Bobby Jindal Goes Bonkers And Claims Donald Trump May Be Hillary Clinton’s Only Hope

Bobby Jindal

Bobby Jindal (R-LA) has decided that the best way to get attention for his presidential campaign is to be the anti-Trump. So it is that he was heard Thursday the National Press Corps calling front-runner Donald Trump “a non-serious carnival act.” Words like “narcissist” “dangerous” “egomaniac” were also uttered. But wading deep into the epistemic closure his party hides within, Jindal claimed that Donald Trump may be Hillary Clinton’s only hope of winning in 2016.

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The Republican Governor started off by placing himself carefully opposite of Donald Trump’s self-absorption, “I’m going to put my own political mission aside and talk about something more important than myself, more important than any single candidate or person.”

Jindal was either clever enough to come up with this gimmick on his own, or the party needed a hit man and promised him a bigger Tara if he would only comply. Either way, it was a smart move.

After all, we are headed to Socialism, Jindal warned. So there are bigger things at stake than Donald Trump. “Our country is slipping away right before our very eyes. We are descending down the path to socialism, dependence on government is becoming the new American Dream, we are unfazed by the selling of body parts as commodities, and we are pathetically weak in international affairs. America is slipping away, right in front of us in real time.”

Jindal chastised the “liberalism and incompetence” of the Obama administration. AKA, the record setting private sector jobs, the rebounding economy, the stock market’s rise (August and September not withstanding), the Iran deal, getting Osama, passing affordable healthcare that is wildly successful… yeah, total incompetence.

The Republican Governor poured on some praise for Trump for being basically an ignorant bigot with a big mouth, also known in Republicanese as a “Washington outsider” who isn’t “politically correct”.

But lo, there is trouble ahead and Leader Jindal is just the man to say what no one else will say. Or so he told us:

The Donald Trump Act is great, and the idea of Donald Trump is great — BUT the reality of Donald Trump is absurd, he’s a non-serious carnival act.

So here’s the truth about Trump that we all know, but have been afraid to say….

Donald Trump is shallow. Has no understanding of policy. He’s full of bluster but has no substance. He lacks the intellectual curiosity to even learn.

It’s silly to argue policy with this guy, he’s doesn’t know anything about it, he has no idea what he is talking about, he makes it all up on the fly. According to him his health care plan will be “fabulous” and his tax plan will be “really, really terrific.” He’s shallow, no substance.

He does not believe in limited government and he has told us that over and over. From his belief in socialized medicine to his desire for tax increases, he’s told us over and over that he’s got no problem with big top-down style government. He’s only got one real problem with Washington – that he’s not running it.

Donald Trump is for Donald Trump. He believes in nothing other than himself. He’s not a liberal, he’s not a moderate, and he’s not a conservative. He’s not a Republican, Democrat, or Independent. He’s not for anything or against anything. Issues and policies and ideals are not important to him. He’s for Donald.

Donald Trump is a narcissist and an egomaniac. That may sound like a serious charge to make, but it is also something that everyone knows to be true, and he knows it too, and he celebrates it. He told us the other day that he’s likes Kanye West, why? “Because Kanye loves Trump.” He may be an entertaining narcissist, but he is one nonetheless.

Like all narcissists, Donald Trump is insecure and weak, and afraid of being exposed. And that’s why he is constantly telling us how big and how rich and how great he is, and how insignificant everyone else is. We’ve all met people like Trump, and we know that only a very weak and small person needs to constantly tell us how strong and powerful he is. Donald Trump believes that he is the answer to every question.

Donald Trump is dangerous. But not in the way you think. Many say he’s dangerous because you wouldn’t want a hot head with his fingers on the nuclear codes. And while that’s true, that’s not the real danger here.

The real danger is that, ironically, Donald Trump could destroy America’s chance to be Great Again.

Donald Trump would hand this election to Hillary Clinton, and Republicans believe she couldn’t win against the rest of them. This belief is not substantiated by legitimate polls. Not one of them can hold a candle to the former Secretary of State and Democratic Senator.

Calling Trump out for claiming to have read the Bible when he didn’t because “he’s not in it”, Jindal moved deftly forward in feeding Republicans the cotton candy they crave. Jindal told the crowd that Democrats were handing 2016 to Republicans were it not for Trump. You know, ‘cuz of the “incompetency”.

You may have recently seen that after Trump said the Bible is his favorite book, he couldn’t name a single Bible verse or passage that meant something to him. And we all know why, because it’s all just a show, and he hasn’t ever read the Bible. But you know why he hasn’t read the Bible? Because he’s not in it.
The Democrats have practically gift wrapped this election for us. It’s as if they know they’ve run the country into the ground, and they are running their worst possible candidate who is running the worst possible campaign.
The whole thing is set up for us to win – and yet we are flirting with nominating a non-serious, unstable, substance-free narcissist

Calling Trump an “egomaniacal madman”, Jindal tells Republicans that Trump is the only way Hillary Clinton can win:

This is our moment, this is our time. We can win right now, or we can be the biggest fools of all time and put our faith not in our principles, but in one egomaniacal madman who has no principles.
If we nominate him, he will self-destruct in a massive way in a general election. He may be Hillary Clinton’s only hope.

The message is: Tell Donald “You’re fired!” And give Jindal some love if you really want Hillary Clinton to lose.

