Duck Dynasty Star Fantasizes About Rape And Murder Of Atheist Family At Prayer Breakfast

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At a Friday prayer breakfast in Vero Beach, Florida, Duck Dynasty star, Phil Robertson gave a truly bizarre speech where he fantasized aloud about an atheist family being raped, tortured, and murdered. Robertson, the reality TV star turned right-wing folk hero, was trying to expound upon the dangers of atheism at the prayer breakfast. Robertson’s tirade against atheism took a bizarre turn, however, as his speech turned into a gruesome, macabre tale. Robertson told the audience a graphic morality play, as follows:

I’ll make a bet with you. Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now is it dude?’

Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if this [sic] was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We’re sick in the head, have a nice day.

Robertson was attempting to point out the dangers of atheism, but instead he revealed his own depravity. For a religious fundamentalist like Phil Robertson, God is needed to prevent men from raping, torturing and killing their fellow human beings.

Perhaps that is the only thing stopping Robertson from committing rape and murder, as evidenced by his barely concealed glee in describing the fate of the atheist family. However, what Robertson fails to grasp is that for many atheists, secular humanists, mainstream Christians, and sensible people of all faiths, the threat of burning in hell is not necessary to deter us from raping and killing our fellow human beings. He may need the threat of eternal damnation from a cosmic being, to prevent him from acting on his most base impulses, but most people in the world don’t.

Rather than prove his point about the dangers of atheism, the Duck Commander instead illustrated the sick mindset of fire and brimstone religious fundamentalists. Mr. Robertson would do better to keep his twisted pornographic fantasies about atheists being raped and murdered to himself. If that is his idea of how to conduct himself at a prayer breakfast, he will create more converts to atheism than he will for his cruel brand of  graphic, self-righteous Christianity.

98 Replies to “Duck Dynasty Star Fantasizes About Rape And Murder Of Atheist Family At Prayer Breakfast”

  1. I can see why he’s such a hero to the right wing Talibangelicals. He sounds like he is certifiably criminally insane. Phil and Rick Santorum would make a good pair for the GOP presidential nomination.

  2. Of course, if these home intruders believed God wanted them to rape and torture this family–à la ISIS or LRA–what’s to say they’re wrong?

  3. Someone should get a video of this slovenly piece of dirt and have all the major news channels show it, not just Fox, but ALL of the 3 major networks, then link it to the GOP.

    Of course, that will never happen.

  4. Murder Rape and Pillage: Deuteronomy 20:10-14 KJV

    10 When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim peace unto it.

    11 And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be, that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee.

    12 And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it:

    13 And when the Lord thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword:

    14 But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the Lord thy God hath given thee.

  5. At a prayer meeting? For crap’s sake, these people are ignorant fools. It’s asswipes like this dope that are turning people to atheism every day.

    Please proceed, you ugly little pissant.

  6. When Pres. Obama talked about the Crusades the teabaggers had a shit hemorrhage. How the hell does this fly?

  7. Robertson is such a good Christian(sarcasm truly intended) Like ALL of the religious right he never practices what he preaches. He just bigoted hypocritical, uneducated buffoon! PS his shows sucks too!

  8. What an idiot. Just because you don’t believe in God does not mean you don’t believe in right and wrong. He can’t even preach properly.

  9. After he told this story, one of the good Christians at the prayer breakfast stood and asked, “Phil, could you go back to the part about raping the daughters again?”

  10. if true, this is one of the most evil things I have ever heard. I only have this to say to him (and anyone who supports or defends him): GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN.

  11. Well you sick bible thumping asswipe just try and torture and rape and kill this atheist and I’ll jerk a knot in your hairy scrawny neck!!

  12. Robertson uses Mischaracterization Number 1 about atheism, that it is the same as amoral nihilism. Self righteous theists who use this trope are cowards, because they only take on their imaginary, strawman atheists, instead of real, live atheists.

    This is the consequence of getting your reality from an ancient book instead of getting your reality from your five senses. If he were to actually observe atheists, he would find that they don’t behave the way he describes.

