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Linda A's avatar

It's called Mexican Coke. Costco already sells it. What a stupid deflection. Weak. Sad. The pedophile is panicked.

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Semolina Pilchard's avatar

Mexican coke is better, that probably drives him crazy.

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Andrea R's avatar

Yeah but now the tariffs make Mexican Coke unaffordable. Maybe that’s always been his big overarching plan. Idiot.

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Sarah Jones & Jason Easley's avatar

Sorry folks, even Mexican Coke isn't Mexican Coke anymore. Coke bottlers in Mexico switched to HFCS.

https://youtu.be/PJgQEpFMptQ?feature=shared

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Semolina Pilchard's avatar

Actually a great idea. BUT WHAT ABOUT EPSTEIN ASSHOLE!!

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debra's avatar

What could be better as a commercial interruption than a coke commercial. Now, back to the show!

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Diane LS Gigi's avatar

About the best thing that Trump is truly good at, is distracting his base. Once that happens, his sleight of hand will pull another fast one and he’ll head off in another totally different direction. He’s lost in his own mind and I’m hoping it will soon mean his total demise. From drooling, to sleeping, to farting or shitting his pants, he comes up with unique ways to show just how incompetent he truly is.

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Carol lnserra's avatar

This reeks of desperation.

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Sharon Golden's avatar

He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s on the list!

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Bluesmurf's avatar

Well, we all figure that he is... so he's only hiding from his own base. They want to see Dems on the list - we all just want to see his name and everyone else be held accountable. Throwing out cane sugar in coke to distract is even less interesting than his decades-long feud with Rosie O'Donnell. He's going to have to do something bigger than that...

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James Parker's avatar

Won’t that piss off the corn farmers in Iowa?

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Anastasia's avatar

What about Kennedy trying to get sugar out of drinks?!?

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virginia arthur's avatar

Kennedy will flip to whatever Donnie wants.

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Semolina Pilchard's avatar

Replace with heroin?

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Chris Moore's avatar

I was hoping for the “original” coke recipe🤣🤣

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Semolina Pilchard's avatar

But he was a junkie

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angela counts's avatar

It'll work. Magats have the attention span of a tsetse fly. The press is scared, stupid and cowardly. The Republicans are willing to eat shit if Trump rigs the elections so they're in power forever.

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Kristie's avatar

He's running scared! I love it! I can't help but wonder what his wife thinks about all of this. Certainly she knows the truth as well!

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Semolina Pilchard's avatar

She’s quite concerned because she loves him deeply. A classic love story like no one’s ever seen before. Okay?

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Carol Fraser Kidder's avatar

trump could care less about the American people, including his base. He doesn't care they don't like him. He doesn't care about the pills. Why should he? He doesn't need them. He's in the WH and I guarantee he's not planning on leaving.

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James Parker's avatar

He’ll leave in a coffin. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

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Carol Fraser Kidder's avatar

And then we have JD and the rest of the cabal he drug in there. A mess.

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James Parker's avatar

JD will not command the undying devotion from the cult like trump does. Plus there will be a huge fight for the leadership of what’s left of the gop.

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Semolina Pilchard's avatar

Exactly, that’s what I keep saying! Shitler’s gotta go, whatever happens after that will be a breeze. Well, breezesque.

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Carol Fraser Kidder's avatar

Polls

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Kate's avatar

I would say he COULDN’T care less. Any feelings he has for the American people are hate that’s it. Just hate.

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Kay's avatar

Ohh look at that bird—over there! (Not gonna work Donny-boy! 🙄🙄🙄)

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Rob's avatar

SQUIRREL!!!

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Pamela S.'s avatar

I know, right? It’s such a lame distraction. Who cares?

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FRAN GREENER's avatar

He buys off and bribes as a way of life

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Alia MacStay's avatar

Glad to see some fracturing in his base. “Let them eat cake” -or cane sugar- is not good policy.

I’ve also read that his support among miners is breaking down because of the dangers posed to them by loosened regulations. Shaping industry catering only to those raking in the money is not good policy, either.

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Margit's Musings's avatar

For years, Coca-Cola makes the original recipe using sugar for Passover. Corn syrup isn’t allowed! Roughly a month before the holiday, along with “certified Kosher for Passover,” you can buy it. When I taught, the classes would do a taste test!

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Glee Tip's avatar

I prefer Mexican Coke! They have the best recipe! Tell us about the Gold decorations at the Epstein island resort?

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Peter Roest's avatar

Well, that finally settles everything! Never mind that government is now a corrupt cesspool

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