Trump Gives Himself A Cake To Celebrate 100 Days Of Failure As President

With no legislative accomplishments and a Russia investigation hanging around his neck, Donald Trump celebrated his first 100 days in office with a cake party.


Trump said, “We all deserve it. This was a tough go, and it was really fun, and now we’re going to do a great job for the American people.”

Donald Trump has the lowest approval rating at this point in his presidency of any president in the history of polling. He has failed with every major legislative accomplishment that he has attempted. Trump has broken nearly every campaign promise that he has made.

The cake party was another gimmick from the administration to keep their six year old trapped in a 70-year-old’s body of a boss happy. The White House is straining to keep morale up, and it is an insult to the majority of the American people that this president would believe that he has done anything that is worth celebrating.

Sure, we are failing at everything we do, but here’s a cake.

Mr. President, you made it 100 days without being impeached. Have some cake.

What is this administration going to do if Trump makes it through 200 days? Rent a bounce house for the Rose Garden?

The bar has been set so low for Trump that survival equals celebration.

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