Sarah Palin Mounts Her Stripper Pole and Shakes It for Big Oil

Like any desperate has been who is seeing it all fade away, Sarah Palin hit a new low by shaking her 2008 moneymaker in an infomercial for Big Oil.

Here is the full special (audio is poor):

Just in case you were wondering if Sarah Palin could sink any lower than being forced to go hang out at the mall next to the Republican convention instead of being at the convention, there’s this. In one of the most obvious, we just have to justify paying this person moves in cable news history, Fox News paired up Sarah Palin and Eric Bolling to host an informerical for the oil industry called Paying At the Pump.

There really is no need for a recap of Palin’s remarks during the special, because she said the exact same things that she has been saying for almost four years now. Blame Obama, bitter attack on Obama, drill baby drill, energy independence, rinse wash, and repeat.

What made this informercial stand out was that Fox didn’t even try to pretend that this was a news special. The network got Glenn Beck’s studio audience stuff out of mothballs, loaded up their panel of experts with people from Big Oil, had Palin and Bolling say lots of nasty things about President Obama, then threw in some drill baby drill, and closed with Eric Bolling claiming that our energy problems would be solved if energy speculators would be allowed to trade more on margin.

The real kicker is that while she was governor of Alaska, Socialist Sarah Palin signed a major tax increase on the oil industry and then redistributed the wealth back to every Alaskan. Fast forward a few years, and here is Palin today surrounded by shills for Big Oil trying to sell the Friday Night Fox News shut ins on the myth that there is millions and millions of barrels of oil waiting to solve our energy woes if only that mean old Barack Obama would let us get at it.

Sarah Palin could have been selling ab rollers, get rich quick real estate schemes, or George Foreman grills, and the pitch would have been the same. Obama is a socialist, drill baby drill, God, and energy independence. The words are the same as they have always been. The gimmick is old and tired, and the stripper has gone from 2008’s high class call girl to bumping and grinding on the sticky floor hoping to make a buck.

In a few months Sarah Palin’s only claim to fame will be gone when Mitt Romney selects his running mate, and when that running mate accepts the nomination, she won’t even be in the building to see it. Her recent feud with Fox News honcho Roger Ailes has made her grasp on the last thing that keeps her relevant very tenuous.

The news isn’t that Sarah Palin co-hosted a cheesy Big Oil infomercial on Fox News, but that in just a few short months, the bitter taste of Sarah Palin will finally be cleansed from our national palates.

Sarah better keep giving those political lap dances. Time is ticking, and unless she shows some skill at something she won’t even be allowed to shimmy for quarters at the slummiest Fox Business truck stop.

13 Replies to “Sarah Palin Mounts Her Stripper Pole and Shakes It for Big Oil”

  1. I bet the repub idiots thought she was going to make them sit up a little straighter in their chairs! LOL

  2. You mean she isnt invited to the convention? LOL that’s hilarious! I was under the impression she would be speaking there.

    How funny will it be if Mittens picks her? She revitalized the GOP but not enough people wanted her behind a 200 year old president. This woman has to see her life passing before her eyes. All her scheming for naught. The religious loons that got her into politics had no idea what they were getting.

    Explain the baby Sarah!

  3. Sarah was and is nothing more then a brainless whore………..she will do anything for money….just look what she has and is doing to her poor family.
    Thanks Mr McCain for picking this moron.
    Yes, we know, she is fading from the headlines…..just a HAS BEEN.

  4. This past week there was an article in The Atlantic written by a staff writer – don’t have the name handy. He questions why she is treating her donors with such disregard and questions some of her expenditures from SarahPAC. One thing he may not be aware of are some of the monies paid for “clerical” work. There are three women who are being paid for caring for Trig. You probably know he has not lived with Sarah for quite some time.

  5. I had no idea trig has not lived with Sarah. But then again he’s not her baby why should he live there

    I tweeted one yesterday about her pac spending 413,000 and not a cent on candidates

  6. Actually, Simple Sarah is an wanted-to-be-but-never-was. She is a piece of toxic waste in tight clothes circling the drain of political irrelevance and fighting desperately not to get sucked into that black hole. To that end, she will say and do anything to remain “relevant.” Her endless attacks on the president show both her bitterness at being on the losing presidential team in 2008 and her transparent wish that Barack Obama would acknowledge her publicly. As always, she makes a big fool of herself without any encouragement or input from anyone else.

  7. I love how she purses her lips and nods her head when other people talk like she actually understands them..

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