Bill Maher Calls Out Republicans for Being the Dicks That They Are

Bill Maher called out Republicans for being intellectual children who have no ideology, just a desire to be dicks to as many people as possible.

Here is the video:

Maher used a couple of examples of brainwashed conservative kids who mimic their idols like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to illustrate the shallowness of Republican thought.

Maher said, “My point is to Republican adults, and it is this. When fourteen year old boys sound exactly like you do and can produce radio shows and books and speeches that sound exactly like yours, maybe you should rethink the s**t that’s coming out of your mouth. Remember the Republican debates we had this year? They applauded for the idea of letting a sick man without insurance die. Herman Cain got cheers for saying he’d electrify the border fence. They booed a gay man serving his country in the military. No wonder fourteen year old boys can do your act. You act exactly like fourteen year old boys.”

Bill Maher then called the Republicans what they really are, “There’s no ideology here. It’s just about being a dick. Like last week when House Republicans voted to keep using Styrofoam in the cafeteria. Now most people avoid Styrofoam when they can, because not only is it non-biodegradable, it also poisons the food you put in it, or as Republicans call it, a win-win. But honestly, Democrats were trying to set a good environmental example by trading Styrofoam for a risky and untested technology called cardboard. I know. Needs more study, but Republicans blocked it by a vote of 178 to f**k you. F**k you. You want cups that don’t leech chemicals into your coffee? Na-na-na, poopy face. You can’t tell me what to do. Take that, knowing things.”

Maher concluded, “You’ll notice that the left doesn’t have any teen prodigies. You’re not going to find a 14 year old that can do Rachel’s show, but to do Hannity or Rush, it’s a very simple procedure. Step one, be a giant dick. Step two, there is no step two.”

Republican has devolved into being as selfish as possible. Their whole thought process seems to be centered on the assumption that if it is good for other people, it has to be bad for them. There is no real ideology behind their actions. Selfishness has become their ideology. They are a collective group of toddlers pointing at everything and screaming mine, mine, mine at the top of their lungs. They have devolved from mature conservative thought to the miseducated adolescent homeschoolers that they are at heart.

The left always makes the mistake of trying to talk to Republicans like they are adults. Liberals/progressives and Democrats have this idea that if they just explain the facts to conservatives and Republicans, we will all sit down and have a rational discussion about our differences as adults. Sadly, this is the exact opposite of what happens.

If the Democrats are going to successfully communicate with Republicans, the first thing that they have to do is treat them like the children that they are. One of President Obama’s mistakes after the 2010 election was that he tried to negotiate with children. Obama eventually learned to avoid the GOP’s temper tantrums that harm our country by making decisions without them.

The point is simple. Republicans are free to be dicks, but they shouldn’t be surprised when the American people grow tired of getting dicked over and vote them out of office.

17 Replies to “Bill Maher Calls Out Republicans for Being the Dicks That They Are”

  1. Bill nailed it! Button pushing bullshit just to get some folks riled up. Yeah, so easy a kid could do it.

    I think the Prez has went through a lot of growing pains in his first term. He has since learned that rational compromise is impossible with a bunch of cretinous slime balls.

  2. All a mature rational, sane, patriotic, adult can do is ignore those on the far right. I notice those who come here are as childish as a two year old. They’re not interested in having a decent conversation, in facts, in taking responsibility for the fact that they voted for GWB two times,or in facing reality. All they want to do is push their talking points and feel like they’re putting something over on the “libtards.” It’s no wonder PBO has had many leaders from other countries ask him what is wrong with the Republican Party.

  3. I agree with everything Bill said up until the final sentence. With the infusion of millions of dollars by the Koch brothers and other billionaires, (thank you, Umpire-in-Chief Justice Roberts) and the vast re-districting and voter disenfranchisement going on in the name of ‘voter fraud’, Obama will have a hard time getting re-elected.
    I fear for the USA, in that the rot is now so insidious. The country has swung so far to the right compared to the 1970s and the democrats seem to be useless in formulating and stating any opposition to what’s happening. In fact, they seem as bought and paid for by the corporations as the republicans.

  4. “Selfishness has become their ideology. They are a collective group of toddlers pointing at everything and screaming mine, mine, mine at the top of their lungs.”

    This is perfect. I have begun to wonder when the concept of “liberty” became a cover for a two-year old drumming his heels on the floor of a supermarket shrieking any of the following: “You’re not the boss of me!”, “It’s mine, and you can’t have it!”, or simply, “But I don’t wanna!”

    Don’t we begin trying to teach our offspring, hopefully before they bite a playmate, to share, to think about others, to get along with others, and so on?

    What is wrong with these people?

  5. hey george, two questions: first…who is bill “mayer”? second…have you seen mayer’s dick?

  6. Eh. The ones who come here for more than one or two posts are simply trolls. They’re more likely to be democrats enjoying getting a rise out of us by playing the other side than republicans trying to make a stand.

    Most republicans wouldn’t be able to read all of a single one of these articles without using coping mechanisms. Which some, granted, are. But most come here simply to poke the hornet’s nest with a giant stick and enjoy the chaos that ensues.

  7. Maher’s irreverence is off-putting sometime to this Southern Belle (tongue ‘n cheek) but I find his wit to be comforting as he really has a handle on issues (well, most of the time I agree). The point he calls them like he sees them and he manages to entertain while doing it.

    I bet at week’s pay (retired, don’t get paid) the GOP is hopping mad and ready to skewer Maher. The total of them don’t hold a candle to him.

  8. I emailed this to all my friends. Maher put into words what we’ve been saying all along. Watch yourself, Bill. If you didn’t have a target on your back before, you do now. The GOTP toddlers have their eyes on you.

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