Fox News Host Says America “Saved The Planet” By Using Snipers And Invading Other Countries


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During Sunday morning’s broadcast of Fox & Friends, co-host Charles Payne outlandishly claimed that the United States “saved the planet” and moved a billion people into the middle class by engaging in war across the globe. Payne made his statements during a discussion with his fellow hosts over the controversial film American Sniper and comments made by filmmaker Michael Moore and former Vermont Governor Howard Dean. Payne, along with Tucker Carlson and Anna Kooiman, took umbrage with vocal criticism of the film that has come from the left while also taking the opportunity to bathe themselves in the red, white and blue.

Kooiman was the first to display her righteous indignation as she attacked Dean for remarks he made during his appearance Friday on Real Time with Bill Maher. The former head of the Democratic National Committee said that much of the success of American Sniper is due to the Tea Party, “”I bet you if you look at a cross-section of the Tea Party and people who go see this movie, there’s a lot of intersection.” Kooiman retorted back, “Damn right, we’re angry!” She then brought up Moore’s comments about snipers being cowards, pointing out he brought Jesus into the conversation while also stating sniper Chris Kyle was in Iraq to defend our Marines.


Carlson then chimed in, criticizing Moore for referencing Christian values when it comes to war and killing people. The conservative pundit wanted to know why Moore never brings up Jesus when it comes to abortion or gay marriage. (It could be that Jesus never actually commented on either of those two subjects.) He then whined about the “Christian left” and how “boy are they annoying.”

This led to Payne jumping in with an ignorant spiel to end all ignorant spiels. The Fox business analyst explained how America invading other countries and using snipers to protect American lives ended up improving the economic situations of a billion people.

“When Michael Moore and these guys make these kinds of comments, it takes it completely out of context. It’s a pretty simple thing, you watch the movie, he saved American lives. And he went through a tough struggle to do it, but it was a job that had to be done. Look at the death toll that we had protecting people in a different country because that’s what America does. We’ve been the world’s policeman, and guess what’s happened over the time we’ve become the world’s policeman. A billion people in other countries have moved into the middle class.

We had India on TV earlier. If it wasn’t for Americans dying around the world, the rest of the world would be in abject poverty. We have saved the planet, and if we go away as America’s (sic) policeman, it’s going to be hell to pay for everyone.”

Rather than scratch their heads and wonder just what the hell Payne was talking about, his co-hosts heartily agreed with him. Apparently, per Fox News, the United Stated invading Iraq and Chris Kyle picking off Iraqis in the street has helped India’s economy and brought their people out of poverty.

Below is video of the segment, courtesy of Raw Story:


22 Replies to “Fox News Host Says America “Saved The Planet” By Using Snipers And Invading Other Countries”

  1. No, we didn’t save the planet.

    We made things worst. It doesn’t help when morons like them push the idea of this bull crap as legitimate ideals.

  2. So following and extending their logic, America’s war in Iraq and America’s use of snipers is why the American middle class is dwindling by making it safer and thereby more profitable for American businesses to send American manufacturing and other American jobs over seas.

    What a great patriotic theory, it mentions America and American six times![wink]

  3. If we could actually lift a billion people out of poverty by murdering a single innocent person, it would still be wrong to do it. As it is, we have murdered over a hundred million and enriched only the rich.

  4. I tweeted that unmercifully yesterday. Asking her to wear dark nylons and a nurses uniform. Thanking Ailes for providing us with uncensored nudity on public TV. etc etc

  5. Is the tea party copy editing you?

    tuck umbrage with criticism of the film and that has come from the left and took the opportunity bathe themselves in the red, w

  6. I assume that she crossed her legs, not because that was lady like.

    If she didn’t do that, the FCC would of been all over them for indecent exposure and really, who wants to see blondie’s unshaven cookie on National TV?

  7. I suppose her peep-a-boo dress will keep viewers watching her legs and not the acres of bull manure those male parasites were spreading. Disgusting for a “news show”. Wake up people.

  8. A. Am I to understand it was confirmed she had no panties?

    B. Was it confirmed said “cookie” was hirsute?

    C. What is the fetish these days for female crotch-shaving? It seems awfully as if there are those who get off on feeling like they’re fingering a little girl’s tweet.

  9. Oh.. where is that damn sarcasm tag when I need it.

    That was whole point of that, reynardine. I thought it sounded funny.

  10. It takes a special kind of stupid to fall behind the kind of logic that snipers and the people they protect are directly responsible for, let’s just pull BILLION out our butts, out of poverty and into, let’s also pull the ‘middle class’ out of our butts for more tingled, and roll it all together for a Faux Noise rah-rah-rah, USA, USA, USA. I wonder how the ancestors of Faux Noise watchers felt about British snipers during the Revolutionary War. Whose heroes were they?

  11. Here I go again!! stating the obvious, FUX news is nothing but brainless GIMMICKS! see when ALL your selling is HATE, LIES, RACISM, BIGOTRY and corporate americans version of “AMERICA’s biggest DUMBASS” using half dressed blonde bimbo’s and a few TOKEN minorities pulls in our typically senior citizen, poor caucasian male and the republican caucasian stepford wife! Oh I forgot! according to Head bimbo, megyn kelly, JESUS was a white guy! LOL enough said.

  12. Wonder what Huckabee thought of the blonde’s legs showing up to her shoulders? Better than Beyonce’s!

  13. COOL!

    We now have Sarah Palin’s speechwriter trolling this blog.

    (What’s Sister Sarah’s favorite dressing to go with all her word salads?)</em

  14. reynardine, yes and I can think of two brothers right now that need to be terminated. Get rid of those despots and de-fund the Reich Wing and we will have the liberty that these ReichWing morons crow about.

  15. Claudia..dig your handle there. Because no matter how blatantly sexual any conservative female or male is they believe it’s just fine because they think they are beyond having any responsibility or accountability to anuone but themselves. The Fox News Bimbettes along with $carah Paylin and those toxic harpies Coultergheist and MichHell Mouthin(Malkin) could go full on nude and the Conservatives (even the BuyBull thumpers would claim “Liberal Bias” or The Liberals are just jealous because our women are so much hotter bullcrap. Or even the over the top stupid of claiming that “Liberals hijacked our video feed and used HollyWood socialist commie pinko fag video altering software and removed their clothing themselves” because the Left is “perverted and sexually obsessed”…yeah..right! unlike your purity that is only a perception you Reich Wing goons.

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