Sarah Palin Puts McConnell On Notice And Places Republicans On The Path To Destruction

Sarah Palin

And now, for the country’s post blood bath amusement, former Vice-Presidential-candidate-half-term-governor-turned-reality-TV-wannabe Sarah Palin (R-AK) has taken this moment of victory for her party and made it all about her. With an eye on the blessing of a two year gravy train as the official Republican Party troll, Palin put the GOP on notice; she’ll be watching them. They better put up or shut up.

Palin lectured Republicans on governing, because in the scant two years that she served in Alaska, she became an expert on governing — in between dodging ethics violations. She threatened Republicans that conservatives voted against dysfunction and lack of leadership when they voted for the very folks who were creating dysfunction and failing to lead (best keep an eye on McConnell and Boehner lest they quit midway through their terms). From her Facebook Bunker, the Tea Party Grizzly issued her demands:

Now, new Republican Congressional majority in the House and Senate, please realize that Americans were not necessarily voting FOR any party; they were voting AGAINST the continued dysfunction and corruption in D.C. We the People were saying, “enough is enough” to the scandals, crony capitalism, and utter lack of leadership in Washington.

Please no corruption! If there is one thing Sarah Palin can’t stand, it’s corruption. That is why she had taxpayer funded state employees sending letters to the editor for “citizens” in her defense on work time. The Lord hates losers almost as much as he hates those who don’t know how to take what’s theirs, like an exiting governor who smartly sets up a new film subsidy that pays a lot of money for certain kinds of reality TV shows. God Bless America.

Palin warned the GOP that if they don’t want to get “mauled”, they had best not retreat! Yes, unlike the last time they held the Senate, they must fight for “limited government” like the socialization of oil company profits she did in Alaska. The people love their oil checks and it’s really only socialism if you attach a Democrat to it. When Republicans do it, it’s patriotic freedom. Also, God loves oil!

If they don’t fight for this hazy “limited government” (she’d better hope they don’t cut funding to her “reality” TV shows), Palin is going to make sure the Tea Party holds them accountable (insert a wincing McConnell swatting a gnat toward Boehner):

The Democrats got mauled today, deservedly so. To prohibit that from happening to the GOP in 2016, it must learn the lesson from the last time Republicans held the Senate majority. This time they must not retreat, and it’s our responsibility to hold them accountable. Will they fight for reform that aligns with the limited government planks of the Republican platform, or will they return to the big government cronyism and status quo favored by the permanent political class? Will they drain the swamp or decide the D.C. cesspool is really just a jacuzzi they can’t wait to jump on into and shake us off?

Guess who is going to not vote Republican if McConnell doesn’t immediately start doing some things up in the Senate? Oh, just Palin and her Tea Cult:

If GOP leadership returns to business as usual, then this majority will be short lived, for We the People say, “once bitten, twice shy.”

As the most hated politician in America, Sarah Palin feels very comfortable speaking for We the People.

But if there is one thing Sarah Palin loves more than socialism, it’s Barack Obama. Palin loves to copy Obama since the Secret Service won’t let her near him, so she warned McConnell et al that they didn’t build this. “This” is the “commonsense conservative grassroots” whom Palin holds in her pocketbook, and they expect results:

So, establishment types, remember that you didn’t build this! This majority that swept you into power tonight is thanks to the rank and file commonsense conservative grassroots. That’s who built it. And they expect results. They deserve the best for America.

For the next two years, Sarah Palin is going to be trolling Republicans from her Facebook and Youtube bunkers. So as Boehner tries to steer the Mad Hatters in the House and McConnell wrestles with the “Wacko Birds” in the Senate, Palin will be there egging the Tea Party jihads on. There will be no mercy. There will be no pragmatism. Palin needs attention and money, and now that Republicans have power, the Palin Tea Reign of Terror has begun. A fie upon you “establishment types!”

Today the Tea Party Queen brought you a prezzie for putting up with her for six long years. Sarah is trolling the GOP for the country. A wily Palin is going to make some bank off of the inevitable Republican failures and civil wars that she will do all in her power to incite and irritate until they implode. A girls gotta eat.

