Wolf Blitzer Awakens From Coma to Destroy Donald Trump

For decades CNN’s Wolf Blitzer has appeared on air to be in some sort of media coma, but through the magic of birtherism Wolf awakened today, and beat down Donald Trump.

Here is the video from CNN:

The transcript is all gold, but here are a few goodies,

BLITZER: Well, I — well, listen, Donald, first of all, I never said we weren’t going talk about the birther issue. We had a conversation earlier today. We didn’t discuss at all what we were going to talk about.

TRUMP: It’s something that bothers Obama very much.

BLITZER: I don’t know why you’re…

TRUMP: And I will tell you, it’s not an issue that he likes talking about. So what he does is uses reverse psychology on people like you, so that you report like, oh, gee, he’s thrilled with it. He does not like that issue because it’s hitting very close to home. You know it and he knows it.

BLITZER: I don’t know it.

Donald, you and I have known each other for a long time. And I don’t understand why you’re doubling down on this birther issue after the state of Hawaii formally says this is the legitimate birth certificate. He was born in Hawaii.

Why are you going through all of this, Donald?

TRUMP: Well, a lot of people don’t agree with that birth certificate. A lot of people do not think it’s authentic.

BLITZER: But if the state of Hawaii authorizes it, if the state of Hawaii says, this is official, he was born in Hawaii on this date, here it is, why do you deny that?

TRUMP: A lot of people do not think it was an authentic certificate.

BLITZER: How can you say that if the…

TRUMP: Now, you won’t report it, Wolf, but many people do not think it was authentic.

His mother was not in the hospital. There are many other things that came out. And, frankly, if you would report it accurately, I think you would probably get better ratings than you’re getting, which are pretty small.

BLITZER: Donald, have you seen the actual newspaper announcements within days of his birth in Honolulu, for example, “The Honolulu Star- Bulletin”? We will put it up there. You see the birth announcement back in 1961.

BLITZER: Listen to me, Donald.

BLITZER: Can I ask…

TRUMP: Am I allowed to talk, if you could stop defending Obama?

BLITZER: Donald, Donald, you’re beginning to sound a little ridiculous, I have to tell you.

TRUMP: No, I think you are, Wolf. Let me tell you something. I think you sound ridiculous. And if you would ask me a question and let me answer it, instead of making…

BLITZER: Here’s the question. Did the conspiracy start in 1961, when “The Honolulu-Star Bulletin” and “”The Honolulu Advertiser” contemporaneously published announcements that he was born in Hawaii?

TRUMP: That’s right. And many people put those announcements in because they wanted to get the benefit of being so-called so-called born in this country. Many people did it. It was something that was done by many people,even if they weren’t born in the country. You know it, and so do I. And so do a lot of your viewers.

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BLITZER: Here’s what Romney spokeswoman Andrea Saul said today — today, not yesterday, not last week, not six months ago — “Governor Romney has said repeatedly that he believes President Obama was born in the United States.”

Now, he’s not a Democrat.

TRUMP: OK.

BLITZER: He’s not an Obama supporter. He’s Governor Romney, the Republican nominee. He says you’re wrong.

TRUMP: You know what? Everybody is entitled to their opinion, Wolf. You know my opinion. You know his opinion. And that’s fine. We’re entitled, as he said yesterday in the airplane, we’re all entitled to our opinions. And he’s entitled to his opinion and I think that’s wonderful. I don’t happen to share that opinion. And that’s wonderful, also.

BLITZER: But the state of Hawaii says it’s not an opinion, it’s a fact.

TRUMP: No, I don’t think so. I think if you look at the birth certificate, take a look and you tell me, really. You analyze the birth certificate. There are many people that don’t agree with that birth certificate. They don’t think it’s authentic, Wolf.

BLITZER: I don’t know when you say many people who don’t agree…

TRUMP: Many people.

BLITZER: Like who?

TRUMP: There are many people…

BLITZER: Give me an — give me a name of somebody…

TRUMP: There are many people…

BLITZER: — in a position of authority…

TRUMP: — that do not believe…

BLITZER: — in Hawaii who says — but give me a name.

TRUMP: There are many people — I don’t give names. There are many people that do not believe that birth certificate is authentic.

BLITZER: Well, you know what…

TRUMP: Many people.

Later Trump wouldn’t discuss what the “investigators” he “sent” to Hawaii found, because he said it was old news.

What we saw on CNN today was a medical miracle. Donald Trump’s birtherism was so mentally challenged that it actually awoke Wolf Blitzer from his decades long journalistic coma.

Maybe birtherism has a purpose after all? Birtherism is so mentally challenged that if applied properly it can shock the electorate back to consciousness. Donald Trump’s unrelenting stupidity could be the mechanism that revives our democracy. If birtherism can wake up Rip Van Blitzer, even if only for a second, imagine how many Democrats it could get elected in November?

