Terrified of Hillary: Glenn Beck Thinks Clinton Will Claim to be a Lesbian to Win

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If you had any doubt as to the epistemic bubble in which the right wing breathe the recirculated air of other low information voters, this will fix it.

A foolish and misguided Glenn Beck said Hillary Clinton would announce she was a lesbian if she thought it would get her elected.

Watch here via Right Wing Watch:

Right wing pundits should always avoid issues involving women, gays, minorities, and anything involving science,medicine, or facts because look what happened when a host brought up gay marriage to Glenn Beck….

Open the doors to Sterling’s locker room and what do we find? Glenn Beck hee-hawing it up about Hillary Clinton being a lesbian because oh my god woman with power scary man lurks inside!

Glenn Beck opined, “What I heard you just say is that Hillary came out last year? Because I didn’t think that had officially…”

Insert locker room titter and the implied self congratulatory high fives endemic among the low level functioning set who find junior high mean girl behavior the height of wit.

“… I’m telling you, Hillary Clinton will be having sex with a woman on the White House desk if it becomes popular. She’ll be like, ‘Look, the arc of history wasn’t ready for a President to be a lesbian.'”

Hee haw y’all! SO FUNNY.

Glenn Beck is not only so fringe as to be fired from Fox News, but he is a pretty big leader among right wing thought, and he’s quoted by the mainstream media as if he’s a sane person of political insight. So his “thoughts” are to be taken somewhat seriously, apparently.

That’s fine, as his “thoughts” reflect a substantial number of Right wing politicians and their base (see their adoration for: Zimmerman, Putin, Cliven Bundy, et al).

The huge, gaping flaw in the hee-haw logic in which Beck froths his paranoid, Visine-assisted con game is that Hillary Clinton doesn’t need to pretend to be a lesbian to get elected. She’s already leading in every single poll against every single Republican. She’s got such a lead she’s taking a stab at the white vote and the Southern red state vote. Obama won in a landslide in 2012, and Hillary Clinton has an even bigger constituency waiting for her if she decides to run. So Glenn is totally wrong, but of course, you already knew this.

Beck is also wallowing in the right wing belief that things are so easy for the minorities they suppress. Oh, yes, the gays, they get it all! This goes along with the Right’s pained feelings of victimization that allow them to believe that Obama only won because he’s black. You see, the world is against bigoted whites and it’s so unfair.

Glenn Beck and the Right believe that Democrats only support gay rights because it’s cool. Nope. It got cool because people with no rights worked very hard for a long time to educate others. It took a lot of patience and time. Yes, “Hollywood” helped because “Hollywood” is a business community, not because it’s some left wing cabal set out to destroy America. No, “Hollywood” knows when things are ready to shift and they like to get there first. “Hollywood” didn’t make being gay okay. People have and are working hard to change the perception of the gay community, and Hollywood jumped on board because they love a money making trend.

The gay community doesn’t exactly enjoy the same rights as straight people yet, so contrary to Beck’s persecution complex, they are not only not a privileged group, but they are still being maligned by people like Glenn Beck who are so resentful that someone else might feel entitled to the same rights Glenn Beck feels entitled to.

Sure, Glenn Beck is a “clown”, but not really. The ugly, mean-spirited “humor” behind his attack on Hillary Clinton is the fodder that enables juvenile, embarrassing, parochial versions of sexism to continue unabated in the culture. Yes, she’s a powerful woman. No, that doesn’t mean she’s a “lesbian”. The right has been accusing Hillary Clinton of being a “lesbian” for twenty years now, apparently because she has power and they associate power with masculinity thus she must be a lesbian, even though lesbians are not necessarily masculine. (Stereotyping caught another one.)

News flash to the Right: A person need not be masculine in order to be powerful. A person might be feminine and powerful, as Hillary Clinton is in her crusade for the global protection of women and girls. Perhaps Glenn’s mistake is confusing “feminine” with “submissive doormat”.

All we can do is laugh at the confused, lost, weak man trying to demean a powerful, strong, globally well-loved woman who dominates not only this man, but his entire party.

Toss another peanut from the crazy gallery, Beck.

14 Replies to “Terrified of Hillary: Glenn Beck Thinks Clinton Will Claim to be a Lesbian to Win”

  1. Well I sure hope Hillary is elected President and I also hope they finally put Glenn Beck in an insane asylum.

  2. Team Hillary all the way…..Barack Obama started it and Hillary Clinton will end the GOP once and for all………happy days ahead.

  3. “The right has been accusing Hillary Clinton of being a “lesbian” for twenty years now, apparently because she has power and they associate power with masculinity…”
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    This is only part of the picture. They see Clinton as liberal, leftist, etc. That is, she is rejecting them and their right-wing beliefs. Which means she is rejecting their (gasp!) manhood! She must be a lesbian! Otherwise she would be falling all over herself to please them in all their right-wing masculine glory so as to win their approval and maybe even the chance to please them sexually.

  4. Glen Beck is nothing. His kind (Hanity, Limbaugh, Beck) they just shoot their mouths off to scam the public in thinking they have all the answers. They are sick little frighten men who rely on idiots from the right to keep them in the spotlight. They have no ideas about reality or anything else except what they have in their little minds. Which doesn’t mount to much. They are evil in every way shape or form. And we all know what God does to evil. At least we have that to look forward too.

  5. What is so funny about having sex in the Oval Office?
    I don’t think that was his joke I think it was a slap at Hillary inability to keep a her husband in rein or happy. Low blow, but if she can smile through Bills low class behavior what difference would Beck’s comments make?

  6. Beck’s commentaries are 3 parts delusional ranting, 2 parts sophistry, and 5 parts bombast and braggadocio. He is little more than a political televangelist — he routinely propagates baseless conspiracy theories, foments fear and hatred of those with whom he disagrees, and then claims to be the primary source of ideological salvation.

    In fact, Glenn’s primary objective is self-promotion, encouraging his listeners to buy his books and purchase products from companies with which he has a personal financial stake.

  7. I am following Hillary’s politics since early nineties and concluded that she is totally fake, horribly opportunist, don’t really believe in anything, and is a disgrace to all we liberals, but somebody should tell this idiot clown loud and clear that “Glen, you shut-up please”.

  8. I have no idea why Politicus USA censored my response to Mr. Tim Robbins comment? It is so sad to see “Real Liberal Politics” voice get involved in censorship business. I wrote, Hillary along with 79 other senators were stanched supporters of authorization of Bush/Chaney for invasion of Iraq and we all remember her “all of my conviction speech” in Senate floor prior to her vote for authorization. The 79 others now can claim that they were fooled by false information from White House concerning WMD, but Hillary can’t. She was for eight long years in WH with total access to intelligence info as her claimed co-president role, and she damn knew that there were no more WMD in Iraq while casted her vote for authorization. Her hands are as dirty as Bush/Chaney with bloods of a million Iraqis. Mr. Robbins how many more countries you want to see to be invaded and destroyed if you want her in WH?

  9. Glenn Beck shows his ignorance and his stupidity every time he opens his mouth! Does he still call himself a “Christian”? Alas, IMHO, it’s the “so-called Christian” (actually pseudo-Christian / hypocrite) that is guilty of this unwarranted ranting of lies and impure thoughts.

  10. Glenn Beck???? The only thing I can even think about him, is that he is one of those rainbow, coloured closest queens and the sooner he steps out and lets the sun shine on him, well the better for the rest of us. No disrespect intended.

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