Even Trump’s Terrible Combover Is Running Away From Him

Trump’s tariff announcement was upstaged by a presidential combover that appeared to be trying to run away and get off of his head.


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The tariff announcement was worthless because Trump is offering exemptions to literally the entire world, but why is his hair trying to escape his head? Of course, Trump is the owner of the worst combover in presidential history, but has Trump gotten so depressed that he is no longer putting in a full effort to try to trick the American people into believing that he is not bald?

Trump’s hair appears to be engaging in either an escape plan or some sort of coup.

There have been a ton of high-level departures from the White House, but few will bother Trump more than the exit of his beloved combover.

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