    When Christians fantasize about how people would behave without believing there’s a vicious policeman in the sky ready to torture them, they’re inadvertently giving us a candid glimpse into how shallow their own morality is.

  13. why do they spread propaganda like atheists don’t know wrong from right….you can still have moral and ethics and not believe in God….I know a lot of people who claim to be Christians and don’t know wrong from right….

  14. After reading what he said, I’m more then 100% sure that whatever he’s smoking cannot be legal in any form.

    Secondly… DUDE! Was that nasty story needed at all?

  15. He sure doesn’t represent the God I pray to. I’d feel sorry for the guy if he didn’t have so many people lapping up his every word…

  16. What does this “Weird” looking man do to all the “ducks” that he kills and eats before dinner and lunch??? Prey and fu%k all of the dead ducks!!! Its hard to say. He really does “love” to “attract” kill and eat those ducks. Rape them??? Maybe so. In my opinion. He is a very “Weird” man. I could be wrong (fu%k a duck)!!!

  17. It hasn’t been too many years ago, that those tight asses on the right would have shunned him for coming to a prayer breakfast looking like that. I guess they’ve evolved, into what is anyones guess. Use your imagination. Like Phil does.

  18. Robertson obviously has not the read the bible or he’s being selective. This is just one excerpt of many:

    ‘If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.’

    Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT

  19. Wow. Not very Geneva-convention like treatment of defeated populations.

    Those darn internationalist atheists…

  20. Actually, he is fantasizing about being the Vicious Policeman, or in all events the Vicious Policeman’s Deputy, punishing those who don’t bow down to the Vicious Policeman, with a plenary indulgence guaranteed beforehand.

  21. Shame duckman knows nothing of individual moral compass, a person’s inclination toward or against heinous acts of violence. I dare say, fanatical religiosos have committed some of the worst acts of violence in history all in the name of organized religions, beginning with the Holy Wars, The Inquisition, reigning monarchies like Bloody Mary Queen of England, burning, beheading, raping, killing babies … the murder of Huguenots, genocide of The Infidels, then of course there’s those “good” Christians like Hitler. Some of the kindest most compassionate ppl I’ve met are atheists, agnostics & buddhists. Some of the meanest, nastiest hypocritical .. have been so-called Jesus worshipping Bible thumpin’ fanatical Christians. “Be and let be” is not within their capabilities it seems.

  22. Again, all they know is violence!!! It starts with the pleasure they feel when they kill animals, then they fantasize about killing our fellow man, then they kill men and women!

  23. He’s a typical Christ stain any Christians that say he’s not a real Christian is both ignorant of history and the bible itself. Jesus himself was not a moral man he said anybody that doesn’t believe in him burns in hell for eternity. What kind of loving God does that?! Also the bible condones rape murder, incest, and even pedophilia.

    Jesus also said he did not come to bring peace but a sword and to divide family against family. Brother would make war against brother and no I am not misinterpreting the verses that’s pretty straight forward.

    I used to be A Christian I was as devout as he was but then I realized how evil a book the bible was. But see I am also American Indian and I can’t in good conscious be traditional l if I was still a hypo Christian. Natives that are Christian will also say those missionaries who raped us and made us cut our hair, the pilgrims and conquistadors weren’t true Christians but if it wasn’t for those so called fake ones we wouldn’t have C…

  24. Christians are only moral out of fear not genuine behavior and no I am not an atheist so don’t go accusing me of being one. I’d say I’m about 70% traditional 30% agnostic only because unlike a straight up Christian or a straight up atheist, I don’t say I know for sure what happens when we die. Christians are certain there is a god, atheists are certain there is not. I am certain that none of us really know but I will concede the bible is not true. Even if there is a god it won’t be your god.

    Why? Because Christians think the would is 6000 years old and also there have been over 5000 gods and 1500 religions. What makes you think you are right out of so many wrong ones and if you are right which demonization is? Catholic? Baptist? Oh wait that’s right the bible says you aren’t supposed to have denominations and yet every church says not only is every other faith going to hell but every Christian church that isn’t theirs.

