The Obamas They Aren’t: Sarah Palin and Family Engage In Drunken Alaska Brawl

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Sarah Palin is still bitter that she isn’t in the White House, but the Obama family would never take part in a drunken brawl like the Palins did last weekend in Alaska.

Our friend Gryphen at The Immoral Minority has the details,

According to the grapevine Track had some altercation with a person who may or may not have once dated one of the Palin girls. That led to some pushing and shoving, which escalated somehow to the family being asked to leave the premises.

However before that could happen a certain former abstinence spokesperson unleashed a flurry of blows at some as of yet identified individual before being pulled off by by another partygoer, after which Todd apparently puffed up his chest and made some threatening remarks. (The “C’ word may have been uttered at one point.)

In the end the cops were called, order was restored, and the Mama Grizzly made sure the whole thing got swept under the rug.

Blogger Amanda Coyne added some more color to the picture,

The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he hadn’t. At this point, he’s up against nearly the whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!”

And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!” No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes knocking.

Wonkette confirmed with the PoPo that the brawl really happened.

Sarah Palin and her clan are worshipped by the conservative movement as family values Republicans. Sarah still continues to sell herself as some kind of down home hockey mom. Palin also has spent the last years bashing President Obama on a daily basis. She has been unable to hide her jealousy of the President Of The United States.

What the events of last weekend reveal is that the Palins aren’t and can never be the Obamas. They are the exact opposite of the current First Family. While President Obama is leading the free world, Sarah Palin is throwing down at a kegger gone wrong. Most Americans believed that the country dodged a bullet when Obama defeated McCain in 2008. If the election had gone the other way, it would be vice president Sarah Palin gearing up for a 2016 run at the White House.

Palin keeps confirming why John McCain’s judgement shouldn’t be trusted on anything. If McCain can’t see that Sarah Palin was never fit to occupy the White House, he obviously can’t be trusted to render a valid opinion on life and death foreign policy issues.

Forget her lack of knowledge of the issues and even her disinterest in politics. Sarah Palin and her family lack the moral character needed to occupy the White House. What burns Sarah Palin up the most is that Barack Obama never has to scream do you know who I am? The world knows Obama because he is the president, which is something that Sarah Palin never has been and never will be.