Left Behind: Conservatives’ Values are Anti-American

What exactly does the modern day conservative stand for? They’ve got a lot of confusion going on there, and not too many solid, consistent values. We’ve got regression, rage, and stupidity as an on-going theme, and the omni-present hatred of the “other”.

According to the latest Daily Kos poll, they don’t stand for much. These folks think Obama should be impeached, they think he’s a socialist, they think Sarah Palin is more qualified to be President than Obama. They are not sure (oh, poor dears) if Obama wants the terrorists to win or if Acorn stole the 2008 election. They’re not sure if Obama is a racist, but they do know they don’t really want to secede (one clear goal is always good). They don’t like unions or illegal immigrants. They don’t want openly gay people to serve in the military or marry or receive any federal or state bennies, or to teach in our schools, but they do want creationism taught in schools (another value! That’s two). They think marriage is an “equal partnership” (but Sarah Palin, who is more qualified to run country, can’t even read a book without permission from her husband…is this more separate but equal?). They think contraception should be outlawed, birth control pill is abortion, and abortion is murder. They’re “pro-life” but support death penalty. They do think women should work outside of home (oh, happy progress!). They are sure that Jesus is the only way to get to heaven. Phew.

That’s a lot of confusion going on there, and not too many solid, consistent values.

What we’ve got here is regression, rage, and stupidity as an on-going theme, and the omni-present hatred of the “other”. But the good news is it looks like conservatives have inched their way into the 20th century, as they now think a woman should work outside the home! This is real progress. Don’t give up, people! In the 22nd century, you will finally be behind health care for all! Better late than never, eh?

These are the same folks who tout “Freedom, free market capitalism, lower taxes, and less government”, along with“Socialist! Commie! Nazi! Libtard!”. In other words, your basic rage-filled tea bagger’s cry, coming from the misinformed and left-behind “traditionalist” who doesn’t really stand for tradition at all, at least not American tradition. These “values” don’t gel with one another. At all.

Their “values” are all over the map because their words are meaningless. This is a movement of such contradiction and revisionism that it can not afford to expose its members to the President answering questions for Republicans, lest a moment of cognitive dissonance overcomes the member, which could result in thought….


Allowing constituents to think is never a good thing when you’re selling pseudo-populism with a bright red, faux-morality cherry on top. Yes, Sarah, this is your moment to shine. Sell that rage. It’s what you do.

In fact, conservatives’ words have come to mean the opposite of their dictionary definition. Conservatives recently even felt the need to rewrite the bible, history books, and encyclopedias. And now, apparently, the Federalist Papers must also be “revised” in order to fit their propaganda.

These are the folks who brought us Sarah Palin, “I’ve been exonerated of all wrong-doing” when in fact, she has been found guilty of abuse of power.

“I am not a crook”. Up is down, down is up.

Republicans never reject their liars and their thieves. In fact, they embrace them. Because if ever a movement needed pathological liars, it’s the modern day Republican Party.

The current voter can’t listen to any conservative politician and get a clear idea of what they stand for or how they’ll vote. If the policy is fiscally conservative but the President backs it, the Republican will vote against their own supposed “principles”. Why? It is because they have no real values.

Their driving force is to tax the poor, grift and graft off the people, rape the land and the workers; these are not the values of our founding fathers, Christ, or a true “conservative” movement. In fact, they are the very things we fought so hard against when we founded this country.

The fact of the matter is that conservative leaders have rebranded their most cynical, greedy policies and values, in a stunningly effective attempt to justify regression and maintenance of status quo.

Somehow, they’ve convinced the tea baggers that the founding fathers wanted the wealthy to own this country, to rule by corporate monarchy with no accountability to the people, and to base legislation on the Old Testament.

The modern day conservative leader clearly regrets the Revolutionary War, and is busy fighting the very founding premise of the United States of America. This should have become clear when they ran a secessionist as their VP, but it appears that rage travels far quicker than the truth.

And the tea baggers and “conservatives” follow blindly, screaming about freedom as they fight to kill the very premise of America.

