Latin aside, it seems the Conservatives have found their Candidate for 2012, eh? I mean, there’s nothing like the authentic tang of misunderestimating a faux cowboy or faux hunter to really make the Red White and Blue just MORE Americanisitic, right? Right? RIGHT?

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14 Replies to “Sarah Palin Takes to Twitter to Invent Her Own Mangled Language”

  1. It is absolutely hilarious that a moron like Palin is even considered presidential material. When I read the word “refudiate,” which she said the NAACP should do in connection with racism, I almost choked on my coffee from laughing. This is the woman that her fans still claim has more executive than Obama the community organizer. Yes, they still say this in mid-2010, in spite of his turbulent 18 months in the presidency, a job that dwarfs anything she ever faced in her terms as mayor and governor put together. That shows they themselves are still stuck in campaign 2008.

    But even while I laugh at her stupidity, I cringe at the thought that anyone thinks she could ever be a credible representative of this country. I also cringe at the rank anti-intellectualism that she is the most visible face of. That anti-intellectualism is an impediment to this country’s overall progress, because her whole spiel is to return to a mythical past while the rest of the world moves forward.

  2. hear hear, agreed. if she is elected, I have nothing left in common with this nation.

    Why are these people being allowed to take over? Is America ruined, that they are turning it over to the inmates and patients now?

  3. The way I look at this, 9/11 was a national catastrophe. But I also think that what happens in New York City is up to the people who live in New York City. They were the ones hurt the worst, not those who live in Alaska which is in the heartland of America. I hope they have the same discussions when they build the Catholic Church in the area.

    In the real problem is I can almost hear her screeching as she’s writing her little tweets. And when she realized that she had used the wrong words she probably went into an Elmer Fudd imitation. I usually don’t use the word stupid, but I certainly think in this case it sure applies.

  4. Thanks, Basheert. You can follow me here. If I don’t follow you right back it’s because I’m on vacation, but I will be going through my twitter stuff when I get back.

  5. Sarah, didn’t I say in my last comment on another of your excellent articles that just when I think the ‘Pubes have topped themselves…?
    Here’s a few more Shakespalins garnered today from ’round the Net:
    “How’s all that bein’ and not bein’ workin’ out for ya?”
    “Friends, real Americans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to play “gotcha” journalism.”
    “There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Couric, than are dreamt of in your foreign policy magazines.“
    And I for one am counting the days until the Wasilla Bard formally declares here candidacy for 2012. Who else could follow the Faux Cowboy? McCain was just too damn credible by comparison. A lamentable step up, the poor guy never had a chance. Real ‘Mericans don’t have an IQ greater than 60 don’chaknow.

  6. Spelling errors aside, you can’t “refute a mosque”. That doesn’t make any sense. To refute something is to show that it is factually incorrect. You can refute an argument. You can refute a belief. You can refute an accusation. You cannot refute a mosque. How can a grown woman not know this?

  7. “But soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the East, and I can see Russia from my front porch.”

    I know the sun rises in the East but shouldn’t it be West like the line in Romeo and Juliet and Russia is in the West…

  8. I think Palin was unwittingly going down this road:
    “a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.”

  9. Romeo & Juliet
    Act 2, Scene 2

    He jests at scars that never felt a wound.

    But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
    It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.”

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