Trump Thinks He Can Scare the Pope, Whom He is Pretty Sure Doesn’t Hate Capitalism

Donald Trump said recently that he would scare the Pope with the specter of the Islamic State to show him who his real enemies are:

“I’d say, ‘ISIS wants to get you. You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican — you have heard that. That’s a dream of theirs.”

“I’m going to have to scare the pope,” Trump said. “The pope, I hope, can only be scared by God, but the truth is — you know, if you look at what’s going on — they better hope that capitalism works, because it’s the only thing we have right now. And it’s a great thing when it works properly.”

It is doubtful the Pope is overly terrified of ISIL, and the idea that one evil forgives another belongs in the same grade level as Trump’s speaking ability, which is to say the fourth grade, as linguistic analysisby Politico’s Jack Shafer demonstrates:

Run through the Flesch-Kincaid grade-level test, his text of responses score at the 4th-grade reading level. For Trump, that’s actually pretty advanced…Flattening the English language whenever he speaks without a script, Trump relies heavily on words such as “very” and “great,” and the pronouns “we” and “I,” which is his favorite word. As any news observer can observe, he lives to diminish his foes by calling them “losers,” “total losers,” “haters,” “dumb,” “idiots,” “morons,” “stupid,” “dummy” and “disgusting.”

The image of Donald Trump trying to intimidate Pope Francis with language like that, or through a great show of capitalism, boggles the mind.

But then, this is Donald Trump we are talking about, The Donald, who’s favorite word is “I.” As David Brooks writes in a New York Times op-ed, Trump has given us “Ego as ideology.” Albeit a “third-rate ego” according to Salon’s Andrew Burstein and Nancy Isenberg, and a “grotesque egoism” as former Carter speechwriter Walter Shapiro would have it.

However you describe it, it’s a whopping big ego, if he thinks he can master this Pope. According to Brooks,

“In the Trump mind the world is not divided into right and left. Instead there are winners and losers. Society is led by losers, who scorn and disrespect the people who are actually the winners.”

And who scorn capitalism. You know where that leave’s the Pope in Trump’s world.

Yet Trump cannot bring himself to believe that the Pope actually disapproves of capitalism, as though he were only joking about how capitalism “can be really toxic and corrupt,” and is “the dung of the devil” and the tyranny of “absolute autonomy of markets and financial speculation.”

According to Trump, who retains the illusion that deep down, everybody likes him, “I’ve seen a lot of what he’s opposed to, and I don’t think the pope is opposed to capitalism.”

But then, Trump also said that UFC champion Ronda Rousey likes him, telling CNN’s Chris Cuomo,

“I tell you what. I know some women that are just…Ronda Rousey is an example, who likes me! I’d take her on my side as a fighter.”

It is not easy to explain Trump’s need to be liked, though Jeffrey Kluger took a shot at it recently at Time Magazine:

The problem with being Trump is the same thing that explains the enormous fame and success of Trump: a naked neediness, a certain shamelessness, an insatiable hunger to be the largest, loudest, most honkingly conspicuous presence in any room—the great, braying Trumpness of Trump—and that’s probably far less of a revel than it seems.

Well…good. It’s no revel for us either.

Rousey’s response to CNN was, of course, an unequivocal rejection of the Trumpness of Trump:

“I wouldn’t vote for him. I just really wouldn’t trust that guy with running my country, that’s all. I’m not going to get into specifics of it, but I don’t want a reality TV star to be running my country.”

I’ve got a feeling Pope Francis wouldn’t vote for Trump either. But he might forgive him. And that’s fine. That’s his job. However, the American people cannot forgive Trump, and those like him, for what they have done to our country.

Shafer says we should not interpret Trump’s speaking level scores “as a marker of low intelligence,” but it took a 14-year-old girl to explain the Fourteenth Amendment to the ego-driven tycoon. That makes her a couple of grade levels more advanced than Trump.

As Rousey explained, we need more than a reality star. Because hard as it is to be Trump, it will be a lot harder for us – and the world – for him to be Trump in the Oval Office, where he is pretty sure his fourth grade rhetoric will be law.

