All right, this falls into the category of “more than you want to know.”
In her new tell-all book Stormy Daniels gives all the steamy details of her time with Donald Trump, including descriptions of his private parts and how he performed in bed.
A summary of the book, Full Disclosure, was published by the Guardian. In it, Daniels writes about how she couldn’t believe it as Trump began winning primary contests in 2016 for the Republican presidential nomination.
She said that as Trump kept winning she began to think she might be in danger due to the sensitive nature of their affair. The story she had to tell about her relationship with Trump became even more sensitive as he kept winning primaries. She also said she had already been threatened once and was warned that she should never tell her story about Trump.
Daniels also claims that Trump in 2007 received a telephone call from Hillary Clinton when they were together in a hotel room. Clinton at the time was preparing her run for the presidency in 2008. Daniels said she and Trump were watching “Shark Week” on the Discovery Channel.
“To make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called,” Daniels wrote. “He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning ‘our plan.’ Even while he was on the phone with Hillary, his attention kept going back to the sharks.”
Concerning her thoughts about Trump becoming president Daniels wrote, “It will never happen, I would say. He doesn’t even want to be president.”
Daniels also writes about how she made the decision on the eve of the 2016 presidential election to sign the infamous $130,000 hush agreement, saying she thought it would make her safer to have the agreement in place.
In the book Daniels writes in detail about the president’s genitals and describes her disgust with herself for letting the scene play out. She wrote that Trump’s male sex organ is “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.” She also claims that it is “unusual” in shape and “it has a huge mushroom head” that’s “like a toadstool.”
Daniels also maintains that she did not enjoy her experiences with the future president. She said she would “just lay there, annoyed that I was getting f***ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d**k like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
Daniels said her time with Trump in bed was “the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Whenever she saw Trump on television for years afterwards, Daniels wrote, she said to herself: “‘I had sex with that’, I’d say to myself. Eech.”