In Effort To Reinvent The GOP Jeb Bush Hires Woman Hating Gay Bashing Techie

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Apologies in advance for the less than family fare to follow. It is a fact of modern day political reporting that covering Republicans means violating decency.

Andrew Kaczynski at BuzzFeed busted a new Jeb Bush techie hire for deleting old tweets soon after Time first spilled the hire beans on Monday.

Ethan Czahor has been hired by a Republican who clearly didn’t vet him first or didn’t care (Sen. John McCain redux), so you can guess the nature of the tweets. Female art majors are sluts, but science majors are uglier sluts, gay men want him at the gym, and an array of general disrespect for women typically found on total-losers-who-can’t-get-a-woman’s Twitter accounts.

Ethan Czahor, co-founder of the now defunct Hipster.com, has been hired by former Governor of Florida and brother to the guy who crashed the economy after invading Iraq on a lie, Jeb Bush.

Here are reportedly a few of his tweets from BuzzFeed:

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Okay, and just so you know, Ethan really hates how everyone wants him including not just the ugly sluts but the gays. This is why he burps at the gym:

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Then we got a few tweets that reveal the inner workings of Ethan’s sex life, in which he believes that all women fake it:

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That’s just a taste, BuzzFeed has more in case you haven’t eaten yet. All of this is to say that there is obviously no Republican war on women; Rather, there is a Republican war on decency and humanity, which has caused a regression back to frat party days for too many Republicans.

This explains the failure to vet. Or perhaps not. Jeb is a Bush, after all, and they are not known for their careful thinking or good judgment. Perhaps he’s carrying on his brother’s legacy.

This Ethan guy is the new chief technology officer for Jeb Bush’s Right to Rise PAC to run for President of the United States. Maybe he’ll get a job in the White House if Bush wins! That would be fun. Republicans “pal around” with the best people.

Update 10:22 PM: He deleted them because he no longer finds them funny. So there:

18 Replies to “In Effort To Reinvent The GOP Jeb Bush Hires Woman Hating Gay Bashing Techie”

  1. Clearly just another clueless republican male… not surprised. The gotp “autopsy” seems to have fallen by the wayside. They never learn or listen.

  2. Lol, this will be just one of the many missteps along the way to the “What went wrong?” post mortem analysis poor Jeb’s going to have to endure after he loses badly.

  3. Fun Fact……no Republican has been elected to the whitehouse since 1928 without a Nixon or a Bush on the ticket.

  4. It’s the old John Cleese thing. One cannot know how stupid they are if they’re too stupid to know how stupid they are.

    I’ve never seen a party so adept at shooting themselves in the foot repeatedly and learning nothing from it, a party who will, by whatever means, find the most destructive thing they could do to themselves and utterly fail to see how destructive it is.

    I mean, WHO in their right mind would hire this guy?

  5. So, basically, gays don’t burp? Because that’s the only plausible explanation for thinking burping means I’m not gay.

  6. So, if he has sex before Lindsay Lohan dies, wouldn’t that make it that she died from having sex with him? Who wants to be known as the guy women die from having sex with? Sooner or later, it becomes she died just to get away from his awful sex.

  7. This kid fancies himself a comedian. He’s no more crude than, say, @jennyjohnsonhi5 who admittedly makes me laugh out loud. The difference is that Jenny is a comedian of sorts and this kid is in the political arena. Very different situations.
    Perhaps he should have vetted himself BEFORE Jeb and the public vetted him. It’ll be interesting to see if he keeps his new job.

  8. Eisenhower/Nixon ’53 – ’61
    Nixon/Agnew ’69-’73
    Nixon/unelected Ford ’73-’74
    unelected Ford/unelected Rockefeller ’74-’77
    Reagan/Bush ’81-’93
    appointed Bush/Chaney ’93-’01

    There isn’t one with initials MLK, so please educate yourself

  9. Totally untrue.
    1) King was critcal of Barry Goldwater for his lack of support for the Civil Rights Movement.
    2) King barnstormed for the election of LBJ to the White House.
    3) King never openly endorsed either Republicans or Democrats because the southern members of both parties were full of racists.
    4) Reagan handed the Republican Party to the dixicrats who felt betrayed by nothern democrats for passing the civil rights act.

    Try factchecking before spreading falsehoods. I am giving you the benefit of the doubt that you are ignorant rather than being willingly ignorant.

  10. Jeb is supposed to be the “smart one” in the family. What does that require, an I.Q. higher than room temperature? In the photo, his eyes look just like Walker from Wisconsin, completely devoid of LIFE. Just like a dead fish.

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