    This is why Christians are atheist about every god …

  25. It also says a woman should marry her rapists in Deuteronomy 22:28-29 and before any Christ stain tries to say that’s the old testament I guess they forget the part where jesus said it is easier for heaven and earth to fall away than for the law to change and that Jesus did not come to change prophecy but fulfill it.

  26. I’m a Christian, I’m not sick, and don’t want this Duck to speak for me!

    Please try not to judge all Christians by the acts and words of one.

  27. I hear you but it is up to real Christians to speak up against this idiocy so someone like me dont think all of you are the same

  28. He just proved that Dominionist religious people are more vile than atheists could ever dream of being. This is HIS fantasy and HIS sense of ‘justice’. Obviously he misses the point that the two robber/murderers are also from his cult because they make the points HE is making, so he’s saying Dominionists would actually do this to prove a point.

    And I freaking believe him. They have and they would.

  29. Mr. Robertson is a sick individual, his brain is on the other end of his body. And all his thoughts como from that end.
    So, do not expect anything intelligent from this character.

  30. ” Where is the philosopher? Where is the scholar? Where is the debater of this age?

    Hasn’t God made the world’s wisdom foolish? For since, in God’s wisdom, the world did not know God through wisdom, God was pleased to save those who believe through the foolishness of the message preached.

    For the Jews ask for signs and the Greeks seek wisdom, but we preach Christ crucified, a stumbling block to the Jews and foolishness to the Gentiles.

    Yet to those who are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ is God’s power and God’s wisdom, because God’s foolishness is wiser than human wisdom, and God’s weakness is stronger than human strength.”

    1 Corinthians 1:20-25

  31. I am a Christian. I speak out against people like Robertson, constantly. I really don’t know anyone who claims to be a Christian who doesn’t. The problem is what we say is drowned out by the bullies of the far right who worship Robertson’s guns, and by the bullies of the far left who hate anyone who says they are a Christian. I no longer review books on Amazon because I was harassed so badly over a negative review of a popular godly author. When they went after me on Twitter I contacted the author, who knew what they were doing, and asked him to call off his attack dogs.

    No one is interested in what those of us who oppose people like Robertson are saying. They would rather attack because we are Christians.

  32. Never have I read a more twisted and slanted article. Shame on the author and shame on all you people passing judgement and saying such vile and ugly things.

  33. This article is a great example of poor journalism. What Phil illustrated is the absurdity of atheistic thought in deciding what is right and wrong. Even Nietzsche knew that Atheism leads to subjective morality because it’s arbitrary in the Atheist’ worldview. Just FYI the scenario he gave is a very real scenario for people living in countries under extremist Islamic tyranny. Though allegedly his example wasn’t palatable for most of you drama queens here, I am sure you have no problems watching such scenes unfold when you watch certain movies.

  34. Would you like someone talking about your family like that, you trashpot? If the victims were ril Chrischuns and the assailants were Others, you’d be singing a whole different tune, wouldn’t you, you poisonous crotchgleet?

  35. The selective outrage and hysteria from the Left are embarrassing and silly. If you’re that simple that you believe he “fantasizes” about doing what he talked about, well that makes it easier to understand how you elected Obama twice.[Snipped]

  36. I’m agnostic. Never grew up with religion. I don’t hate religion of any kind, nor do I hate people that believe it. I will say this:
    Humans always have a moral compass. You shouldn’t need to have a book to tell you that. If you need a book to have morals, the human race is doomed.
    Religion has been used to help people starving and broken to continue and work hard, believing they would be at peace in heaven when they passed. Religion has also caused war, whether it was a difference in religion, or believing your god wants you to hurt. If there’s a god, it wouldn’t want war or hate. It would want happiness. Your bible tells you to not hate, to not steal, and humans do it anyway, because it gave us a choice. Not just the choice to believe, but the choice to do wrong. We have to realize that we are our own body and mind.
    YOU know right from wrong. With or without religion. It’s in your brain chemistry. It’s in your soul.

    Respect others and do what is right. God, gods, goddesse…

  37. That’s why I look on bipartisan websites after reading stories on websites like these. I support peace, love, unity, and respect between everyone. Thank you for pointing it out. Even if some people don’t realize it.

