Phil Robertson Says He’ll Go Into Hiding if Trump Loses as if Anyone Would Want to Find Him

Phil Robertson has some great news. He told “Breitbart News Daily” on Thursday that if Trump loses, he’ll go into hiding.

“If the Republicans and the evangelicals do not get off their posteriors and vote, I think I’m going to head back to the woods and hide out.”

Listen courtesy of Right Wing Watch:

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Robertson claimed we have “forgotten God” and are “shooting police” (but police are not apparently shooting any black people that Robertson can see). So he says “do not murder” and “do not steal.”

According to “Duck Commander” the spirit is in some people but the “evil one” is in “the larger group,” and we have “spiritual warfare taking place.” There are the “children of God” and the rest of us are under the control of the evil one: “the depraved bunch, this political correct crowd.”

I don’t remember a commandment saying “Thou shalt not be politically correct” but hey, my Bible doesn’t say a lot of things these clowns think it says.

Phil Robertson will wait a long time for anybody to come looking for him. After all, it’s the GOP that wants to hunt down and arrest political opponents, not Democrats. We Democrats would be just as happy if Robertson did go into hiding. Then we wouldn’t have to listen to him anymore.

Find him? Are you kidding? We be perfectly happy to let Robertson slip away into his pre-Duck Dynasty obscurity.

Hrafnkell Haraldsson

Hrafnkell Haraldsson, a social liberal with leanings toward centrist politics has degrees in history and philosophy. His interests include, besides history and philosophy, human rights issues, freedom of choice, religion, and the precarious dichotomy of freedom of speech and intolerance. He brings a slightly different perspective to his writing, being that he is neither a follower of an Abrahamic faith nor an atheist but a polytheist, a modern-day Heathen who follows the customs and traditions of his Norse ancestors. He maintains his own blog, A Heathen’s Day, which deals with Heathen and Pagan matters, and Mos Maiorum Foundation www.mosmaiorum.org, dedicated to ethnic religion. He has also contributed to NewsJunkiePost, GodsOwnParty and Pagan+Politics.