Kate Beckinsale Talks about Republicans in Her Vagina

Kate BeckinsaleSometimes it’s a choice between laughing or crying. The Republican War on Women is not funny, but mockery can be a good balm for the soul. In the funniest thing since Susan Sarandon’s White Man’s Dick, Republicans, Get in My Vagina, “Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer and Andrea Savage “spread” the message that the one thing women really want in their vagina is the government”:

Sadly, the quote used in the piece is accurate: “The traumatic experience of rape causes a woman to secrete a certain secretion that tends to kill sperm.” – State Rep. Stephen Freind R – Pennsylvania. Freind attended Villanova University an received his J.D. from Temple University. Is it any wonder that the Republican base is so ill-informed when their politicians, men with advanced degrees, can be so ignorant or dishonest?

Only in totalitarian systems, apparently, are sheeple so willingly led by their shepherds. The Republican War on Women is real and it is going strong, and unless they want Republicans in their vaginas America’s women will have to stand up and say no this November. Otherwise, America will not only slide out of the 21st century, but past the conservative 1950s, past the Gilded Age and continue its slide back to the 13th century and beyond.

The ignorance of men like Rep. Freind is mind-boggling but hardly out of character for the “modern” conservative male and after seeing that quote it was several minutes before I could speak again. Since I can’t say this as well as Miss Ally Kat, I will leave her to make my closing argument:

Seriously? Our vagina magically becomes venomous when there’s an unwanted man sausage in there? What if someone slipped something in our drink and we weren’t even conscious when it happened?…Not only should people like this NOT be allowed to decide things for others…people like this should just be put on a remote island together and given some weapons while we sit back with some popcorn and wait for the inevitable.

Okay, I do have one thing to add…a fantasy of Ms. Beckinsale turning into her Underworld persona, the vampire Selene, and whupping Freind’s sorry a**. I’m not sayin’…I’m just sayin’.

9 Replies to “Kate Beckinsale Talks about Republicans in Her Vagina”

  1. We need lots more of this to get people to see the light. I am guessing there are women in the GOP who dont want to admit that they support men telling them when how and why they can have sex or get pregnant. They wont admit that men in the GOP say rape is something you have to endure. That you are simply something that needs to be controlled.

    2nd class citizen

  2. The uterus is not an organ capable of vomiting, and if it were, I imagine the Dissocialists would mandate that every woman below fifty-four take medication to suppress the reflex.

  3. Vampire vaginas!? Burn the witches!

    …if you really want an eye-opener as to where the cretins are getting this stuff, take a look at the hate list of “Men’s Movements” websites at Southern Poverty Law Center…oops, sorry
    …not there/can’t link.

    SPLC list 10 of the most popular misogynist websites in their hard copy of “Intelligence Report”; they not only list these haters but give a synopsis about their “manosphere”;
    Freind’s crap is only the tip of the ice berg, kiddies. (I’ll do a little more digging and
    get’bach’too’yah…)

    –SPLC now keeps track of these guys under their “hate groups” listings…after reading what they are “into”, some of the conspiracies they’re spreading on anti-women/anti-children/pro-rape over the web, I don’t sleep so well at night…

  4. It’s true: the “manosphere” is violent, virulent, and growing. I have stated before that I think this misogyny is being primed by the Right Wing, because random violence against women is the only way they have of selectively targeting the female vote.

    Go to the SPLC website or the Hatewatch website. You can link to the Intelligence Report there.

    P. S. I have noticed a lot of right-wing pundits, including some female, advocating withdrawing the franchise from women, because their uprushing mommy hormones and fluttering uteri make them vote liberal.

  5. I see you furnished the link while I was writing.

    In all seriousness, I think any kind of Republican sweep will be followed by a move to repeal the Nineteenth Amendment. Think about it. It’s a way to get minority and poor men behind the disenfranchisement of their natural allies, and once that is done, you know what comes next.

  6. What comes next? A prediction…

    I predict that women’s clothing will be a shriek of desperation by a collective misogynist; they are in desperate need of more hate-ammo to hurl at women as they’re running out of time before Jeebus and election returns are in! (I know, they’ve been doing it randomly for a while).

    I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if the various groups listed above, plus, their radical “bf” christian fundamentalist confederates ban together and form a coalition based upon intimidates women that there will be a “stoning of the harlots” who show up to vote! Or, even better, they’ll send their women-folk to do the dirty work; as in, protest signs (just like the Westboro Church” telling women they’re sluts, whores,fornicators, animals…as Rev Peterson said, “Women shouldn’t be allowed to vote”…

    …What better way to help women see their wicked ways than to keep them away form polling places via violent threats, plus, help ole Karl steal the ballots (after they close like he’s always done) like thieves in the night…

  7. Singh, I’m with you for the most part, but think you meant to type some other word than “clothing”.

  8. I was rushed to get out the door…several typos noted…but, I did mean clothes or clothing.

    I bet we see an about face on Fox; the babes will start wearing longer looser everything (less make up–never!). Then, a campaign of subtle “slurs” about gay dress designers and dumb liberal Hollywood women as being fashion slaves, etc…this will be a way to promote “christian” decency standards and moral superiority of conservative over women.

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