Republican Challenging Primary Result Believes His Opponent Was Replaced By Body Double

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Republican House candidate Timothy Ray Murray is challenging the results of his primary election defeat because his believes his opponent (Rep. Frank Lucas) was executed in 2011 and has been replaced by a body double.

In a press release, Murray wrote:

The election for U.S. House for Oklahoma’s 3rd District will be contested by the Candidate, Timothy Ray Murray. I will be stating that his votes are switched with Rep. Lucas votes, because it is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about
Jan. 11, 2011.

This is a situation similar to the Senators’ from Kentucky situation in the 2012 election. I am contesting that this matter has happen since his election was blocked, because of the U.S. Defense Department’s use of Mr. Murray’s DNA. To my knowledge, the U.S. Defense Department has not released to the public that information, as it is their confidential information about many people. Congress is likely wanting me to state that all my DNA used will not result in benefits to people I have never had relations with of a family nature. I have been bound to protect that information unless it causes harm to The People.

When asked about Murray’s claims, Rep. Lucas (R-OK) delivered the quote of the year, “It does come as kind of a shock to read that you’re not you.”

Murray has run against Lucas in previous elections, but this is the first time that the Republican congressman has ever been accused of being a body double. This is a good reminder to all non-Republicans everywhere that there is a whole fleet of even crazier Republicans out there waiting to replace incumbents that you may think are too extreme.

Murray lost the primary to Lucas by a margin of 82%-5%, which proves that even in a dark red state like Oklahoma there is such a thing as being too crazy to be elected.

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22 Replies to “Republican Challenging Primary Result Believes His Opponent Was Replaced By Body Double”

  1. I’m telling you before it’s over the R’s are going to try to link Aliens and Roswell, and Area 51 to Democrats. I used to think that maybe that would be just good for a laugh. I am actually begining to think it’s not so far fetched.

    Obama is some kind of alien that was grown at Area 51. Then unleashed by the godless liberal hoards to use mind control and subvert the american people into enslavement by his minions.

    I mean when your at the body double stage, it’s not to far off. Wow.

  2. In heavens name – where do they find these people?

    They are all batshit crazy, can you imagine them governing the country?

  3. This would be funny if it wasn’t so unbelievably stupid. Plus we have to blame Reagan for closing all the nut houses.

  4. It’s a cinch that Murray could not be replaced by a brain double. Nobody is as stupid as this guy.

  5. So now republicans are seeing dead people.. Excuse but ROFLMAO!!!! Bwaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaa!!!!

    Neither Jon Stewart or Sephen Colbert could make up anything nearly as funny as this.

    Unbelievable LOl

  6. These people are clearly dangerous to our Country. Can you imagine what they would do to our Country should they happen to get elected.

  7. Why, we’ve got the largest imaginations in the nation, in public office here in OKie and we’ve also got..uh oh, just spotted acouple a wild hogs fly past my window! Gotta’ git a pikcha’!!

  8. There have always been whack-jobs throwing their hats into the political ring, but until the lunatic fringe who call themselves the Tea Party crawled out from the woodwork, these delusional crackpots had not been given ‘the blessing of legitimacy’ by party leaders.

  9. What you’re thinking may not be so far out there for RWers, Huckleberry, especially since Gohmert has already made the terror baby claim. Anderson Cooper made him pay for that one!

  10. From 2010 til this last year, I kind of enjoyed the crazy and laughed at it. Then the extreme crazies began winning, and I realized, we have more crazy out there than just a handfull. This is not funny anymore, and getting downright scary. This asshat and his claims, and the claims that some guy offed himself because his candidate’s opponent won is getting too twilight zone, even for the crazies in the Liptonite gang.

  11. …let’s start a list of Republican Tenets in the Real World…
    1)Insanity
    2)Incompetency
    OK, I started it…the list DON’T have to end at 10…lol

  12. I feel like I’m reading a comic book. Could you imagine these people running our country? The scary part is that they have support! I think they all have lead poisoning…
    I thought ” I am not a witch” Christine O’Donnell was bad, or ” you all look more like Asian people to me than Hispanic ” Sharon Angle….vote, vote people and make sure your liberal friends vote!

  13. The only difference between Texas and Oklahoma is at least Oklahoma tries t limit the insanity and that aint saying much. SMDH

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