As J.K. Rowling captioned the moment, 'Mommy was mean to me and I don't wanna hold her hand no more.'
Donald Trump Acts Like a Petulant Child and Refuses to Shake Angela Merkel’s Hand
Thanks to Sean Spicer’s Air Quote Presser, It Will Now Remain ‘President’ Trump
"In honor of Sean Spicer's latest idiocy," says George Takei, "whenever I talk about his boss I'm just going to refer to him with air quotes, too: the 'President'"
Putin’s Puppet Trump Claims President Obama Let Putin Walk All Over Him
"For eight years Russia 'ran over' President Obama, got stronger and stronger, picked-off Crimea and added missiles. Weak!"
The Only Question Now is When Donald Trump Realized How Much Trouble He Was In
"Either @realDonaldTrump is paranoid like Nixon, or judge found probable cause of crime for #wiretap. Either way our President is in trouble"
In Hysterical Twitter Rant Trump Accuses President Obama of Wire-Tapping His Phones
"Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my "wires tapped" in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism!"
Paranoid Trump Vows To Find Leakers As His Presidency Collapses Around Him
During a White House meeting with House Republicans, President Trump vowed to find leakers and make them pay. Trump is so gripped by paranoia that he is obsessing over leakers while ignoring the collapse of his presidency around him.