Donald Trump Gets A Lesson In Reality As He Pines For Oprah But Ends Up With Sarah Palin



Donald Trump wants Oprah Winfrey to be his running mate, but instead of Oprah, resident Republican crazy person Sarah Palin stepped up to champion his candidacy.

Trump told ABC News that he thought Oprah Winfrey would be his ideal running mate, “I think Oprah would be great. I’d love to have Oprah. I think we’d win easily, actually.”


Sorry, Trump, but Oprah was never going to happen.

Instead, Sarah Palin resurfaced and claimed the mantle of number one Trump fan.

From deep within her Facebook bunker, Palin wrote:

Mr. Trump should know he’s doing something right when the malcontents go ballistic in the press! There is no denying Donald J. Trump’s accomplishments and drive to create opportunity for every willing American to succeed. His own success is testament to the job-creating achievements made possible when one applies the courageous and tenacious pro-private sector precepts we need to fire up the economy. Trump joins a competitive field of GOP candidates that will duke it out in the arena of ideas and track records, a field representing diverse achievements. This, in contrast with the pro-big government party’s practice of merely anointing a chosen one, thus robbing voters of healthy debate.

Key to conservative’s victory is to do our own vetting of each candidate, focus on their ability to unleash America’s entrepreneurial spirit and dramatically shrink government in order to prioritize our nation’s security. That means we ignore the media’s participation in the liberals’ Pantsuit Politics of Personal Destruction. THEN, on an even playing field, in 2016 we charge forward after the radical left hears America shout, “You’re fired!”

Trump’s announcement made no sense, which is why Palin is apparently such a big fan. Sarah Palin and Donald Trump work the same side of the street. Both are reality television cartoon characters who pretend to be involved in Republican politics to get some free publicity and make a quick buck. Both Trump and Palin are Republican con artists.

The sick thing about Trump’s press conference is that there is an audience in the Republican Party for a racist candidate who screams look at me constantly while making absolutely no sense at all. Donald Trump appeals to the same people who support Palin.

Donald Trump may wish for the credibility of Oprah Winfrey, but his reality is Sarah Palin.

46 Replies to “Donald Trump Gets A Lesson In Reality As He Pines For Oprah But Ends Up With Sarah Palin”

  1. I attempted to translate the Palin Word-Salad through my Universal Translator: unfortunately all it seems to be capable of is constant retching noises…

    oh wait…here we go…”standard Conservative Brown-nosing”…”Trump will be getting the Palin Special”…”elimination of Constitutional Rights”…”how dare Liberals follow the Conservative play book!”..

    oops, my translator just expired.

  2. what are the comedy gods doing? Why do they have to do this just as Jon Stewart is leaving?! I hope Larry Wilmore and John Oliver are able to pick up the slack!

  3. Oh please, please, please!!!!!! Donald, pick Sarah Palin for your running mate. Just maybe it will be too tempting for Jon Stewart and he’ll stay.

  4. I was surprised to hear him say that. As obnoxiously overbearing as she is, and I never liked her, I thought she claimed the Obamas as friends although I haven’t heard about her at the White House for years. So I’m a little confused about her politics. I suspect Trump’s daughter has a bit of common sense and has been embarrassed for years.

  5. I have tons of words I would like to say to that racist trump guy. But I prefer not to, since I’m a decent guy and would probably get banned in this website. Mexicans and Mexican-Americans are very hard working and kind people who just want a better life for themselves. We just want a piece of a successful life and be comfortable, just like everyone else in this whole planet. No matter where one lives, either in Guadalajara, Monterrey, New York City, Los Angeles, Mexico D.F., we all just want to live our life and be proud of who we are. I may not be a millionaire, have my limousine, and so forth, but I am very proud of my life and accomplishments. Donald Trump represents white supremacy. I almost forgot, ¡Viva México!

  6. Bwahahahaah. Oprah got her laugh for the year.

    Oh, the arrogance to even think for a second that someone with the class and integrity of Oprah would ever stoop to consider teaming up with him.

  7. I’ve got the PERFECT Trump catchphrase:

    We Shall Overcomb!

    Ok I stole it from the Internets.

    But it seemed appropriate all things considered…

  8. Translation:

    Let’s get together for another pizza date and you can announce I’m your VP running mate. I’m good at scamming money!!

  9. Trump should recruit Sarah Palin as his potential running mate, as they have so much in common:

    Inability to discuss controversial topics in a mature, rational manner. Present arguments totally lacking in substance, filling the void with shallow, banal talking points. Make juvenile, petty insults about anyone with an opposing point of view, smugly smiling the whole time. And when all else fails, make crap up.

    Of course, when Oprah heard Trump’s comments … she spewed out her chai tea.

  10. She is either wanting Donald to touch her (through clothes and lightly mind you, the Duggar way), or she is thinking in her grifter mind that Donald will throw a million or two her way.

  11. Now that Sarah’s with him, it shouldn’t take long for Ted Nuisance to surface playing “Cat Scratch Fever” as Trump’s new theme song since he bombed with both Neil Young and Oprah Winfrey. Perhaps the Huckster will show up on stage playing bass…

  12. @ Mike CR,

    Yes, I saw that! Paid supporters… what a gig. Looks like he threw in some promo tee shirts too as a bonus.

  13. …just a weee bit off topic; but for King and Queen of the Teatards I nominate Louie Gohmert and Sarah Palin…both sound stupider than seems humanly possible, and nothing either o’ ’em says makes a lick o’ sense…

  14. Well, that duo would be a comedian’s wet dream. However, I’m thinking that Don is strapped for cash, and instead of filing for another bankruptcy he’s running for president. What a great idea. The reason he dropped out last time was because he didn’t want to disclose his finances. He’s not nearly as rich as he wants everyone to believe. He’s nowhere near billionaire status. And, he’s a cheapskate. Those poor actors deserved more than $50 for having to endure that diatribe of his.

  15. DoDo is it leaves Whacko…and I believe they need to become extinct…Nature needs to get in gear on them, otherwise they will try to destroy Mother Nature..

  16. Why waste time and energy talking about these losers? Help get Bernie Sanders in the White House! He is the real deal!

  17. Oh! Ohhh! Oh pleeeease! Pleeeeeaaaasssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee choose Sarah Palin…PLLLLEEEEAAASSEE! Please! Pretty please!

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