Democrats are out of power in Congress, so they can sit back and laugh as Palin eggs the Republicans into destroying their 2016 chances. Yes, 2016 is a different map, one that favors Democrats as 2014 favored Republicans. But Palin won’t care about that.

Every party has their dedicated trolls, and I’m guessing Sarah Palin is just getting warmed up to her shiny chance to be relevant again. It’s actually kind of sweet, because for the first time, she’ll be doing the country a solid as she finishes off what she started.

66 Replies to “Sarah Palin Puts McConnell On Notice And Places Republicans On The Path To Destruction”

  1. Good, maybe Pres. Obama can catch a break from this woman’s incessant word salad rants. To the Republicans, well, you built her…

  2. A party divided cannot stand! The GOP is not united. They are divided into two sectors: the establishment and the teabaggers! Sarah and Ted Crux are going to cause a great implosion!!

  3. Not only do I like this article, I love this article – sit back, pop some popcorn and enjoy the Palin pitbull going after McConnell and Boehner.

  4. She and her advisers, LLCs, “postage,” however she uses her slush fund PAC, have been trolling anti-Palin sites for years.

    No one is scared of you, $arah, you may think you’re Queen Esther reincarnated, but you’re nothing but a quitting, grifting coward with a potty mouth. DC is going to have to answer to you? I’m sure they’re shaking in their boots and losing sleep over it.

    You Betcha.

  5. And palin will turn her back on corporate socialism because she will be getting checks in the mail to shut her up

  6. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

    What is Silly Sarah going to do to Mitch!?

    Nothing!!! He just got another 6 years!

    Mitch is the second most powerful man in the country, Sarah is a nobody.

    Mitch’s understanding of politics is brilliant, nefarious, but brilliant.

    Mitch understands that the American people blame congress for government shutdowns ie republicans but blame the President for any gridlock. ie Obama and the D’s. Fair or unfair, right or wrong thems the facts.

    A distinction Silly Sarah and Ted Cruz don’t get.

  7. the backstory is, any compromise with the prez or any dem, will be construed as a serious violation of the gop/tp. ye shall not be a statesman, but a fascist at all times….

  8. Mitch just got his dream job, he’s not going to let the teabaggers screw anything up. He will govern and work with the democrats. Teabaggers will be scorn in the corner crying once again! Mitch will be willing and dealing with his fellow GOPers and dems to get bills pushed through. He’ll throw some nonsense up that he knows the President will veto just for show! I’m sure they’ll be legislation we won’t be to fond of go through as well!

  9. Oh that’s a hallmark sign of something her staff wrote … something that is coherent. Been that way for years.

    And by the way, how many times is the Bagger Coalition going to threaten to walk away from the mean ol’ GOP before they actually do it?

    Dooooo eeeeeet, Tundra Twit!!

  10. The R’s are leading the charge.

    The eastern world, it is exploding
    Violence flarin’, bullets loadin’
    You’re old enough to kill, but not for votin’
    You don’t believe in war, but what’s that gun you’re totin’
    And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin’

    But you tell me
    Over & over & over again, my friend
    Ah, you don’t believe
    We’re on the eve
    of destruction.

    Don’t you understand what I’m tryin’ to say
    Can’t you feel the fears I’m feelin’ today?
    If the button is pushed, there’s no runnin’ away
    There’ll be no one to save, with the world in a grave

    Think of all the hate there is in Red China
    Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama
    You may leave here for 4 days in space
    But when you return, it’s the same old place
    The poundin’ of the drums, the pride and disgrace
    You can bury your dead, but don’t leave a trace
    Hate your next-door neighbor, but don’t forget to say grace
    And, tell me over & over & over & over again, …