23 Replies to “Wolf Blitzer Awakens From Coma to Destroy Donald Trump”

  1. Pittbull Trump said, if your not born in this country you cannot run or be the POTUS.

    Well, well really? Romney’s dad George W. Romney who ran for President in 1968 was born in Galeana Chithuahua, Mexico on July 8, 1907. The Romney’s were preaching the Mormon faith to the Mexicans and moved out the country to practice polygamy.

  2. If this was Hilary Clinton in the WH, you would be hearing conspiracy theories of how she killed Vincent Forster.

    The GOP when any Democratic winner occupies the White House uses crazy Conspiracy theories to keep the base angry and active.

    BTW, she would have been called a JEZEBEL by the religious right.

  3. The best part about this story is the ad in the middle of it: “24/7 Care/ Brain Trauma Assisted Living for Brain Trauma Luxury Facilities”… the only explanation for keeping this story alive — beating your head into a wall = brain injury

  4. Trump wouldn’t name ‘those people’ who don’t believe that Obama’s birth certificate is ‘authentic’ because the collective IQ of all of them wouldn’t add up to 50. Trump is insane to double down on this horse pucky. I think he has just fired himself. Obama embarrassed the hell out of him and this is just petulant ‘get even’ crap. Even the people who hate Obama know this a a load of BS. If the republican party had even a scintilla of evidence denying Obama’s citizenship they would have plastered the world with it in the last election.

  5. Interesting conversation, to say the least. When pressed to issue names of “Many People” the dumpster said “I don’t name names.” When pressed for “you won’t believe what they are finding out” his response was “old news”. This maggot is as slimy as green nose snot. You know the type, you get caught with a huge sneeze and out comes a wade of green glop, and no napkin or hankie in sight, and your hand is full of it and it’s dripping all over the place….yyyeeeewwww!
    Why do we pay attention to this waste of skin? Why?
    I really want the dumpster to stay attached to Romney, the more Romney is associated with this stupid stupid man, the better chance Obama will be elected.
    If this is what Romney is going to use as an adviser, what other part of the bottom of the barrel is he going to go too for other advisers.

  6. Jason, you FUNNY! I love it! Blitzer comes out of a coma to challenge The Quack’s imbecilic feet in the cement.

  7. Frankly, I would LOVE to have a job working for The Donald’s “research team” in Hawaii.

    CUSHIEST. FAKE. JOB. EVER.

  8. I have always felt that Trump was a waste of hot air and he did a great job of proving it in this interview. He is as about as relevant as Sarah Palin. As a journalist, I don’t see how Wolf was able to keep as calm as he did.

  9. Believe me I remember all the B.S. the crazy right wing accused the Clintons of. They have gotten worse with the Obamas, because most of it is racists. And just look at how they are doing all they can to steal this election, with what Governor Scott is doing in Florida, till all the voter ID laws. People’s right to vote is being suppress and taken away by these Republicans governors and it is wrong.It is wrong.

  10. The “experts” who back the birthers are people like Jerome Corsi, Mara Zebest, and Mario Apuzzo. All are cherry-picking arguments and evidence to try to reach a predetermined conclusion while ignoring the evidence against them. John Woodman’s book and websites debunk the bulk of their bogus claims. Zebest is somebody who knows Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator who claims the documents are faked based on various purported anomalies, which are mostly artifacts of Adobe Acrobat, which she doesn’t seem to know anything about. Apuzzo is an attorney who argues for an interpretation of “natural born citizen” that doesn’t match the courts’ interpretation.

  11. When I read your comment, I immediately thought about how any girl who gets raped by her pastor or youth minister (or elder or whatever) and tries to get help within the church is labeled a Jezebel and punished by the church (“Good Christian” churches). That’s so common that whenever I hear or read it, I immediately think of it.

    (Just a side comment about the word…)

  12. For those of you too young to remember: the announcements in the newspapers were nothing the parents had anything to do with. In those days, the junior reporter went over to the county courthouse every day and got a list of the births, deaths, marriage licenses, and divorce decrees filed with the county the day before. These were printed in the newspaper usually under Vital Statistics. It was automatic. You had a baby; the announcement was in the paper that Mr and Mrs XYZ had a boy. If you didn’t want it announced, you had to specially request it. This practice was discontinued due to privacy concerns. So those newspaper announcements are proof that Mr. Obama’s birth was registered; that’s how they got the information.

  13. that’s true, my mother had my birth announcement for years. They never put it in the paper, the paper did. It’s the same with obituaries. Your local paper finds out someone died to the county services and then calls you and gets the information

  14. Case solved! America is in such a bad way because of major idiots like Donald Trump.
    I knew little Donny was thick, but this dialog with Blitzer cinched it for me. Trump’s a dirty, money hungry, power-drunk fool.
    I will celebrate his demise. May it come soon.

  15. Trump is a loser dying for attention. Who cares what this man says? He fights with women and anyone else that doesn’t agree with him. This is a guy that has claimed bankrupcty how many times now? He should just walk away, he’s ignorant!

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