  38. Morality is doing what is right regardless of what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told regardless of what is right.

    Sometimes I wonder when fundamentalism (of any kind) will be listed in the DSM as a condition requiring immediately and prolonged hospitalization.

  39. If only DUCKS could talk. What an expose they could tell about ol’Fillup. Sundays and family get togethers must be loads of fun. Maybe just as much fun as the PayMe family shindigs, ya think?

  40. I’d start checking to see if there are any unsolved murders, and rapes in his neighborhood. This is a SICK SICK man…..WOW get him OFF the TELEVISION NOW!!!

  41. Exactly! I am an atheist and I will stack my morals that are not born of fear like those of believers, up against ANY Christian and I will be more moral of the two I guarantee that!! I’ve seen “good god fearin’ Christians do things with purpose and zeal that would NEVER EVER enter my mind and these same people call me evil because I have the strength of will that they have to pray for but will never have. And in regards to the Harley in your name, my brothers both rode(ride) Harley’s. But on Dec. 1st of last year my brother Jack passed from cancer, there will be a party and ride this summer here in Lancaster, Ohio. Keep posting here and I will have a date for the event, you are welcome to attend. Keep the shiny side up and the rubber side down!

  42. A multitude of Christians are freaking out over all the new discoveries about our universe. We know there are thousands of planets in warm zones and will surely find many more. Add that to no Roman records of Jesus, the shroud that carbon dating says is from the 12th century, and not a single piece of evidence that Jesus lived and you can see why Christians are pushing back.
    Oh yeah, his dying for our “original sin” has never sat well from stories that come from people who believed the world was flat.

  43. One of Robertson’s lesser known quotes — all victims of human stampedes are atheists… because they believe in evolutionarily ingrained herding instincts.

  44. oh my god. I knew this man was disturbed but wow. this guy is f*cking sick and twisted. and yet he still remains a rightwing folk hero with conservatives. duck dynasty should be canceled and removed from tv immediately. this is outrageous!

  45. The attempt at patronizing behavior from you wing nuts is what’s so silly! You folks are still trying to get over us and our seven words describing the right !

  46. This sexual deviant needs a lesson on the result of backwoods backward inbreeding. And bathing, I think both are a foreign concept to this scum.

  47. Turns out God told them to. They have it on the ultimate moral standard that it’s morally right to kill and rape and they will go to hell if they don’t. They can go to the Bible and point out instances where God told his people to rape and kill to show how it isn’t at all against Gods character to do so. Then they say ” Conscience, human solidarity, empathy, consequences and a functioning society don’t matter, they are all just arbitrary sentimental human standards of morality. Our morals come from a God. He wrote it on our hearts to rape and murder”

  48. I’ll make a bet with you. Two guys break into an Christian’s home. He has a little Christian wife and two little Christian daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged, because only God can Judge us! Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this, because we’re already Forgiven? There’s no right or wrong, now is it Mr. Christian?’Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if this [sic] was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is a God, We’re sick in the head, have a nice day, we can do anything, anything at all- Because God has Forgiven Us!

  49. So what does this say about Theists? It indicates to me that Prisons are full of Theists- and that they feel that: “Only God can Judge Them”.

  50. This “weird” looking dude looks a lot like many hippies I knew in the 60’s. They were attacked just because they looked like him by the RWNJ’s. Now according to them, it’s perfectly alright. The hypocrisy makes me gag!

  51. Imagining what can (and does) happen is not the sign of depravity. If it were, anyone who guards against a criminal act is depraved. You have to know what evil can happen in the world to guard against it.

    Without fear of retribution and judgement, what keeps a person from doing as he described?

    Most humans do not have a predisposition for doing as he described, but some do.

  52. I don’t think people are judging all Christians by this man’s standards. But we do recognize he is part of a very loud minority of Christians which contributes to many problems our society faces in the cultural and political spheres.

    I am an Atheist and former Christian. I still have plenty of Christian friends, if they thought like this we wouldn’t be friends.

  53. So you don’t think Phil’s words speak for themselves? Are we not allowed to call out bullshit when we see it? Not only has Phil given us insight as to what goes on in his mind, he has made it very clear that his motivations against atheists are from a place of hate and not true understanding.