24 Replies to “Trump Thinks He Can Scare the Pope, Whom He is Pretty Sure Doesn’t Hate Capitalism”

  1. I dunno…

    intelligence is a tricky thing…

    there is smart-Einstein

    street smart-knowing where you are and how to get around and survive

    people smart-sort of like street smart but basically being able to read people ie facial and body language

    Donnie Dipstick thinks he’s all of those but in reality he doesn’t display any of those qualities…

    needs to have the Constitution explained to him

    uses language that would get his ass kicked on the street

    clearly can’t read body language

    also delusional… if god is the only thing that can scare the Pope then Donnie must believe he is god if he thinks he can scare the Pope…

    or he just want to trade his ‘classy’ baseball hat for the Pope Hat…

  2. He is a Sociopath. The world exists to serve Him alone. Money is NOT a synonym for intelligence. ie: Kardashians, Paris Hilton, Trump and His sons, Big Game hunting Dentists….. Almost forgot, The Pope has His own Army of Highly Trained Swiss Troops.

  3. “Shafer says we should not interpret Trump’s speaking level scores “as a marker of low intelligence,”. But we can definitely apply this marker to his idiot fans.

  4. So This Is What Idiocracy Looks Like

    But wait, they also had some suggestions for the Trump™ presidency too:

    “Hopefully, he’s going to sit there and say, ‘When I become elected president, what we’re going to do is we’re going to make the border a vacation spot, it’s going to cost you $25 for a permit, and then you get $50 for every confirmed kill,’ ” said Jim Sherota, 53, who works for a landscaping company. “That’d be one nice thing.”

  5. Old fish mouth will say anything that serves his purpose. He wants to build this huge wall to keep illegals out, yet he manages to have latinos support him with his double speech; in the bible belt he says the bible is his No.1 book, LOL – does anyone really believe he ever opened one? Money-money-money, several bankruptcies when they served his purpose, foreign trophy wives, ego-centricity, tickling his vanity and beating his own drum unashamedly, is what he is about. Does he have any political experience or ever did do anything that served anyone but his own pocketbook? How is he going to serve this country?
    Just wondering.

  6. Can’t help feeling that Pope Francis’ boss will soon
    visit Donnie and show him what fear really is.
    This PoS is overdue for a healthy dose of humility!

  7. …an Idiotocracy founded upon Idiotology…in other words, the Teahadists/NeoConArtists/Teatards own oh so “F”ing special “Death To America”…[Spits}

  8. If it was Trump vs. Pope, Trump would be leaving whining because the Pope would refuse to play his game and end up making him look like the fool he is.

    Trump talks big at a safe distance.

  9. Mr. Rump is a loud-mouthed, orange and pink, bald, obese, idiot. The people that would vote for him are non-Christians that dream of greed, power and hate (all things against the teachings of Christ). Maybe his money is good in Hell when he gets there. Our Pope has more class and dignity in his pinky nail than Rump has in his whole existence.

  10. The reason the GOP is afraid of Trump, is because they are realizing, that what they see in him, is what the rest of sane thinking Americans see in THEM..

  11. “Who”, not “Whom”. I kept trying to figure out who the direct or indirect object was and then gave up.

  12. Ness, Have you seen TRUMP THE MOVIE?
    Donald Trump Documentary: What’s the Deal?
    (Only recently discovered)

    Long: 1Hour-22Mins…
    But, if you’re a Political Junkie…
    Very/very Entertaining!

    Why, Donald looks just like his Mom!

    The Rdtrumplican Party…what a Joke.

    The world must be laughing at America.
    That a SHYSTER like this could possibly become President of The United States!

  13. Donald Trump appeals to the small minded haters who speak in two syllable word declarative sentences. He’s of no consequence in this election other than to identify the small minded, social retrogrades. Bernie Sanders appeals to the failed scores of old hippie freaks who rebelled against making a living for themselves and now want a collective society that takes other people’s money and redistributes it from the successful to the failed. They are both scammers collecting supporters from the bottom of the barrel.

  14. Every word Trump says is a direct quote from a Fox talking head.

    If some ambitious poster wished to, they could compile a chart linking Trump’s statements to Hannity, O’Reilly or Kelly. Almost verbatim.

    His attacks on the Pope are mirrors of Fox bleating.

    He is castrating the Koch Bros. by stealing their base. They follow Trump now, not the party line.

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