  11. Sarah Palin/ SarahPAC gave $5000.00 to Senator Pat Toomey (R-PA) in 2010 to help him when the US Senate seat. Sen. Toomey nominated Matthew Brann to be a federal district judge in Williamsport, PA in 2012. Federal District Judge Matthew Brann accepted a case from Federal District Judge Timothy Burgess of Alaska involving SarahPAC attorney John Tiemessen and his law firm who had Shawn and Craig Christy illegally indicted for phone calls. Judge Brann was an officer in the PA Republican Party who helped Sen. Toomey get elected with SarahPAC money and will protect Tiemessen to pay back Sen. Toomey for his nomination and a possible future political career. Judge Brann just had a Judicial Misconduct filed on him today. http://shawnchristypoliticalprisoner.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2014-01-01T00:00:00-05:00&updated-max=2015-01-01T00:00:00-05:00&max-results=14

  12. Tundradunce is so fascinated with herself and her (non-existent) fabulosity that she seems to have forgotten that she was not welcome at the GOP convention in 2012 and that no one gives even a tiny rat poop what she “thinks” about anything (except for her drooling cultists).

    Any republican that won in this election did it without her help or in spite of her prancing and strutting.

    She has not the slightest idea that actual busy people are not setting aside time in their day to read her turgid, ghost-written bloviatings.

  13. Just reviewing the counties in Ky that went for Mitch and Grimes. My home town, a college town went for Grimes and all local dems won :)…where I live now she lost by roughly by 300 votes but the county went for all local dems…

  14. that woman needs to be locked up! sooner then later! please is she really THAT nuts? YES YES AND YES

  15. Right Said Fred!! There is nothing worse than an insane person drunk with power. These Bat Guano Ga Ga Tea Baggers will push too far and hurt even more Americans.

  16. So now we have a coven of crazy GOP witches, Palin, Bachmann and Ernst. I’m so glad I’ve lived long enough to see and hear this trio! Of course, we’ll also get to see them duke it out because they’ll each try to out-crazy the other two. BRING ‘EM ON!

  17. Many conservatives are fearful that McConnell, Boehner etc. are so tainted with the cronyism of DC that they may only pay lip service to conservative principles that were the foundation of the remarkable result on Tuesday. The result was not about DC congressional leadership, but grassroots ground games that saw record numbers of R’s elected to state houses, governors, as well as house and senate races federally. Conservatives want to see DC power devolved to state houses with decisions made locally. This fight for the heart and soul of the nation is far from over … progressive top down government policies and suffocating regulations need to be eradicated. Tuesday’s result is only a good first step if R’s continue to highlight the destructive policies of the left and offer and explain conservative solutions that will ultimately restore the nation to its best.

  18. Anyone who thinks that voting for a president every 4 years is the extent of voting responsibly is a total and complete idiot. The fact is that the elections below the presidential level matter even more because the folks elected have a much more immediate and direct impact on our day-to-day living. The only excuses for not voting are being disabled in some way or being subjected to voter suppression. Too many Americans seem incapable of learning from even recent history. As for Palin, I don’t find her even remotely funny. That’s because the anti-intellectualism she embodies is embedded in the GOP and is dangerous.

  19. That whole thing she does…trying to sound like someone who knows what she’s talking about and like she’s a governor or something. Oh yeah..she QUIT she’s a BUM making millions with shear SHRILL! She just spews idiocrity! The only ones who love this kind of stupid meaningless crap and get excited over are the incredibly ignorant people such as herself and family. And that’s all she’s gotta do for the racist bigots gun loving bible thumping pretend xtians who know nothing about nothing except this womans face and her anger toned screaches…to get excited. They have no life. Just incredible what people find in this sorry excuse of a woman. She is not worth the time of day. Are you there reading this sarah? Or are you too froze to read today? sheeze..what a fricken loser that woman is. As if the RW will jump now because the Ignorant One has spoken! Yeah, okay. Death panels anyone? No, but the GOP will make sure you got one now. Everthing they accused this president of they are doi…

  20. Dont know much about the government do you? Just get here from Backwardistan? You dont vote on legislation to shut down the govenrment. You get others to NOT vote on continuing the governments paying the bills.