I will do Jindal the courtesy of not quoting his standing in recent polls against his Republican primary opponents, but it should be noted that his own state picked Clinton over him in a June poll.

A speech attacking Donald Trump was slyly meant to elevate Bobby Jindal when in reality neither candidate would stand a chance against Hillary Clinton.

34 Replies to “Bobby Jindal Goes Bonkers And Claims Donald Trump May Be Hillary Clinton’s Only Hope”

  1. Sounds like Jindal hit the heroin-crack-meth-coke- ecstasy-Jack Daniels mix prior to making this ludicrous statement

  2. So…..
    Anyone else see the humor in any of the other Republicans calling out Trump on the fact that he presents platitudes without any real plans? A replacement for ACA, for example? A workable budget?
    Is this mike on?

  3. Well it is an STD outbreak in his state and since he defunded Planned Parenthood he cant get his shots

  4. When the lizard confronts the snake
    it is anybody’s guess which slither prevails.

    I am betting on The Donald.

  5. …seems like Piyush wants to be the ULTIMAX Teatard…so much for not being the “Stupid Party”…lol

  6. He fired high to kill the people
    All he hit was the town steeple…
    …but still, some of his descriptions of Mr. Trump were entertaining.

  7. pipsqueak Piyush punks Donnie Dipstick in pathetic attempt to gain traction but like a big wheel stuck in the mud doesn’t have enough horsepower to pull out…

  8. King Bobby has pillaged and sold off every public asset in Louisiana, leaving us renting hospitals, schools and government we used to own.

    The Lord of ‘me too!’ needs to be booted out of office, along with the backstabbing legislators who sold us out.

    States do not have the authority to deny residents Federal constitutional rights. The next Congress needs to remind governors they are property managers,not tin gods.

  9. Bobby Jindal: GOP needs to ‘stop being the stupid party’

    you were an anchor baby, a hindu, a hypocrite and want to be a white protestant so badly you can’t stand it

    Raj Jindal
    Bobby Jindal’s mother
    Born: India
    Children: Bobby Jindal
    Grandchildren: Selia Elizabeth Jindal, Shaan Robert Jindal, Slade Ryan Jindal

    Amar Jindal
    Bobby Jindal’s father
    Born: India
    Children: Bobby Jindal
    Grandchildren: Shaan Robert Jindal, Slade Ryan Jindal, Selia Elizabeth Jindal

  10. I know this is being superficial but do any republicans look like a spawn of the ugly and deformed. Damn these people are ugly inside and out

  11. Pandering money grubbing specialist running for president to make more money just like the whole group of clown politicians presented by the Republikan teaparty ;controlled and owned by the billionaire oligarchs.

  12. I can see that but, I was thinking more like Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo. Just needs a little red hat with a white pom pom.

  13. Honestly, It is like we have a separate country inside our nation. I think there might be a bit of buyers remorse in La. but looking at states like Kansas you find out people just do not have it in them to admit a mistake. I think the GOP needs new rules in 2024 about who can run.

  14. Yeah. Like testing their sanity and IQ before they make their party look as ridiculous as this incarnation of the Insane Clown Posse’s doing.

  15. What’s really scary is that Goodhair’s probably the best looking of a miserable lot, and he’s also the stupidest.

  16. Spot on though it may be, the problem is Governor Jindal’s analysis of Trump describes the whole putrid Republican party.

  17. The Rs drew straws and Jindal got the short one.
    He is saying what the establishment wants to say to the wingnut base. Be afraid, be very afraid.
    His campaign was sacrificed for the greater good in hopes of some sort of payoff just in case Trump doesn’t get the nomination.

  18. Hey Jindel, If Trump is beating the rest of you clowns and Hilliary is beating Trump what makes you think that you can beat her?(especially since you yourself is bottom of the polls and your own state picked her over you) In other words you are as delusional as usual.

  19. Hillary Clinton is going to be the next President of the United States. The contrast in candidates is striking by the absurdity of them all but for Clinton. Extremism to either end of the spectrum is not a winner in this country in national elections. There is no one in the Republican line up even faintly competent to be President of the United States and in the Democratic race Hillary Clinton is the only one with the experience and the agenda to be elected by Middle America. Sanders is an old misogynist white man Socialist with a nonsensical Ideal World of Socialism dreamscape and a few fanatical followers who have no other hope for life success than to have it handed to them in an income redistribution plan. The others are minor league characters. Biden is going to come out for Hillary Clinton. Republicans are going down again.

  20. um, yep.

    It is the big picture that counts and it says she will win it all – including Iowa and NH despite a few blips like Q polls along the way. Funny how it is far left democratic men (you know those who profess to support wimmens and our wimmens issues) who are just not able to support her and will pick anyone but Hillary. If Bernie had to drop out they would rush to O’Malley overnight and declare him the best thing since a penis was invented.

  21. The substance of the whole retinue of Republican hopefuls is about as thick as soup made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that was starved to death. (Thanks Abe Lincoln)

  22. “…we know that only a very weak and small person needs to constantly tell us how strong and powerful he is.”

    Am I the only reader of this article who is reminded of a boxer back in the 60s who kept telling anyone who would listen, “I am the greatest!” I for one was shocked when that loudmouth became the World Heavyweight Champion.

    Trump may be on a path similar to that blazed by Adolph Hitler.

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