6 Replies to “Left Behind: Conservatives’ Values are Anti-American”

  1. Let me guess why you didn’t bother to back up anything you claim in this worthless rant. Because you can’t! When you aren’t outright lying, you are just spewing your opinion like it’s fact. It’s laughable that you think there is a lot going on in the Republican party, yet dems try to pretend like you’re the ones with the big open umbrella. The reality is that dems have a small box that you stand in & if someone doesn’t fit your idea of America; well, they must be unpatriotic or not as evolved as you. Thank God for the Republican party; that we have basic values and welcome a difference of opinion so much that you can’t wrap a neat little bow around it. Seems a heck of a lot more American to me than the small box you want everyone in.

  2. I know it’s hard for you to admit the truth, but there you go. It’s not the article’s fault that your party is a mixed bag of social war issues meant to get you to the voting booth and grift from your paycheck, all so the the fat cats on Wall Street can rape you after they proved that they don’t believe in Free Markets so much after all.

    Now, why don’t you go through this paragraph by paragraph, and point out what is factually inaccurate.

    I’ll be waiting. But I know you won’t come back. You’ll go to the voting booth in 2010 and 2012 and pull the lever for Republican because you think it makes you a better person. You think your flag pin and your Jesus bumper sticker make you a better person. You think that you pull yourselves up by your own bootstraps, even as you grift off the government from your red states.

    Conservatives stand for nothing. Not small government, not free markets, not fiscal conservatism. Nothing, except blind rage and misinformation.

    If you didn’t have to read only your special books, rewritten especially for the Kool Aid drinkers, you might know this.

  3. is that we are letting small issues divide us when one helluva lot of us (dare I say most of us?) agree on the important issues. It’s all part of the big lie. Who benefits when we are squabbling amongst ourselves? The gov’t and the corporations; they are experts at propaganda, after all. For example, the folks on the left poke at the folks on the right about their Christian faith, yet wouldn’t dare do that to a Buddist, Bahi, Hindu, Muslim or Wiccan. And the folks on the right say the folks on the left are baby killers, tree huggers, and fags. Dang! You treat your disgusting brother-in-law better than that, and you HATE him! I mean, when will it STOP!? I can tell you this; if it doesn’t, we are DOOMED to always belonging to the gov’t and the corporations. Personally I’ve had ENOUGH. How about when we hear someone putting down another for their beliefs, we tell them to knock it off? Remember, “United We Stand, Divided We Fall.”

  4. Something must have rang true to get you all riled up – riled up with emptiness because you can dissent with any examples, other than your blind rage. How very Republican of you.

    Exactly what, in her article, which seems pretty damn accurate to me, is inaccurate? Please, we welcome you to explain yourself. What are these “basic” values you have, exactly? Because I think she nailed them pretty well.

    The small box is where you live – we welcome difference of opinion – if its based in a willingness to look at the truth which in this case seems to be your own hyprocrisy.

  5. The republinuts have NO values what so ever, except for the values they THINK can further their coming back to power. All I EVER see or hear from republinuts is lies, spin, and fear mongering, that is all. They have no new ideas for anything, just the same old ideas that brought this country down from the 8 years they held power. They are greedy, selfish, and arrogant bunch that will oppose ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING President Obama wants to do to move this country forward. Democrats ARE NOT going to sit on their hands and do nothing, but the republinuts will, unless it favors the rich. Anything trying to be done to help the working poor they have been and always will be against. The GOP is REALLY a sad excuse for human beings. They claim to be religious, but NEVER exibit any qualities of a christian, or the words of christianity.

  6. “None of their members was ever in want, as all those who owned
    land or houses would sell them, and bring the money from the sale
    of them, to present it to the apostles; it was then distributed to
    any who might be in need”.
    Acts 4:32-37 (King James Version)

    32 And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one
    soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed
    was his own; but they had all things common.

    33 And with great power gave the apostles witness of the resurrection of
    the Lord Jesus: and great grace was upon them all.

    34 Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were
    possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the
    things that were sold,

    35 And laid them down at the apostles’ feet: and distribution was made unto
    every man according as he had need.

    36 And Joses, who by the apostles was surnamed Barnabas, (which is, being
    interpreted, The son of consolation,) a Levite, and of the country of

    37 Having land, sold it, and brought the money, and laid it at the
    apostles’ feet.

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