    Please do not post again until you understand how government works

    The rest of your post is childish and shows a complete lack of knowledge

  21. So the republiocans who vote republican because they always have dont count either? This has went on since the 1800’s. For godsa sake man stop showing your lack of education

    Obama didnt divide the country. You did

  22. And please tell us what are the republican issues that helps the average American. You haven’t even looked at the crosstabs on who voted but I am here to tell you. Older white Americans who watches fox. They voted on fear. You people have no agenda for the future other than destroying what was the middle class, civil rights for all and denying reality. You won I grant you that but you won on idiocy

  23. Sarah Palin’s documented socialism is “tabloid” nonsense? LOL.

    The Palin cult is so stupid. That’s an actual policy, Lost One. Whereas your drivel is nothing but your opinion. The “millions” that fund Palin aren’t that many since she polls lowest of any politician in America. Your fail is so hard.

  24. If find it so funny you libs and your hatred for this WOMAN. Like it or not speech is still free despite the Big 0 in the white house.

    It is incredibly clear where the war on women is actually waged from….and it is not on the right side of the aisle. If she were a democrat you all would worship at her feet. Just business as usual for you progressives…if a minority or woman disagrees with your opinion demonize, name call and marginalize….
    the voters spoke loud and clear….I think your game is up.

  25. LOL! Yes free speech is still free, and we are free to l;augh at people like you who defend this money scarfing maniac, as well as laugh at her too. Have you sent her your check yet? She may need new furniture

    No, no one would worship at her feet like you do from the left. We at least recognize stupidity when we see it. And boy is she it.

    Yes, palin is part of the war on women. She is against women every step of the way

  26. It’s sad that the republican think they can do a better job. The united states has been in trouble before Obama became president. It seem as if they are upset people poor have Healthcare and the rich are paying higher taxes. Now they are in the back room plotting on how to kill off poor with no Healthcare and how to stop paying taxes. The republican are going to let the people know how they truly feel they held there has tightfor a couple of year. The poor,Middle class,minorities hold on for downward side. In reality whatever Obama said or did it wouldn’t be like because he is black man. Democratic secretly know that’s the real issue. Because he is well educated. Poor little Sarah Palin still trying to fit in where she not wanted by her own peers. Wow!!!! I can’t believe we live in the 21st century I thought we were in the 50……….Good luck republicans in trying to change the world you’ll are going to be srrprise.

  27. Examples dumbass. I could give you what rethugs did when they had total power. The Iraq war or was you to busy sucking on your mommas teat to notice?

  28. The Liberals pay for things??? You can’t REALLY be that Obama-blind, can you? I mean, you HAVE seen the staggering increase in the deficit, haven’t you?

    Frankly, it’s the blind liberalism and hatefulness (from the party of tolerance – har) that cost you the mid-terms:

    “The electorate may have been slightly older and whiter than in 2012, but those changes aren’t as impactful as the overall shift to the GOP. Republicans picked up double-digit percentage gains in the 18-29YO demo and the Latino demo, and eight points among African-Americans. Asian-Americans moved significantly to the GOP over 2012, and even over 2010. Republicans even improved 10% among those earning under $50K, which should have Democrats very worried, and among women, independents, seniors, and so on.”

    Read that passage again. And again until it sinks in. Then you’ll truly understand why the GOP regained control.

  29. The deficit has almost been cut in half.

    I think you mean debt. Are you blaming Obama for spending? You might want to look at who controls the purse. The republicans. Look mat the 2 wars, look at the tax drops. Thats where your increase comes from.

    Why do you come here and make such a fool of yourself?

  30. Hey dumbass did you idiots pay for the Iraq war? Did you pay for the tax cuts for the rich? Did you pay for medicare part D? Tell me this idiot did your man god ray gun ever pay for any of his programs?

  31. Actually spending isn’t “controlled” by republicans. It’s controlled by Congress. So if you are blaming them now, then don’t forget to blame them when the liberals had control of both the house and senate in Bush 2’s final 2 years and Obama’s first 2 years – which by the way, that’s just about the time the deficit… AND the debt… rose sharply.