    I doubt he has ever had a conversation with an atheist, he just assumes this idea that we’re morally bankrupt and think that morality and ethics don’t exist, that rape and murder is okay and anything deemed wrong is really permissible. The idea that a god needs to exist or that people need to believe in one to comprehend good from bad is a non sequitur.

  54. Duck Dynasty Beard-in-Chief Fantasizes About Raped Children

    If you put it in its actual context, the anti-atheist rant by Taliban-bearded fuckbucket Phil Robertson, he of the ratings-challenged Duck Dynasty TV show, is kind of hilarious. See, the actual place was the Vero Beach Prayer Breakfast in, well, Vero Beach, Florida. It’s an annual event where, as the organizers’ website says, “Inspirational speakers, anointed singing, a delicious breakfast and fellowship with one another make this annual event life-changing for those who attend.”
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  55. He’s a true champion for Jesus, isn’t he? Seriously! I get tired of this idea that some Christians have that if there’s no God, or no belief in God, that people are incapable of having a moral compass. It’s such a non sequitur that no God = no morals. I no longer believe in God and I don’t need a belief in him to know that I shouldn’t rape women, molest children, or castrate a guy for fun.

    He presumes that because his belief in God is his restraint, then those without a belief in God have no restraint. What he’s basically saying is, “Hey atheists, if I’m not allowed to do it then neither are you.” Morality is more about doing what is right even when you aren’t subject to consequences. What morality is not is a set of edicts from an incorporeal magical superman, either written down in a book or through personal revelation.

    Since Phil’s restraint is more about God’s judgement and not about his concern for what is actually good for people, then he’s morally bankrupt.

  56. Short version: God is a Republican; you cannot understand Him, so you must believe utterly and trust completely without objective evidence. Oh, and never ever question, because God’s lowest fuck-ups are more grand than anything humankind can ever accomplish.

    Ka-ka del Toro.

  57. as an gun loving, hunting, shooting, atheist i would say he is full of shit. i challenge philistine phil to a duck off.

  58. If you’re simple enough to believe what Robertson said about how atheists would react to the rape of their children, I feel for you. What people “know” from reading the Bible, for the most part, flies in the face of objective reality. I know it’s wrong to kill someone because because it simply is, not because I read it in the Book. Morality predates the Bible by a hell of a long time.

  59. He claims amoral atheists torture and kill. Which is a blood libel. Just like: ‘Jews use Xtian baby blood to make matzoh.’

    An excuse to de-humanize people who don’t bow down to them.

  60. What is really amazing to me is how clowns like this get their own TV show. They should cancel his show after all his wierd comments. The only shows as bad as his are honey bubu and keeping up with the kardashians .

  61. What ISO really amazing to me is how a clown like him has his own TV show. Hope they cancel this trash TV show. There are to many of them on TV.

  62. What is really amazing to me is how a clown like him gets his own TV show. I hope he gets cancelled. There is to much of this crap on tv

  63. (Change a few words and insert his name)
    I’ll make a bet with you. Two guys break into Phil Robertson’s home. He has a little wife and two little daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie Phil up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that without worrying about God doing anything to me? Isn’t it great that get away with this because I’m already in your home and God didn’t stop me? What do you think about that dude?’
    Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘”Isn’t this something What happened to your God to allow this to go so wrong for you? You’re the one who says there is a God, well where is he…, so we’re just having fun….have a nice day….

  64. 2 words for ol’ phil, adolf hitler.
    hitler was raised catholic, attended a monastery school, said his greatest influence was the christian social movement,which is akin to the modern day christian right.
    from ‘mein kampf’, “i believe i am acting in accordance with the will of the almighty creator: by defending myself against the jew, i am fighting for the work of the lord.”
    sorry phil, truth is a bitch.

  65. It sickens me that a human can fathom a story such as that. To say it means it was in his head somewhere. If he represents christian values and conservative viewpoints I am ashamed to have ever considered myself either one. I hope nobody buys into his demented thinking. I have never met an Atheist that needed his kind to understand right from wrong.

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