Giant Sucking Sound Heard From The South As Rubio Apologizes To Trump For Penis Joke

There is kissing the ring of the Republican nominee then there is what Macro Rubio did by personally apologizing to Trump for suggesting that his baby hands indicate that Trump has a micro penis.


On CNN’s State Of The Union, Rubio said, “I actually told Donald — one of the debates, I forget which one — I apologized to him for that. I said, ‘You know, I’m sorry that I said that. It’s not who I am and I shouldn’t have done it.’ I didn’t say it in front of the cameras, I didn’t want any political benefit.”

That giant sucking you hear coming from the South isn’t NAFTA. It’s Marco Rubio.

It is unbelievable that Trump would require an apology from Rubio over questions about his hand size. If Rubio were anything more than a political parasite, he would have stuck to his statements about Trump. The truth about Marco Rubio is that he is only out for himself. Rubio definitely wants a future in politics and his sickening Trump suck up suggests that he is trying to position himself for a potential run against Hillary Clinton in 2020.

Rubio wants to speak at the Republican convention because he is trying to follow the path of Barack Obama. Now President Obama stole the show at the 2004 Democratic convention and showed himself to be a president in the making with an electrifying keynote speech.

Sen. Rubio wants to use Trump’s convention to launch his next presidential bid. Voters rejected Marco Rubio because he is an empty suit. Rubio just confirmed this perception of him with his shameless embrace of Donald Trump.

In short, by kissing up to Trump, Rubio may have destroyed the few embers of a political future that he had left.