    The fact of the matter is both parties suck at spending. In fact, it’s been said time and again that the only difference between republicans and democrats is how they spend your tax dollars.

    Sorry to pull back that curtain on your blissful ignorance. You can go back to sleep now.

  32. Again dumbass when Obama took office he paid for your misadventures in Iraq and your tax cuts for the rich. Like I said you were sucking on your mommas teat at that time that’s why you have amnesia

  33. Very well, the spending isnt controlled by the republicans in Congress. Bush didnt start 2 needless wars and drop income into the government producing a giant debt and Reagan didnt run from the middle east

    Obama’s first 2 years, when the Bush wars were put into budget for the first time. Gosh.

  34. Actually spending has been lower under Obama since…. I don’t know but the Google is your friend dumbass
    Under President Obama, spending has increased only 1.4% annually, the lowest rate since Eisenhower was president.

    You may have heard critics say that President Obama is spending money wildly and running up our debt. According to this article from Forbes, Obama has increased spending by 1.4% annually, far less than President Reagan (8.7%) or George W. Bush (8.1%). In fact, Obama has increased spending less than any president since Eisenhower.
    http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/05/24/who-is-the-smallest-government-spender-since-eisenhower-would-you-believe-its-barack-obama/

    Wow!!! How does it feel to go through life ignorant? I would like to know

  35. There’s no way Palin would give up the income she currently gets from the teatards for a lousy $400,000 plus $50,000 expenses. That’s not even enough for her PAC’s postage. [wink]

  36. THEY STOLE THIS ELECTION and yo know it. They harassed & denied millions the right to vote -mainly AA and minorities. You Have nothing to be proud of. Your party is a disgrace to America and its people. Unless you’re a corporation–because remember according to your party their people too–tell me exactly what they’ve done for you. NOTHING and NOTHING more for the next 2 years just like the last 6!!! Thats who stole and will steal more of our democracy YOU & the GOP! So spare us your insane bs. THE GOP SHUT THE GOVT DOWN!! LIARs! Do you think we cant see and hear for ourselves. Fact. We are not fox viewers! People who listen to fox& the GOP are thee most uninformed LIARS and so full of it its not funny! CHEAP LABOR CONSERVATIVES. Bush/gop gave us this deficit so shop lying. Your war based on lies letting Americans die. That was the GOP not us!

  37. If she was a democrat i would so not like her even more and would be embarassed. And would be likerWTF has become of us with this money grubbing ignoramous who charged wonen for rape kits! Yeah there’s the RW’s idea of a lady! Pathetic

  38. If you seriously believe Simple Sarah has been right about anything, you are as delusional as she is. She’s a sore loser who is still bitter about the fact that she and McCain lost in 2008, and she has always hated President Obama. Besides, she quit the most important job she ever had in politics, because she found that being a grifter of gullible folks like you was much more profitable. Not to mention that she was under investigation in Alaska at the time McCain picked her as his running mate. It was the Republicans in her state who targeted her for her ethical lapses while she was governor, so chew on that.

  39. …Proud to..Yes your proud to half as smart as $carah..that makes your IQ at about 41.5…Deal with it…People like you are what is wrong with this nation.

  40. ..She has always been right about Obama”…NO she has NOT! Not ONE DANMED TIME!! What kind of idiot would even think that?!? You should be locked up WITH that stupid harpy! There is NO way you are EVERR going to convince any SANE person of that load of crap but in REALITY you’re only trying to convince your self, WE are not that gullible, YOU are a joke.

  41. War, what is it good for? Absolutley. War…god God…what is it good for? Good for nothing but the undertaker.

  42. You do realize that Palin has been the best Democratic undercover agent in the 21st century…We, the Evil Liberals, hired her about the same time we continued Ms. Coulter’s contract to behave in such bizarre ways as to totally discredit the conservative movement.

    Working, too.

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