Friday Fox Follies — Chasing the Great White Ailes

When his corpulence, Roger Ailes, died I had nothing bad to say about him that I hadn't already said during his lifetime. In print.
When his corpulence, Roger Ailes, died I had nothing bad to say about him that I hadn't already said during his lifetime. In print.
The new Fox "News" sans Roger Ailes looks and sounds very much like the sly old Fox. However, some Fox folks no longer talk to each other.
As FFF is fond of pointing out, ratings is not truth. It's ironic that Ailes compares Fox "News" to 2 fictional channels and a sports network, the models of which Fox resembles far more than a "News" channel.
Hell froze over this week when Fox "News" said it will no longer lie about the widely mocked, but totally empty slogan, Fair and Balanced.
Let’s get the most important news out of the way first: Fox & Friends has a brand new 2-story set, new show opening, new curvy couch, but it’s the same old crap from the Three Stooges that sit thereupon. How can you tell it was the same lie-filled propaganda? Take it from an expert on lies:
Odd that Fox "News" is not taking credit for Emperor Trump scuttling the Paris Accord. Yet it had more sway than the First Daughter Ivanka.
The news continues to be bad for Fox: ratings keep sliding into the porcelain dumper with each Nielsen score. Are people tired of the lies?
Only in Bizarro World — aka the Fox "News" Channel — is the firing of James Comey a reason to salivate over the Hillary Clinton email scandal being reopened.
The Fox sitcom provides laughs this week with new discrimination lawsuits, offers of immunity, & a comedy coda from Bill O'Reilly's loofah.
A normal week at Fox as new Roger Ailes and Sean Hannity accusations surface & Jesse Watters takes a vacation after a crude sexual innuendo
Who will this reporter write about now that The Falafel King has been fired? There's Tucker Carlson, Jesse Watters, and F&F. I'll be fine.
The only story that really matters this week is who will replace Loofah Lad if he doesn't come back from his [alleged] pre-planned vacation.
True story: Emperor Trump defends Bill O'Reilly after NYT reveals $13 million dollars paid by sexual harasser & Fox to silence 5 accusers.
A swamp is “an area of low-lying, uncultivated ground where water collects." Just like the Fox "News" swamp, especially the lying part
The Unfairness Doctrine will be Emperor Trump’s greatest legacy because it’s unfair to blame him for anything from the Fox “News” Channel.
These days the Uncle Remus stories are considered racist by some. Just like Fox “News” and Emperor Trump.
With Fox "News" spending so much time faking good news about Emperor Trump, there's barely any time left to attack Democrats. Just kidding.
In yesterday’s press conference from Bizarro World, Emperor Trump gave a tip’o’the toupee to the most insidious morning show ever devised.
Twenty years of Fox "News" Fakery and claiming only it tells the truth, created an Emperor Trump and an audience, both impervious to facts.
We’ve now had 20 years of presidents to judge what FAIR & BALANCED really means and Fox is prepared to help Trump gaslight the entire country