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Joel McHale’s 10 Best Jokes At the White House Correspondents Dinner

Joel McHale had a real roller coaster ride at the White House Correspondents Dinner, but his jokes didn’t pull punches and definitely brought the funny.

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Here are McHale’s 10 best jokes:

1). Mr. President—or, as Paul Ryan would call you, another inner city minority taking advantage of the federal government to feed and house your family.

2). E is also home to the Kardashians, who are also Republicans, and I know that, because they’re always trying to screw black people.

3). CNN is desperately searching for something they’ve been missing for months: their dignity.

4). C-SPAN is like one of those Paranormal Activity movies. It’s just grainy shots of empty rooms interrupted by images of people you’re pretty sure died a few years ago.

5). As it stands right now, the Republican nominee will either be Jeb Bush, Rand Paul, or a bag of flour with Ronald Reagan’s face drawn on it.

6). Mitch McConnell said his number one priority was to get the president out of office. So Mitch, congrats on being just two years away from realizing your goal.

7). I am a big fan of that lesbian on MSNBC, Chris Hayes. He’s great.

8). At this point CNN is like the Radio Shack in a sad strip mall. You don’t know how it stayed in business this long. You don’t know anybody who shops there, and they just fired Piers Morgan.

9). The relationship between Washington and Hollywood has been a long and fruitful one. You give us tax credits for film and television production, and in return we bring much needed jobs to hard working American cities like Vancouver, Toronto, and Vancouver again.

10. It’s an honor to be here in Washington, D.C., the city that started the whole crack-smoking mayor craze.

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  • If there were ANY intelligent people on the so-called right, they would take heed. "Many a TRUE word is spoken in jest" The gop really needs to re-evaluate their stance on many issues. Benghazzi, Benghazzi, Benghazzi is a broken record. The dems should have a special investigation on the many invasions of Embassies during the gop reign when many more than 4 people were killed in each one. Exposing the criminal past of Issa would be a good place to start exposing the loons on the other side.

    • They should really have an investigation of what was the Bush administration's, via Karl Rove, treasonist outing of Valerie Plame. It is yaet untold how many American lives this endangered, or how many were lost from this act. Certainly this put our country years behind in its ability to penetrate and receive information from foreign countrys.

    • Yeah, because you want to hear WHAT EXACTLY? Guess they should have gotten a RWNJ comedian -

      OH, there is no such thing!

      Criminy, you are typical Repig, no sense of humor.

    • Charles and his repub. cohorts must have been rolling in the aisles at W's searching the Oval Office for WMD's. I am sure the parents and loved ones of the military members over there were not so amused. W found just as many WMD's in the Oval Office as were found in Iraq.

  • I was literally laughing out loud at most of Joel McHale's jokes at the WHCD, but did cringe at some of them. He definitely put it out there!

  • Aren't the Kardashian's something from Star Trek? You know, the Klingons, the Romulons and the Kardashians......LOL

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